TheFlatNoodle
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Old games. New laughs.
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Follow for retro gameplay and the stories behind them
https://www.theflatnoodle.com/Links
New Video: Sleigh Strikers (Christmas 2025)
It's Christmas eve and we're out delivering presents but there's a problem: Santa's lost his reindeer!
You need to take your sleigh through the skies and deliver presents to the good and coal to the bad while...
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It's Christmas eve and we're out delivering presents but there's a problem: Santa's lost his reindeer!
You need to take your sleigh through the skies and deliver presents to the good and coal to the bad while...
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December 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
New Video: Sleigh Strikers (Christmas 2025)
It's Christmas eve and we're out delivering presents but there's a problem: Santa's lost his reindeer!
You need to take your sleigh through the skies and deliver presents to the good and coal to the bad while...
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It's Christmas eve and we're out delivering presents but there's a problem: Santa's lost his reindeer!
You need to take your sleigh through the skies and deliver presents to the good and coal to the bad while...
www.youtube.com/watc...
New Video: Penguin Climbing (Christmas 2025)
Penguin Climbing is a prcedurally generated platformer that sees your penguin character attempting to ascend a mountain via icy levels all while avoiding snowball throwing & sledging snowmen and roly poly pol...
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Penguin Climbing is a prcedurally generated platformer that sees your penguin character attempting to ascend a mountain via icy levels all while avoiding snowball throwing & sledging snowmen and roly poly pol...
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December 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
New Video: Penguin Climbing (Christmas 2025)
Penguin Climbing is a prcedurally generated platformer that sees your penguin character attempting to ascend a mountain via icy levels all while avoiding snowball throwing & sledging snowmen and roly poly pol...
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Penguin Climbing is a prcedurally generated platformer that sees your penguin character attempting to ascend a mountain via icy levels all while avoiding snowball throwing & sledging snowmen and roly poly pol...
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New Video: JR's Christmas Adventure (Christmas 2025)
Well this game is... something!
It's a mash up of various AI scenes with a loose AI generated script (that makes NO sense) linking them together.
You play Jessica Roundtree, a millennial who is help...
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Well this game is... something!
It's a mash up of various AI scenes with a loose AI generated script (that makes NO sense) linking them together.
You play Jessica Roundtree, a millennial who is help...
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December 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
New Video: JR's Christmas Adventure (Christmas 2025)
Well this game is... something!
It's a mash up of various AI scenes with a loose AI generated script (that makes NO sense) linking them together.
You play Jessica Roundtree, a millennial who is help...
www.youtube.com/watc...
Well this game is... something!
It's a mash up of various AI scenes with a loose AI generated script (that makes NO sense) linking them together.
You play Jessica Roundtree, a millennial who is help...
www.youtube.com/watc...
New Video: The Night Christmas Ended
You're the tallest Goblin in the world (by one inch!) and you accidentally shoot Santa out of a tree! The problem is that Santa was defenfing everyone from evil ghosts so you need to take over the job and help save C...
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You're the tallest Goblin in the world (by one inch!) and you accidentally shoot Santa out of a tree! The problem is that Santa was defenfing everyone from evil ghosts so you need to take over the job and help save C...
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December 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
New Video: The Night Christmas Ended
You're the tallest Goblin in the world (by one inch!) and you accidentally shoot Santa out of a tree! The problem is that Santa was defenfing everyone from evil ghosts so you need to take over the job and help save C...
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You're the tallest Goblin in the world (by one inch!) and you accidentally shoot Santa out of a tree! The problem is that Santa was defenfing everyone from evil ghosts so you need to take over the job and help save C...
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New Video: Christmas Luge (Christmas 2025)
It's Christmas Eve and you've promised your brother you'd help out the penguins in neighbouring villages. The poor penguins are cold so you need to make your way down the mountain, boojie luge style, collecting...
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It's Christmas Eve and you've promised your brother you'd help out the penguins in neighbouring villages. The poor penguins are cold so you need to make your way down the mountain, boojie luge style, collecting...
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December 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
New Video: Christmas Luge (Christmas 2025)
It's Christmas Eve and you've promised your brother you'd help out the penguins in neighbouring villages. The poor penguins are cold so you need to make your way down the mountain, boojie luge style, collecting...
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It's Christmas Eve and you've promised your brother you'd help out the penguins in neighbouring villages. The poor penguins are cold so you need to make your way down the mountain, boojie luge style, collecting...
www.youtube.com/watc...
New Video: Ho-Ho-Maze (Christmas 2025)
Oh no! Santa's lost his reindeer! They've wandered off and got stuck in a maze.
Can you make your way through the maze and collect your reindeer while avoiding the evil bad wolves?
You can? Good! Because I can't!...
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Oh no! Santa's lost his reindeer! They've wandered off and got stuck in a maze.
Can you make your way through the maze and collect your reindeer while avoiding the evil bad wolves?
You can? Good! Because I can't!...
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December 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
New Video: Ho-Ho-Maze (Christmas 2025)
Oh no! Santa's lost his reindeer! They've wandered off and got stuck in a maze.
Can you make your way through the maze and collect your reindeer while avoiding the evil bad wolves?
You can? Good! Because I can't!...
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Oh no! Santa's lost his reindeer! They've wandered off and got stuck in a maze.
Can you make your way through the maze and collect your reindeer while avoiding the evil bad wolves?
You can? Good! Because I can't!...
www.youtube.com/watc...
New Video: Mrs Santa's Gift Hunt (Christmas 2025)
Someone has stolen all the presents and Mrs Santa doesn't want to worry Mr Santa so she teams up with her fairy tale friends - Frosty The Snowman, The Tooth Fairy and Red Riding Hood - to try a...
Someone has stolen all the presents and Mrs Santa doesn't want to worry Mr Santa so she teams up with her fairy tale friends - Frosty The Snowman, The Tooth Fairy and Red Riding Hood - to try a...
Mrs Santa's Gift Hunt (Christmas 2025)
Someone has stolen all the presents and Mrs Santa doesn't want to worry Mr Santa so she teams up with her fairy tale friends - Frosty The Snowman, The Tooth Fairy and Red Riding Hood - to try and recover them all before Christmas is ruined.
The JRPG might be free but it features some extremely impr
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December 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
New Video: Mrs Santa's Gift Hunt (Christmas 2025)
Someone has stolen all the presents and Mrs Santa doesn't want to worry Mr Santa so she teams up with her fairy tale friends - Frosty The Snowman, The Tooth Fairy and Red Riding Hood - to try a...
Someone has stolen all the presents and Mrs Santa doesn't want to worry Mr Santa so she teams up with her fairy tale friends - Frosty The Snowman, The Tooth Fairy and Red Riding Hood - to try a...
New Video: What Is Snowman Made Of? (Christmas 2025)
WARNING: This game contains an art style that may cause issues for certain people. Viewer discretion is advised.
In "What Is Snowman Made Of?" You have a small yard to move around which con...
WARNING: This game contains an art style that may cause issues for certain people. Viewer discretion is advised.
In "What Is Snowman Made Of?" You have a small yard to move around which con...
What Is Snowman Made Of? (Christmas 2025)
WARNING: This game contains an art style that may cause issues for certain people. Viewer discretion is advised.
In "What Is Snowman Made Of?" You have a small yard to move around which contains various items that can be used to make a snowman
How you make it is up to you - and how long you spend
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December 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
New Video: What Is Snowman Made Of? (Christmas 2025)
WARNING: This game contains an art style that may cause issues for certain people. Viewer discretion is advised.
In "What Is Snowman Made Of?" You have a small yard to move around which con...
WARNING: This game contains an art style that may cause issues for certain people. Viewer discretion is advised.
In "What Is Snowman Made Of?" You have a small yard to move around which con...
The Horror Game Awards 2025 are just about to start over on Twitch!
I've really started to get into horror games over the past year so this should be fun
Watch here:
I've really started to get into horror games over the past year so this should be fun
Watch here:
HorrorGameAwards - Twitch
Lost in Cult presents THE HORROR GAME AWARDS 2025 | Official Livestream
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December 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The Horror Game Awards 2025 are just about to start over on Twitch!
I've really started to get into horror games over the past year so this should be fun
Watch here:
I've really started to get into horror games over the past year so this should be fun
Watch here:
New Video: HappySnowMan (Rage Quitting Christmas 2025)
The Snowman might be Happy, but Noodle is NOT happy!
This game was INFURIATING!
It's a "simple" platform jumper where you need to move from floating mound to floating mound across 6...
The Snowman might be Happy, but Noodle is NOT happy!
This game was INFURIATING!
It's a "simple" platform jumper where you need to move from floating mound to floating mound across 6...
HappySnowMan (Rage Quitting Christmas 2025)
The Snowman might be Happy, but Noodle is NOT happy!
This game was INFURIATING!
It's a "simple" platform jumper where you need to move from floating mound to floating mound across 6 different levels
Well, I am told there are six but I can't verify that for sure - to find out why you'll have to wa
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December 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
New Video: HappySnowMan (Rage Quitting Christmas 2025)
The Snowman might be Happy, but Noodle is NOT happy!
This game was INFURIATING!
It's a "simple" platform jumper where you need to move from floating mound to floating mound across 6...
The Snowman might be Happy, but Noodle is NOT happy!
This game was INFURIATING!
It's a "simple" platform jumper where you need to move from floating mound to floating mound across 6...
Come and hang out as we check out the winners at #thegameawards tomorrow night!
I'll be co-streaming tomorrow on Twitch.tv/TheFlatNoodle from 00:30 GMT - bring some snacks!
I'll be co-streaming tomorrow on Twitch.tv/TheFlatNoodle from 00:30 GMT - bring some snacks!
December 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Come and hang out as we check out the winners at #thegameawards tomorrow night!
I'll be co-streaming tomorrow on Twitch.tv/TheFlatNoodle from 00:30 GMT - bring some snacks!
I'll be co-streaming tomorrow on Twitch.tv/TheFlatNoodle from 00:30 GMT - bring some snacks!
New Video: Cave Story's Secret Santa (Christmas 2025)
This is an atmospheric pixel art games that takes you around a surprisingly large world.
Enter houses via the chimney and return presents back to the trees they were stolen from. It's not...
This is an atmospheric pixel art games that takes you around a surprisingly large world.
Enter houses via the chimney and return presents back to the trees they were stolen from. It's not...
Cave Story's Secret Santa (Christmas 2025)
This is an atmospheric pixel art games that takes you around a surprisingly large world.
Enter houses via the chimney and return presents back to the trees they were stolen from. It's not that simple though as there are trap and watchdogs you need to avoid, and secret passages and cookies to find.
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December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
New Video: Cave Story's Secret Santa (Christmas 2025)
This is an atmospheric pixel art games that takes you around a surprisingly large world.
Enter houses via the chimney and return presents back to the trees they were stolen from. It's not...
This is an atmospheric pixel art games that takes you around a surprisingly large world.
Enter houses via the chimney and return presents back to the trees they were stolen from. It's not...
New Video: Tiny Stories: Santa Closes (Christmas 2025)
Don't let the art style fool you - Tiny Stories: Santa Closes is a dark tale of finding the meaning of Christmas .
Explore the tiny world with your penguin friend Pingu and discover clues that...
Don't let the art style fool you - Tiny Stories: Santa Closes is a dark tale of finding the meaning of Christmas .
Explore the tiny world with your penguin friend Pingu and discover clues that...
Tiny Stories: Santa Closes (Christmas 2025)
Don't let the art style fool you - Tiny Stories: Santa Closes is a dark tale of finding the meaning of Christmas .
Explore the tiny world with your penguin friend Pingu and discover clues that will help you realise what Christmas is all about - you might want to avoid giving reindeers dictionaries
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December 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
New Video: Tiny Stories: Santa Closes (Christmas 2025)
Don't let the art style fool you - Tiny Stories: Santa Closes is a dark tale of finding the meaning of Christmas .
Explore the tiny world with your penguin friend Pingu and discover clues that...
Don't let the art style fool you - Tiny Stories: Santa Closes is a dark tale of finding the meaning of Christmas .
Explore the tiny world with your penguin friend Pingu and discover clues that...
For some stupid reason I decided to download the Season 1 update of Black Ops 7
It's 75GB
I don't have Warzone or Zombies installed, just Multiplayer!
Does Activision understand the concept of optimisation or think we all have endless disk space
It's 75GB
I don't have Warzone or Zombies installed, just Multiplayer!
Does Activision understand the concept of optimisation or think we all have endless disk space
December 6, 2025 at 5:19 AM
For some stupid reason I decided to download the Season 1 update of Black Ops 7
It's 75GB
I don't have Warzone or Zombies installed, just Multiplayer!
Does Activision understand the concept of optimisation or think we all have endless disk space
It's 75GB
I don't have Warzone or Zombies installed, just Multiplayer!
Does Activision understand the concept of optimisation or think we all have endless disk space
New Video: Christmas Mansion (Christmas 2025)
This an extremely relaxing match game - think Candy Crush without the forced social aspect and in-your-face micro-transactions
There's an added aspect of building up your little town as well as you pro...
This an extremely relaxing match game - think Candy Crush without the forced social aspect and in-your-face micro-transactions
There's an added aspect of building up your little town as well as you pro...
Christmas Mansion (Christmas 2025)
This an extremely relaxing match game - think Candy Crush without the forced social aspect and in-your-face micro-transactions
There's an added aspect of building up your little town as well as you progress through the levels which is a nice touch
Before I knew it, I'd spent an hour on this game s
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December 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
New Video: Christmas Mansion (Christmas 2025)
This an extremely relaxing match game - think Candy Crush without the forced social aspect and in-your-face micro-transactions
There's an added aspect of building up your little town as well as you pro...
This an extremely relaxing match game - think Candy Crush without the forced social aspect and in-your-face micro-transactions
There's an added aspect of building up your little town as well as you pro...
New Video: Zombie Claus (Christmas 2025)
You've been naughty this year so in order to put things right you need to collect the presents (and for some reason dirty socks) scattered around the house.
It's not that simple though because Zombie C...
You've been naughty this year so in order to put things right you need to collect the presents (and for some reason dirty socks) scattered around the house.
It's not that simple though because Zombie C...
Zombie Claus (Christmas 2025)
You've been naughty this year so in order to put things right you need to collect the presents (and for some reason dirty socks) scattered around the house.
It's not that simple though because Zombie Claus has arrived and he's out to get you! Avoid Santa's evil twin as you do your chores and try an
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December 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
New Video: Zombie Claus (Christmas 2025)
You've been naughty this year so in order to put things right you need to collect the presents (and for some reason dirty socks) scattered around the house.
It's not that simple though because Zombie C...
You've been naughty this year so in order to put things right you need to collect the presents (and for some reason dirty socks) scattered around the house.
It's not that simple though because Zombie C...
Well, it looks like I might have issue with posting my Call Of Duty play throughs from now on
At least the video is still viewable (to logged in users over 18) but it's annoying
I'm surprised they haven't blocked "No Russian" from MW2 Remastered yet... just a matter of time I suppose
At least the video is still viewable (to logged in users over 18) but it's annoying
I'm surprised they haven't blocked "No Russian" from MW2 Remastered yet... just a matter of time I suppose
December 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Well, it looks like I might have issue with posting my Call Of Duty play throughs from now on
At least the video is still viewable (to logged in users over 18) but it's annoying
I'm surprised they haven't blocked "No Russian" from MW2 Remastered yet... just a matter of time I suppose
At least the video is still viewable (to logged in users over 18) but it's annoying
I'm surprised they haven't blocked "No Russian" from MW2 Remastered yet... just a matter of time I suppose
New Video: No Crooks On Christmas (Christmas 2025)
In this tower defence game you need to strategically place your Nutcracker towers and take out the invading goblins and stop them destroying the Christmas Tree.
There are a couple of different game mod...
In this tower defence game you need to strategically place your Nutcracker towers and take out the invading goblins and stop them destroying the Christmas Tree.
There are a couple of different game mod...
No Crooks On Christmas (Christmas 2025)
In this tower defence game you need to strategically place your Nutcracker towers and take out the invading goblins and stop them destroying the Christmas Tree.
There are a couple of different game modes, one of which inexplicably features a Koopa Shell from Mario! Why? We don't know! Do we care? N
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December 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
New Video: No Crooks On Christmas (Christmas 2025)
In this tower defence game you need to strategically place your Nutcracker towers and take out the invading goblins and stop them destroying the Christmas Tree.
There are a couple of different game mod...
In this tower defence game you need to strategically place your Nutcracker towers and take out the invading goblins and stop them destroying the Christmas Tree.
There are a couple of different game mod...
We're now on the "Normal" level of "The Weakest Link"
But How normal is normal? And how rude will Anne Robinson get when I fail another maths question?
Can I conquer the game?
Or will I be "The Weakest Link"?
Find out 👇
But How normal is normal? And how rude will Anne Robinson get when I fail another maths question?
Can I conquer the game?
Or will I be "The Weakest Link"?
Find out 👇
I Was a Genius Once - Can I do It Again? EP 2 Weakest Link US "Easy" Level
Trying Not To Be The Weakest Link In This Quiz! Ep. 2 USA Version
Well we made it through the "Junior" level - just! and we're now playing at "Easy" level - but is it actually EASY?
HahahahaHAhahah! No!
Will I be the weakest link? Will Anne bid me "Goodbye"? Will I lose my rag if she gives me mat
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November 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
We're now on the "Normal" level of "The Weakest Link"
But How normal is normal? And how rude will Anne Robinson get when I fail another maths question?
Can I conquer the game?
Or will I be "The Weakest Link"?
Find out 👇
But How normal is normal? And how rude will Anne Robinson get when I fail another maths question?
Can I conquer the game?
Or will I be "The Weakest Link"?
Find out 👇
I somehow scraped through the “easiest” level of The Weakest Link
Now I’m facing the actual "Easy" round!
Maths will break me, American sports will infuriate me, Anne Robinson’s voice will haunt me
How will I get on?
Now I’m facing the actual "Easy" round!
Maths will break me, American sports will infuriate me, Anne Robinson’s voice will haunt me
How will I get on?
I Was a Genius Once - Can I do It Again? EP 2 Weakest Link US "Easy" Level
Trying Not To Be The Weakest Link In This Quiz! Ep. 2 USA Version
Well we made it through the "Junior" level - just! and we're now playing at "Easy" level - but is it actually EASY?
HahahahaHAhahah! No!
Will I be the weakest link? Will Anne bid me "Goodbye"? Will I lose my rag if she gives me mat
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November 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I somehow scraped through the “easiest” level of The Weakest Link
Now I’m facing the actual "Easy" round!
Maths will break me, American sports will infuriate me, Anne Robinson’s voice will haunt me
How will I get on?
Now I’m facing the actual "Easy" round!
Maths will break me, American sports will infuriate me, Anne Robinson’s voice will haunt me
How will I get on?
I’ll never forget how Anne Robinson’s steely gaze struck fear into The Weakest Link contestants.
Can I survive the US version on the easiest level?
Time to find out—wish me luck!
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Can I survive the US version on the easiest level?
Time to find out—wish me luck!
🔗
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November 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I’ll never forget how Anne Robinson’s steely gaze struck fear into The Weakest Link contestants.
Can I survive the US version on the easiest level?
Time to find out—wish me luck!
🔗
Can I survive the US version on the easiest level?
Time to find out—wish me luck!
🔗
New Video: I rant about Black Slops 7 for Nine Minutes Straight
Comment "Potato" on the video if you agree the Activision servers suck bigly!
Comment "Potato" on the video if you agree the Activision servers suck bigly!
My Obligatory Black Ops 7 Rant
Black Ops 7 is dividing the player base - and not in a good way.
SBMM is doing weird things with lobbies, matchmaking is all over the place, the sweats are everywhere and the game servers are seemingly potatoes. But some people seem to not be experiencing any of this - what's going on here?
Is thi
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November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
New Video: I rant about Black Slops 7 for Nine Minutes Straight
Comment "Potato" on the video if you agree the Activision servers suck bigly!
Comment "Potato" on the video if you agree the Activision servers suck bigly!
New Video: COD: Black Ops 2 (2012) - Mission 11: Judgement Day
In the final mission, with Menendez in control of the US drone fleet which is being sent to various locations around the world, JSOC must infiltrate Menendez' Haitian base to terminate...
In the final mission, with Menendez in control of the US drone fleet which is being sent to various locations around the world, JSOC must infiltrate Menendez' Haitian base to terminate...
COD: Black Ops 2 (2012) - Mission 11: Judgement Day
In the final mission, with Menendez in control of the US drone fleet which is being sent to various locations around the world, JSOC must infiltrate Menendez' Haitian base to terminate the control signal.
Can Mason make it in time before Menendez unleashes the full force of the drones across the gl
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November 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
New Video: COD: Black Ops 2 (2012) - Mission 11: Judgement Day
In the final mission, with Menendez in control of the US drone fleet which is being sent to various locations around the world, JSOC must infiltrate Menendez' Haitian base to terminate...
In the final mission, with Menendez in control of the US drone fleet which is being sent to various locations around the world, JSOC must infiltrate Menendez' Haitian base to terminate...
New Video: COD: Black Ops 2 (2012) - Mission 10: Cordis Die
With the attack on America and China imminent, JSCOC must protect the US President from a Cordis Die attack.
We need to escort POTUS through the streets of a destroyed Los Angeles and protect...
With the attack on America and China imminent, JSCOC must protect the US President from a Cordis Die attack.
We need to escort POTUS through the streets of a destroyed Los Angeles and protect...
COD: Black Ops 2 (2012) - Mission 10: Cordis Die
With the attack on America and China imminent, JSCOC must protect the US President from a Cordis Die attack.
We need to escort POTUS through the streets of a destroyed Los Angeles and protect her from ground and air assault as we try to make it to a bunker under the Bonaventure Hotel in downtown L.
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November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
New Video: COD: Black Ops 2 (2012) - Mission 10: Cordis Die
With the attack on America and China imminent, JSCOC must protect the US President from a Cordis Die attack.
We need to escort POTUS through the streets of a destroyed Los Angeles and protect...
With the attack on America and China imminent, JSCOC must protect the US President from a Cordis Die attack.
We need to escort POTUS through the streets of a destroyed Los Angeles and protect...