theFakeTLo
@thefaketlo.bsky.social
Nihilistic panarchist who thinks squirrels are jerks.
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Sigh. Once again, if you are warning us about fascism while posting on Substack you’re asking us to do work YOU 👏 ARE 👏 NOT 👏 WILLING 👏 TO 👏 DO.
December 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Sigh. Once again, if you are warning us about fascism while posting on Substack you’re asking us to do work YOU 👏 ARE 👏 NOT 👏 WILLING 👏 TO 👏 DO.
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The purpose of government is to provide essential services to its citizens.
The purpose of a business is to generate a profit for its owners.
Saying government should be run like a business is an absurd notion.
The purpose of a business is to generate a profit for its owners.
Saying government should be run like a business is an absurd notion.
December 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The purpose of government is to provide essential services to its citizens.
The purpose of a business is to generate a profit for its owners.
Saying government should be run like a business is an absurd notion.
The purpose of a business is to generate a profit for its owners.
Saying government should be run like a business is an absurd notion.
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"USPS posted a *$9 billion* loss in 2025."
did the US Navy post a profit last year?
did the US Navy post a profit last year?
🚨SCOOP: Amazon is preparing to sever ties with USPS and expand its shipping network as a true coast-to-coast rival.
It could cost USPS more than *$6 billion* a year in lost revenue, and lead Amazon to dominate yet another facet of the economy.
USPS posted a *$9 billion* loss in 2025.
It could cost USPS more than *$6 billion* a year in lost revenue, and lead Amazon to dominate yet another facet of the economy.
USPS posted a *$9 billion* loss in 2025.
December 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
For reasons I can't explain.
So on I went.
December 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
For reasons I can't explain.
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so the two notable programming moves bari weiss has made at CBS are... airing an interview nobody watched and not airing a 60 Minutes segment that everybody watched. it's like she's satirizing herself
December 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
so the two notable programming moves bari weiss has made at CBS are... airing an interview nobody watched and not airing a 60 Minutes segment that everybody watched. it's like she's satirizing herself
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Christmas movies hit hard in the 1940s, they be like 'you're not Santa, we throwing you in the nut house and putting you on trial you fat fuck'
December 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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marks in my whale-books
December 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
marks in my whale-books
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I feel like there isn’t a table big enough for Jesus to flip when I see stuff like this.
Prestonwood Baptist Church in Plano, Texas...$70 per ticket.
December 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I feel like there isn’t a table big enough for Jesus to flip when I see stuff like this.
For reals.
prolonged and exhausting
December 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
For reals.
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I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.
December 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Toad and his bullshit buttons. JFC.
None of the buttons fell off. Toad had sewed them on very well.
December 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Toad and his bullshit buttons. JFC.
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via The New Yorker, Ellis Rosen cartoon
December 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
via The New Yorker, Ellis Rosen cartoon
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Dec 23rd - Frank Cross is taken on a taxi ride through his life by the Ghost of Christmas Past.
📽️📅 Scrooged (1988)
📽️📅 Scrooged (1988)
December 23, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Dec 23rd - Frank Cross is taken on a taxi ride through his life by the Ghost of Christmas Past.
📽️📅 Scrooged (1988)
📽️📅 Scrooged (1988)
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Best one yet.
You're visited by 3 ghosts for Christmas - who you choosing
December 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Best one yet.
If only.
God came upon him in the whale, and swallowed him down to living gulfs of doom
December 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
If only.
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Happy Festivus to all that celebrate….is everyone ready to air out their grievances?
December 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Happy Festivus to all that celebrate….is everyone ready to air out their grievances?
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Try walking a day in my joints
December 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Surely this will outrage Rowling and the terf squad, right? These are men accosting women in a women’s restroom. I’ll wait!
ICE agents illegally break into a woman's bathroom in a NY nutrition bar manufacturing plant. "Pull up your pants," says a male agent. The agents only had a warrant to review employer documents. They didn't have a warrant to search for, detain, or arrest anyone there.
December 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Surely this will outrage Rowling and the terf squad, right? These are men accosting women in a women’s restroom. I’ll wait!
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I have to say I think it was a mistake putting Barry White in charge of CBS News. Great singer but he’s no journalist, and he’s been dead for 20 years
December 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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The Olivia Nuzzi story and the Bari Weiss at CBS story are the same story, which is that the upper echelons of legacy media are absolutely rife with people who worship power and don't feel burdened by any sense of responsibility to their profession or the public.
December 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The Olivia Nuzzi story and the Bari Weiss at CBS story are the same story, which is that the upper echelons of legacy media are absolutely rife with people who worship power and don't feel burdened by any sense of responsibility to their profession or the public.
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grinch planet of origin
December 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
grinch planet of origin