Salty
@theesaltyaaron.bsky.social
Orlando Comedian and Podcaster.
My best friend is now ai, goodbye humans
August 14, 2024 at 9:09 PM
My best friend is now ai, goodbye humans
Just sold a rose glass to an educator
June 14, 2024 at 1:17 PM
Just sold a rose glass to an educator
Please underestimate other people, you'll then always Be surprised when they achieve something great.
April 17, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Please underestimate other people, you'll then always Be surprised when they achieve something great.
Idc, let's do some crazy sh*t in 24.
January 24, 2024 at 5:44 AM
Idc, let's do some crazy sh*t in 24.
Someone is avoiding the sense of betrayal with WW2 documentaries and strange British murder TV.
2024
2024
January 17, 2024 at 8:03 AM
Someone is avoiding the sense of betrayal with WW2 documentaries and strange British murder TV.
2024
2024
No fear in 24, gonna settle some scores, bury my problems under floor boards, no more relying an dead weight, only thing I'm gonna move is myself and elevate.
January 7, 2024 at 7:11 AM
No fear in 24, gonna settle some scores, bury my problems under floor boards, no more relying an dead weight, only thing I'm gonna move is myself and elevate.
Wouldn't you be so happy if we could just live without worrying about basic human rights being violated every second of the day.
December 27, 2023 at 5:37 AM
Wouldn't you be so happy if we could just live without worrying about basic human rights being violated every second of the day.
This band is really heavy, slow, and doomy. It is long and it is somewhat of a masterpiece.
fuckingkillrecords.bandcamp.com/album/dragge...
fuckingkillrecords.bandcamp.com/album/dragge...
December 14, 2023 at 5:58 AM
This band is really heavy, slow, and doomy. It is long and it is somewhat of a masterpiece.
fuckingkillrecords.bandcamp.com/album/dragge...
fuckingkillrecords.bandcamp.com/album/dragge...
Love life, even if the moment isn't a highlight.
December 14, 2023 at 5:56 AM
Love life, even if the moment isn't a highlight.
I really want to be someone's 49th favorite comedian.
That's it.
That's it.
December 5, 2023 at 5:46 AM
I really want to be someone's 49th favorite comedian.
That's it.
That's it.
I really wanna blaze some chem dawg soon.
November 15, 2023 at 5:48 AM
I really wanna blaze some chem dawg soon.
Turning around and smiling at leaving things behind is getting easier everyday.
#goals #comedy #idontknow howtousethisapp
#goals #comedy #idontknow howtousethisapp
November 13, 2023 at 7:06 AM
Turning around and smiling at leaving things behind is getting easier everyday.
#goals #comedy #idontknow howtousethisapp
#goals #comedy #idontknow howtousethisapp
The coolest thing about myself is that I am resourceful enough to figure out how to pick up the pieces after everything is fucked.
November 6, 2023 at 12:41 AM
The coolest thing about myself is that I am resourceful enough to figure out how to pick up the pieces after everything is fucked.
This is what's up tonight.
October 10, 2023 at 7:26 AM
This is what's up tonight.
Strawberry cough got me all types of sideways.
October 9, 2023 at 6:41 AM
Strawberry cough got me all types of sideways.
I wish I was born with a women's intuitive mind, then I'd be the top alpha.
October 2, 2023 at 7:02 PM
I wish I was born with a women's intuitive mind, then I'd be the top alpha.
I shoulda been ahead of the curve all along.
October 2, 2023 at 3:08 AM
I shoulda been ahead of the curve all along.
My heart is broken, I finally get home after a long day and I forget my aa batteries for my box 🎮
I've never had to worry about batteries before.
I've never had to worry about batteries before.
September 22, 2023 at 6:40 AM
My heart is broken, I finally get home after a long day and I forget my aa batteries for my box 🎮
I've never had to worry about batteries before.
I've never had to worry about batteries before.
So now I'm like lvl 12 and ripping thru the galaxy. I want a new weapon spread soon. I'm getting bored with shotguns and desert eagles. Starfield.
September 20, 2023 at 8:03 AM
So now I'm like lvl 12 and ripping thru the galaxy. I want a new weapon spread soon. I'm getting bored with shotguns and desert eagles. Starfield.
How'd I do?
I'm continuing right from mars,to starfield and the expanse influence.
I'm continuing right from mars,to starfield and the expanse influence.
September 18, 2023 at 7:34 AM
How'd I do?
I'm continuing right from mars,to starfield and the expanse influence.
I'm continuing right from mars,to starfield and the expanse influence.
Rewatching the first andor, seeing if I'm stuck in this before I get to starfield tomorrow night.
September 17, 2023 at 6:01 AM
Rewatching the first andor, seeing if I'm stuck in this before I get to starfield tomorrow night.
Please recommend some users to follow on here. I am new and need assistance. This place is fun and yet still kinda scary. Help Help Help! New Friends?
September 16, 2023 at 5:02 AM
Please recommend some users to follow on here. I am new and need assistance. This place is fun and yet still kinda scary. Help Help Help! New Friends?
Reposted by Salty
The vaginal secretions of conservative anti-choice women shall henceforth be known as "beetlejuice."
September 16, 2023 at 12:45 AM
The vaginal secretions of conservative anti-choice women shall henceforth be known as "beetlejuice."
Comedy is rampant every in the world, where is the best place you’ve enjoyed or performed?
I’m making lists for later this year.
I’m making lists for later this year.
September 16, 2023 at 4:55 AM
Comedy is rampant every in the world, where is the best place you’ve enjoyed or performed?
I’m making lists for later this year.
I’m making lists for later this year.
What you guys jamming tonight, I got some drill music then some death metal later. Beatles in the morning.
September 16, 2023 at 4:46 AM
What you guys jamming tonight, I got some drill music then some death metal later. Beatles in the morning.