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Duane(the aipom guy)
@thefinalduane.standingintheodds.com
25, they/them, world’s biggest aipom fan
i like shiny hunting and horse girls a lot

did you know that if you eat a ritz cracker and then drink ginger ale it tastes like a graham cracker?
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AFTER 10,201 ENCOUNTERS WITH CHARM, THE SHINY SHARK IS MINE!!!!! this hunt really tested me and i hope i never hit odds like this again!! #shinypokemon
got my 11 year old sister the ikea alien plush for christmas and she facetimed me to thank me and she goes “i love him so much he looks SO neurodivergent” and to be fair he does
December 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
when i wake up remind me to show you guys my shalpha garg
December 24, 2025 at 10:50 AM
almost posted an inside thought so unbelievably rancid i needed to splash some cold water in my face here’s the figgy pudding video instead
December 24, 2025 at 10:39 AM
happy 5am. thinking about super creek’s tits.
December 24, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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I have no boughs and I must deck
December 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Happy Holidays fam.
December 24, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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✨❄️AstralShift wishes you Happy Holidays❄️✨

As we're nearing the end of the year, we'd like to take the opportunity to thank you all for your continued love and support — we'll keep working hard next year, too! 💖

🎀Illustration by @redregenmann.bsky.social
December 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
watching santa claus vs the devil with my friends this shit is so peak
December 20, 2025 at 5:03 AM
my boss has a really flat affect and he was handing out our christmas gifts and goes “i brought presents!” trying to sound excited but he just sounded in pain
December 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
cut my own bangs last night because they were literally covering my eyes and i forgot to make a hair appointment with my sister(my hair’s curly enough that it’ll look good no matter how i fuck up chopping it)
December 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
guy who has pulled 9 total maruzensky’s in the gacha is very grateful that maruzensky is their favorite character
December 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
good morrow… the fairies and i just made some……. FIGGY PUDDING…. everyone is welcome to join us………….
December 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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I've hunted over 100 shinies in the Mega Dimension DLC, so I made another compilation ✨

youtu.be/VAsFkH-zuWU
December 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
just finished that sbc slugfest side mission. rotating the idea of both jacinthe and holo-jacinthe manhandling lebanne at the same time in my brain so hard rn………..
December 15, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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Our minds are NOT changing!
December 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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#pokemon
ユカリ様
December 14, 2025 at 10:09 AM
watched the new episode of cingray and was more excited that my oshi got a couple lines of dialogue than i was for the craziest race in the show so far
December 14, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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Miss Piggy I would make you so much happier than Geoff Keighley please think about this
December 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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> new game 10 years in the making from a legendary indie dev
> jonathan blow
December 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
sad when the best part of the game awards was miss piggy
December 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
a bitch got the flu!
December 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Now that I'm back from Japan, I'm giving away a cherish ball slowpoke code redeemable in Pokemon ZA! They are very cute 🩷

Like and repost to enter, winner will be sent a code via DM from this account on Friday, any other message is a someone scamming you so ignore it.
December 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Shiny Darkrai after 2529 SRs!! Been 5 years in the making for this hunt! #RanchWeek
December 9, 2025 at 5:38 AM