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theFakeTLo
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Nihilistic panarchist who thinks squirrels are jerks.
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It's time for SHARING A RANDOM OLD PICTURE TIME

In my mom's garage... 1989 maybe?
A very young me. I'm crouching in front of a garage couch and wearing a pink tank top and shorts. My hands are on a Peavey amp. There's a lawn mower, typewriter and some crutches in the background. I have long, dark black, beautiful hair.
December 21, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Share your mood for the weekend.
Cast of "The Thing" wishing you a Merry Christmas.
December 20, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
Bubs, I've only got two, maybe three Motown puns left in me. Four tops.
December 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Giant open-mouthed emoji
December 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
A Porta Potty on the sidewalk in New Orleans. It has graffiti on it. There are what appear to be wet underpants strewn all around.
December 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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My name is Toby.
Far Side cartoon of a dog biting Godzilla's ankle. Godzilla has stepped into the dog's yard and on a picket fence. The BEWARE OF DOG sign is broken. Caption reads "Toby vs. Godzilla."
December 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Moby-Dick; or, The Whale
December 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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A look inside my bar...
A banner reading "As for me and my house, we will serve Malört hangs on the door of my wet bar.
December 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving!
Two Quarter Pounders with Cheese sitting on the dashboard of my truck.
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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You’ve just died.
The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
A tiny old Yorkie on a couch with a smirk on her face.
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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From Invasion. One of the most dramatic introductions of "the chair" that I have ever seen. #iykyk
Interrogation scene featuring the famous Emeco Navy Chair. Look it up.
November 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Tonight's activity. #malort
A picture of my home bar. On the counter left to right there's a bottle of Malört, a Jameson glass with ice but no whiskey, a fancy little port glass for the Malört, a handle of Wild Turkey 101, and a sample bottle of some barrel-aged Malört. On the wall, you can see part of a tiki mask and a banner that reads "AS FOR ME AND MY HOUSE, WE WILL SERVE MALÖRT."
November 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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In my office...
November 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
Max von Sydow as Ming the Merciless
November 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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I got nothin'.
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Irrefutably, a hot dog is not a sandwich. It's a taco. However in honor of the Sandwich Guy verdict today, these smell of mustard and onions.
Two cheesy Johnsonville brats covered in French's fried onions and yellow mustard on a flamingo plate with dill pickle flavored chips from Sprouts.
November 7, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Card of the day. Seems bad.
Tarot card - The Tower Two dudes on fire jumping out of a burning white tower that has been struck by lightning.
November 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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I like taking pictures of the moon.
A cool picture of the moon from my driveway with clouds and trees and contrails and a weird lens flare.
November 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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We hardly had any trick-or-treaters last night. I think I'm having candy for breakfast.
Large red handmade coffee mug with The Satanic Temple logo on it.
November 1, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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That's no moon.
Picture of the Moon in daylight looking like the Death Star.
November 1, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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October 24, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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Kraft Dinner with three different grinds of black pepper, 3-hour caramelized onions, and a topping of French's fried onions. I live outside of God's sight and by consequence, outside of His love.
Big white bowl full of mac and cheese.
October 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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I am an unabashed Steak-umm® fan.
Two Steak-umm® sandwiches on bolillos with colby jack, Kewpie, horseradish, and Italian seasoning resting on a beautiful blue Fiestaware dinner plate. Open. Two Steak-umm® sandwiches on bolillos with colby jack, Kewpie, horseradish, and Italian seasoning resting on a beautiful blue Fiestaware dinner plate. Closed and cut in half.
October 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Card of the day. Because of course.
"The Fool" tarot card
October 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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The chair. #iykyk
Three men in an interrogation scene. One of them is holding an Emeco Navy Chair. That chair is infamously used in almost every TV show and film for interrogations and science fiction sets. It's a thing.
October 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM