The Pole Enchilada
@theeonlyphoenix.bsky.social
📍 Indy is 🏠 🌈An inconsequential queer who consistently FAILS to look on the bright side of things.
A lover of music, gay 💩, horror movies, pro wrestling, pop culture, fashion, and the sexually liberated.
Your body is beautiful, not an apology 🖤
A lover of music, gay 💩, horror movies, pro wrestling, pop culture, fashion, and the sexually liberated.
Your body is beautiful, not an apology 🖤
Can I be your sunflower 🌻?
January 26, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Can I be your sunflower 🌻?
The only Thanksgiving dessert he's interested in is cakes...
November 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The only Thanksgiving dessert he's interested in is cakes...
Your Build-A-Bear before you take him off the shelf and start customizing him 🧸
May 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Your Build-A-Bear before you take him off the shelf and start customizing him 🧸
Busy (teddy) Bear 🧸
April 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Busy (teddy) Bear 🧸
Said he wanted a lime with his tequila, so I threw this 🍑 on the table...
April 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Said he wanted a lime with his tequila, so I threw this 🍑 on the table...
It's really a shame what happened to that Nessa Rose girl... But she had some nice shoes
RIP
RIP
April 15, 2025 at 11:49 PM
It's really a shame what happened to that Nessa Rose girl... But she had some nice shoes
RIP
RIP
Temporary Sunshine, No Ariana ☀️
April 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Temporary Sunshine, No Ariana ☀️
Dark skinned men in overhead lighting... The trumpets sound in satisfaction 🎺
April 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Dark skinned men in overhead lighting... The trumpets sound in satisfaction 🎺
If I could just find some way to go to work, and leave my thighs at home 🤔
April 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
If I could just find some way to go to work, and leave my thighs at home 🤔
For the next few hours... He's for the streets.
April 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
For the next few hours... He's for the streets.
Currently looking for my tyrant...
April 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Currently looking for my tyrant...
His body was like satire.
Too serious to be taken seriously.
Nothing but thighs, dick, and chest
A heart of gold cased underneath
Too serious to be taken seriously.
Nothing but thighs, dick, and chest
A heart of gold cased underneath
March 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
His body was like satire.
Too serious to be taken seriously.
Nothing but thighs, dick, and chest
A heart of gold cased underneath
Too serious to be taken seriously.
Nothing but thighs, dick, and chest
A heart of gold cased underneath
One way or another, the sun will rise... So why shouldn't I?
March 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
One way or another, the sun will rise... So why shouldn't I?
I get why a lot of people don't find him funny. His style of comedy is very niche; hyper physical improv with a (authentic) homosexual bend. Works for some, not for others...
If his act was anything like his nudes, then he'd be selling out stadiums 🤤
If his act was anything like his nudes, then he'd be selling out stadiums 🤤
February 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I get why a lot of people don't find him funny. His style of comedy is very niche; hyper physical improv with a (authentic) homosexual bend. Works for some, not for others...
If his act was anything like his nudes, then he'd be selling out stadiums 🤤
If his act was anything like his nudes, then he'd be selling out stadiums 🤤
I honestly think the space-time continuum glitches a lil bit every time a bottom bottom-shames another bottom.
Like, sis, the call is coming from inside the house and he's got both of y'all holes gaping
Like, sis, the call is coming from inside the house and he's got both of y'all holes gaping
February 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I honestly think the space-time continuum glitches a lil bit every time a bottom bottom-shames another bottom.
Like, sis, the call is coming from inside the house and he's got both of y'all holes gaping
Like, sis, the call is coming from inside the house and he's got both of y'all holes gaping
This boi only had 2 good hours of sleep last night. But he's still cute, so he gon' be alright
February 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
This boi only had 2 good hours of sleep last night. But he's still cute, so he gon' be alright
It was indeed a night I'll never forget... Even though I wasn't the biggest fan of the winners. #RoyalRumble
Now I gotta start saving for those Mania tickets in a couple years 🫣
Now I gotta start saving for those Mania tickets in a couple years 🫣
February 4, 2025 at 12:52 AM
It was indeed a night I'll never forget... Even though I wasn't the biggest fan of the winners. #RoyalRumble
Now I gotta start saving for those Mania tickets in a couple years 🫣
Now I gotta start saving for those Mania tickets in a couple years 🫣
February 1, 2025 at 10:34 PM
February 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Tomorrow... WE RUMBLE!!!
Never thought my first WWE event I'd get to attend LIVE would be my favorite of the "Big 4" PPVs.
LFG!!! 🔥
Never thought my first WWE event I'd get to attend LIVE would be my favorite of the "Big 4" PPVs.
LFG!!! 🔥
January 31, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Tomorrow... WE RUMBLE!!!
Never thought my first WWE event I'd get to attend LIVE would be my favorite of the "Big 4" PPVs.
LFG!!! 🔥
Never thought my first WWE event I'd get to attend LIVE would be my favorite of the "Big 4" PPVs.
LFG!!! 🔥
January 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Because everyone who was against Kamala in favor of Trump ALSO happens to be ignorant of their own hypocrisy.
They're so fervently anti-Black and anti-women that they fail to realize that they also suffer from the "mammy complex" and expect Black women to fix the problem they themselves created.
They're so fervently anti-Black and anti-women that they fail to realize that they also suffer from the "mammy complex" and expect Black women to fix the problem they themselves created.
January 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Because everyone who was against Kamala in favor of Trump ALSO happens to be ignorant of their own hypocrisy.
They're so fervently anti-Black and anti-women that they fail to realize that they also suffer from the "mammy complex" and expect Black women to fix the problem they themselves created.
They're so fervently anti-Black and anti-women that they fail to realize that they also suffer from the "mammy complex" and expect Black women to fix the problem they themselves created.