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I manipulate data and make machines learn for a living. And I'm loving it.

Sadly HR does not allow the official title of Sarcastic Asshole so I am officially a data engineer. You may take my title, but you'll never take my sarcasm!

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And we appreciate you for it!
August 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I would love to see the flight attendant help the set get settled in with a seatbelt and all 😀
Also. Which set?
July 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Holy hellcat! It would be cheaper for you to just go there and pick it up yourself!
July 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Will never exist because there is always room for improvement.

Unless you mean the best /current/ language in which case it is cobol because it has stood the test of time a is still in active use.
July 25, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Looks nice. Hope to see it on the European roads some day!
July 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The script apparently runs on the developers spotify dev ID (which is less than ideal, but mostly their problem) and ask you to authenticate with spotify. It does not seems to leak data to third parties or collect data.
Disclaimer: I am not a javascript developer so I might be wrong :)
July 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
No problem.
I just downloaded and ran it locally on my Mac - it seems to do what it claims to do. It downloaded my playlists including a lot of information about the tracks that seems legit. I have played around with spotify data from the api before so I know the data quite well.
July 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
You can export your Spotify playlists through their api if you are a bit technical. Not sure how to import into other services but I guess it is possible.
Someone also made this, but I haven’t tried it: exportify.net
Exportify
Export and save your Spotify playlists to csv. Analyze your music tastes in the Jupyter notebook. Data fields include genres, artists, popularity, year and more.
exportify.net
July 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I thought sugar caused autism. Maybe that was last year. Oh well.
July 20, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Simpler times 😀
It was actually existing to find out who called. Without experiencing the dreaded eight (in my case) digits in an unknown combination. And you could do actual prank calls to your friends.
July 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I’m 48 and will just stare blankly at an unknown number. Assuming they’ll leave a message if it’s important.
My friends know that it’s better to text me. My partner still hasn’t figured it out after 20+ years.
July 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
🧑‍💻🤦 🔁
July 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Good thing it’s not in the mountains. Oh, wait.. never mind.
July 17, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Bot accounts posting AI slop. Probably an image generated on-the-fly.
I really hope they just go away if no one interacts with them. Sadly people apparently just mindlessly follow back.
July 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Fixing a broken cassette tape with a pencil. And copying computer games from one tape to another on a stereo.
July 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Just came back from two weeks vacation in northern France. Drove 3,000+ km and sadly didn’t have to clean the windows once.
July 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
They never really became friends.
July 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM