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@thefake.me
I manipulate data and make machines learn for a living. And I'm loving it.

Sadly HR does not allow the official title of Sarcastic Asshole so I am officially a data engineer. You may take my title, but you'll never take my sarcasm!

https://thefake.me
Fuck you pinterest. Tried to create an account using an email with the domain thefake.me, but was rejected with reference to “community guidelines”. No other explanation. I tried to have the either reactivate or delete so i could try again. 15min later I got this auto generated reply. Twice.
July 21, 2025 at 1:38 PM
They never really became friends.
July 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Well yeah, useless. At least mine is sort of polite. I kinda want the rude one, though.
June 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I am in the only European country where melatonin is a prescription drug. I either use these as prescribed or something over-the-counter from a neighboring country whenever I travel.
June 7, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Going with booking.com instead. They aren't the greatest company, but at least they are not American.
June 5, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Ikke helt det svar jeg havde ventet 😀
May 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
And his tomb in Seville, Spain. It’s almost like he was bought by Spanish monarchs.
April 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Fair. Please accept my pod-pet-tariff in the form of Anton the rabbit.
April 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
You are not silenced in Europa. Extensive coverage over here.
April 6, 2025 at 6:36 AM
America: your voices are heard across the pond!
The headline on the Danish public broadcasting service is: more than 1000 demonstrations against trump in the US: ‘I won’t even call him our president’
And below an article about providing a safe haven for scientist at Danish universities.
April 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Happy April 1st to you too :D
April 1, 2025 at 1:55 PM
@privacybadger.org it's thing on un.org. Thanks!
February 26, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I really don’t want to have anything in common with this horrible waste of skin, but he does seem to like one of my favorite podcasts: @fallofcivspod.bsky.social
Screenshot by a colleague.
February 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Vividly! Spend hours in that castle. Then they released doom...
January 21, 2025 at 9:55 AM
My first windows computer was on 3.1
My first PC was a kick ass gaming rig just perfect for running Larry Laffer off of a 5 1/4" floppy!
January 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Oh, I'll just ask siri... Never mind
January 10, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Not sure exactly how cold but it’s sub zero in DK.
January 10, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Love this LEGO build from rebrickable

rebrickable.com/mocs/MOC-918...
January 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Thanks. My most useful MOC:
December 13, 2024 at 9:38 AM
The beauty of having a laptop stand built with LEGO technic is that it can easily be decorated for the season.
December 13, 2024 at 7:24 AM
Well, that’s 1000 hours that I did not let my phone distract me. My #ADHD brain probably hates me for it. But what do I care. I got shit done!
December 7, 2024 at 9:23 AM
So, I guess taxing the ultra rich is off the table for a year or four?
December 6, 2024 at 9:34 PM