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the first katie
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Not the main thing, but I really don't like seeing text messages between world leaders.
January 20, 2026 at 3:25 PM
The Stranger Things fandom going full QAnon is still pretty fun at this point but I fear they are not done with the descent.
January 8, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Not enough men trying to be a jeepster for my love, frankly.
January 7, 2026 at 3:17 AM
2026 Prediction: People start using ChatGPT as an "intimacy coordinator" during dates.
January 3, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Instead of an explicit lyrics warning on albums I could use a heads up if there is any instruments that sound like sirens.
January 3, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Did something different with my bangs and it feels like this.
December 29, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Post-Marty Supreme ladies' room discourse: they liked, but did not love it. Many upset about the dog (who was fine by the way!)
December 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Once again.
We need a website like Goodreads but for people with good taste in books.
December 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Starting to feel the urge to comment on news stories, but I've decided to just acknowledge my negative impulse without letting it control me.
December 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Not enough hockey on Heated Rivalry.
December 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Sports betting available on your phone, but I have to buy lottery tickets with cash? Sexism.
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Important One Battle After Another discourse we need to have: what is Tony Goldwyn's skincare routine? Has Sean Penn ever heard of sunscreen? These men are the same age.
September 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Calling in sick with mitochondrial challenges.
August 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I guess you go to war with the Gavin Newsom you've got.
August 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I have seen the phrase "AI Vegan" a few times to refer to people who don't want to use AI for ethical reasons and I am announcing my self as That Phrase Vegan.
August 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
My dog runs a similar criminal enterprise but he trafficks mainly in ponytail holders and beer bottle caps.
"chatgpt, just write whatever"
July 31, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Most neologisms are try-hard and annoying but they really nailed it with slop.
July 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I tried to rescue this stuck delivery robot but it was too heavy.
July 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM
CNN is referring to what is happening in the Senate as a "vote-a-rama" in case things weren't disgusting enough.
July 1, 2025 at 4:10 AM
We need a website like Goodreads but for people with good taste in books.
June 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
"Juneteenth on CNN is brought to you by Ancestry.com." Capitalism undefeated.
June 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
My biggest use of AI is reading the Google Gemini email thread summaries and ruminating on all the ways I would not understand what is happening if I read only the summaries.
June 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Oh no my weekend catch up work went late enough that Korea and Australia logged on and are dragging me into Monday.
June 16, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Watching a true crime documentary where the detective’s interrogation style is “Nathan Fielder”. Very effective!
June 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Remember when that guy threw a shoe at Bush and he ducked it? We used to be a country. Am I doing this right?
June 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM