TheFlatNoodle
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Old games. New laughs.
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Follow for retro gameplay and the stories behind them
https://www.theflatnoodle.com/Links
New Video: Milo And The Christmas Gift (Christmas 2025)
Milo and the Christmas gift is a beautiful hand-drawn short point-and-click game from artist Johan Scherft.
You take the role of Milo, a cat, who is introduced to the new family pet, a rabbit call...
www.youtube.com/watc...
Milo and the Christmas gift is a beautiful hand-drawn short point-and-click game from artist Johan Scherft.
You take the role of Milo, a cat, who is introduced to the new family pet, a rabbit call...
www.youtube.com/watc...
December 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
New Video: Milo And The Christmas Gift (Christmas 2025)
Milo and the Christmas gift is a beautiful hand-drawn short point-and-click game from artist Johan Scherft.
You take the role of Milo, a cat, who is introduced to the new family pet, a rabbit call...
www.youtube.com/watc...
Milo and the Christmas gift is a beautiful hand-drawn short point-and-click game from artist Johan Scherft.
You take the role of Milo, a cat, who is introduced to the new family pet, a rabbit call...
www.youtube.com/watc...
New Video: Sleigh Strikers (Christmas 2025)
It's Christmas eve and we're out delivering presents but there's a problem: Santa's lost his reindeer!
You need to take your sleigh through the skies and deliver presents to the good and coal to the bad while...
www.youtube.com/watc...
It's Christmas eve and we're out delivering presents but there's a problem: Santa's lost his reindeer!
You need to take your sleigh through the skies and deliver presents to the good and coal to the bad while...
www.youtube.com/watc...
December 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
New Video: Sleigh Strikers (Christmas 2025)
It's Christmas eve and we're out delivering presents but there's a problem: Santa's lost his reindeer!
You need to take your sleigh through the skies and deliver presents to the good and coal to the bad while...
www.youtube.com/watc...
It's Christmas eve and we're out delivering presents but there's a problem: Santa's lost his reindeer!
You need to take your sleigh through the skies and deliver presents to the good and coal to the bad while...
www.youtube.com/watc...
New Video: Penguin Climbing (Christmas 2025)
Penguin Climbing is a prcedurally generated platformer that sees your penguin character attempting to ascend a mountain via icy levels all while avoiding snowball throwing & sledging snowmen and roly poly pol...
www.youtube.com/watc...
Penguin Climbing is a prcedurally generated platformer that sees your penguin character attempting to ascend a mountain via icy levels all while avoiding snowball throwing & sledging snowmen and roly poly pol...
www.youtube.com/watc...
December 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
New Video: Penguin Climbing (Christmas 2025)
Penguin Climbing is a prcedurally generated platformer that sees your penguin character attempting to ascend a mountain via icy levels all while avoiding snowball throwing & sledging snowmen and roly poly pol...
www.youtube.com/watc...
Penguin Climbing is a prcedurally generated platformer that sees your penguin character attempting to ascend a mountain via icy levels all while avoiding snowball throwing & sledging snowmen and roly poly pol...
www.youtube.com/watc...
New Video: JR's Christmas Adventure (Christmas 2025)
Well this game is... something!
It's a mash up of various AI scenes with a loose AI generated script (that makes NO sense) linking them together.
You play Jessica Roundtree, a millennial who is help...
www.youtube.com/watc...
Well this game is... something!
It's a mash up of various AI scenes with a loose AI generated script (that makes NO sense) linking them together.
You play Jessica Roundtree, a millennial who is help...
www.youtube.com/watc...
December 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
New Video: JR's Christmas Adventure (Christmas 2025)
Well this game is... something!
It's a mash up of various AI scenes with a loose AI generated script (that makes NO sense) linking them together.
You play Jessica Roundtree, a millennial who is help...
www.youtube.com/watc...
Well this game is... something!
It's a mash up of various AI scenes with a loose AI generated script (that makes NO sense) linking them together.
You play Jessica Roundtree, a millennial who is help...
www.youtube.com/watc...
New Video: The Night Christmas Ended
You're the tallest Goblin in the world (by one inch!) and you accidentally shoot Santa out of a tree! The problem is that Santa was defenfing everyone from evil ghosts so you need to take over the job and help save C...
www.youtube.com/watc...
You're the tallest Goblin in the world (by one inch!) and you accidentally shoot Santa out of a tree! The problem is that Santa was defenfing everyone from evil ghosts so you need to take over the job and help save C...
www.youtube.com/watc...
December 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
New Video: The Night Christmas Ended
You're the tallest Goblin in the world (by one inch!) and you accidentally shoot Santa out of a tree! The problem is that Santa was defenfing everyone from evil ghosts so you need to take over the job and help save C...
www.youtube.com/watc...
You're the tallest Goblin in the world (by one inch!) and you accidentally shoot Santa out of a tree! The problem is that Santa was defenfing everyone from evil ghosts so you need to take over the job and help save C...
www.youtube.com/watc...
New Video: Christmas Luge (Christmas 2025)
It's Christmas Eve and you've promised your brother you'd help out the penguins in neighbouring villages. The poor penguins are cold so you need to make your way down the mountain, boojie luge style, collecting...
www.youtube.com/watc...
It's Christmas Eve and you've promised your brother you'd help out the penguins in neighbouring villages. The poor penguins are cold so you need to make your way down the mountain, boojie luge style, collecting...
www.youtube.com/watc...
December 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
New Video: Christmas Luge (Christmas 2025)
It's Christmas Eve and you've promised your brother you'd help out the penguins in neighbouring villages. The poor penguins are cold so you need to make your way down the mountain, boojie luge style, collecting...
www.youtube.com/watc...
It's Christmas Eve and you've promised your brother you'd help out the penguins in neighbouring villages. The poor penguins are cold so you need to make your way down the mountain, boojie luge style, collecting...
www.youtube.com/watc...
New Video: Ho-Ho-Maze (Christmas 2025)
Oh no! Santa's lost his reindeer! They've wandered off and got stuck in a maze.
Can you make your way through the maze and collect your reindeer while avoiding the evil bad wolves?
You can? Good! Because I can't!...
www.youtube.com/watc...
Oh no! Santa's lost his reindeer! They've wandered off and got stuck in a maze.
Can you make your way through the maze and collect your reindeer while avoiding the evil bad wolves?
You can? Good! Because I can't!...
www.youtube.com/watc...
December 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
New Video: Ho-Ho-Maze (Christmas 2025)
Oh no! Santa's lost his reindeer! They've wandered off and got stuck in a maze.
Can you make your way through the maze and collect your reindeer while avoiding the evil bad wolves?
You can? Good! Because I can't!...
www.youtube.com/watc...
Oh no! Santa's lost his reindeer! They've wandered off and got stuck in a maze.
Can you make your way through the maze and collect your reindeer while avoiding the evil bad wolves?
You can? Good! Because I can't!...
www.youtube.com/watc...
Come and hang out as we check out the winners at #thegameawards tomorrow night!
I'll be co-streaming tomorrow on Twitch.tv/TheFlatNoodle from 00:30 GMT - bring some snacks!
I'll be co-streaming tomorrow on Twitch.tv/TheFlatNoodle from 00:30 GMT - bring some snacks!
December 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Come and hang out as we check out the winners at #thegameawards tomorrow night!
I'll be co-streaming tomorrow on Twitch.tv/TheFlatNoodle from 00:30 GMT - bring some snacks!
I'll be co-streaming tomorrow on Twitch.tv/TheFlatNoodle from 00:30 GMT - bring some snacks!
Well, it looks like I might have issue with posting my Call Of Duty play throughs from now on
At least the video is still viewable (to logged in users over 18) but it's annoying
I'm surprised they haven't blocked "No Russian" from MW2 Remastered yet... just a matter of time I suppose
At least the video is still viewable (to logged in users over 18) but it's annoying
I'm surprised they haven't blocked "No Russian" from MW2 Remastered yet... just a matter of time I suppose
December 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Well, it looks like I might have issue with posting my Call Of Duty play throughs from now on
At least the video is still viewable (to logged in users over 18) but it's annoying
I'm surprised they haven't blocked "No Russian" from MW2 Remastered yet... just a matter of time I suppose
At least the video is still viewable (to logged in users over 18) but it's annoying
I'm surprised they haven't blocked "No Russian" from MW2 Remastered yet... just a matter of time I suppose
My thoughts on the Black Ops 7 "Co-Op" campaign so far
1) Where are all the co-op players
2) Why don't Treyarch want us to have toilet or quality of life breaks
3) 👇
1) Where are all the co-op players
2) Why don't Treyarch want us to have toilet or quality of life breaks
3) 👇
November 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM
My thoughts on the Black Ops 7 "Co-Op" campaign so far
1) Where are all the co-op players
2) Why don't Treyarch want us to have toilet or quality of life breaks
3) 👇
1) Where are all the co-op players
2) Why don't Treyarch want us to have toilet or quality of life breaks
3) 👇
Hello my Noods! I hope you're having a fun time!
I'll be going live on Twitch in a few minutes so hop on over and join in the chaos
🎃As it's spooky season we'll be playing some horror games and todays is ALIEN: ISOLATION🦇
👉 www.twitch.tv/TheFla...
I'll be going live on Twitch in a few minutes so hop on over and join in the chaos
🎃As it's spooky season we'll be playing some horror games and todays is ALIEN: ISOLATION🦇
👉 www.twitch.tv/TheFla...
October 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Hello my Noods! I hope you're having a fun time!
I'll be going live on Twitch in a few minutes so hop on over and join in the chaos
🎃As it's spooky season we'll be playing some horror games and todays is ALIEN: ISOLATION🦇
👉 www.twitch.tv/TheFla...
I'll be going live on Twitch in a few minutes so hop on over and join in the chaos
🎃As it's spooky season we'll be playing some horror games and todays is ALIEN: ISOLATION🦇
👉 www.twitch.tv/TheFla...
I see that "The Divine Anchor" is no more and Call Of Shame is returning
I guess the call of God that they claimed to have heard wasn't that strong after all when compared to the call of Adsense
I guess the call of God that they claimed to have heard wasn't that strong after all when compared to the call of Adsense
October 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I see that "The Divine Anchor" is no more and Call Of Shame is returning
I guess the call of God that they claimed to have heard wasn't that strong after all when compared to the call of Adsense
I guess the call of God that they claimed to have heard wasn't that strong after all when compared to the call of Adsense
So not only have Microsoft increased the cost of the PC Game Pass (very quietly I might add) they've also removed the ability to exchange points for a months subscription
Collecting points to use on Game Pass was the only reason I used some of their products & now I won't use any of them
Collecting points to use on Game Pass was the only reason I used some of their products & now I won't use any of them
October 11, 2025 at 5:16 AM
So not only have Microsoft increased the cost of the PC Game Pass (very quietly I might add) they've also removed the ability to exchange points for a months subscription
Collecting points to use on Game Pass was the only reason I used some of their products & now I won't use any of them
Collecting points to use on Game Pass was the only reason I used some of their products & now I won't use any of them
I've had some really weird bugs happening in the #BO7Beta
Here's one: I have a gun but I don't have a gun and yet you can see the shadow of the gun and I can shoot people but I also can't swap weapons
This game allegedly took 4 years to develop folks 👏👏👏
Here's one: I have a gun but I don't have a gun and yet you can see the shadow of the gun and I can shoot people but I also can't swap weapons
This game allegedly took 4 years to develop folks 👏👏👏
October 7, 2025 at 8:57 AM
I've had some really weird bugs happening in the #BO7Beta
Here's one: I have a gun but I don't have a gun and yet you can see the shadow of the gun and I can shoot people but I also can't swap weapons
This game allegedly took 4 years to develop folks 👏👏👏
Here's one: I have a gun but I don't have a gun and yet you can see the shadow of the gun and I can shoot people but I also can't swap weapons
This game allegedly took 4 years to develop folks 👏👏👏
How the heck did that happen!
Even the trees are after you in #Battlefield6!
I don't think the medics carry a ladder so I guess I'm screwed!
Even the trees are after you in #Battlefield6!
I don't think the medics carry a ladder so I guess I'm screwed!
August 12, 2025 at 5:05 AM
How the heck did that happen!
Even the trees are after you in #Battlefield6!
I don't think the medics carry a ladder so I guess I'm screwed!
Even the trees are after you in #Battlefield6!
I don't think the medics carry a ladder so I guess I'm screwed!
And in even better news, the petition to the UK Parliament passed the 100,000 threshold and the petition will now be debated
You can still add your signature to show the Games Companies they can't keep taking us for mugs
petition.parliament....
2/3
You can still add your signature to show the Games Companies they can't keep taking us for mugs
petition.parliament....
2/3
July 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
And in even better news, the petition to the UK Parliament passed the 100,000 threshold and the petition will now be debated
You can still add your signature to show the Games Companies they can't keep taking us for mugs
petition.parliament....
2/3
You can still add your signature to show the Games Companies they can't keep taking us for mugs
petition.parliament....
2/3
Guys!
Just over 2,000 signatures are needed to push the StopKillingGames initiative over the finish line!
This is amazing news!
If you're in the EU add your signature and tell the Games Companies they need to stop messing people who buy their games around
www.stopkillinggames...
1/3
Just over 2,000 signatures are needed to push the StopKillingGames initiative over the finish line!
This is amazing news!
If you're in the EU add your signature and tell the Games Companies they need to stop messing people who buy their games around
www.stopkillinggames...
1/3
July 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Guys!
Just over 2,000 signatures are needed to push the StopKillingGames initiative over the finish line!
This is amazing news!
If you're in the EU add your signature and tell the Games Companies they need to stop messing people who buy their games around
www.stopkillinggames...
1/3
Just over 2,000 signatures are needed to push the StopKillingGames initiative over the finish line!
This is amazing news!
If you're in the EU add your signature and tell the Games Companies they need to stop messing people who buy their games around
www.stopkillinggames...
1/3
Not someone thinking I'm using a voice changer to make myself sound British...
Because I guess British people don't make gaming videos or something?!
Because I guess British people don't make gaming videos or something?!
February 23, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Not someone thinking I'm using a voice changer to make myself sound British...
Because I guess British people don't make gaming videos or something?!
Because I guess British people don't make gaming videos or something?!
So that means that their aren't enough people in that game mode to load me in to a lobby
But if that's the case why am I getting so many games on Stakeout or Warhead?
So does that mean there aren't enough players fullstop?
Oh... wait. Don't bother answering that, I think I found out
But if that's the case why am I getting so many games on Stakeout or Warhead?
So does that mean there aren't enough players fullstop?
Oh... wait. Don't bother answering that, I think I found out
February 8, 2025 at 8:43 AM
So that means that their aren't enough people in that game mode to load me in to a lobby
But if that's the case why am I getting so many games on Stakeout or Warhead?
So does that mean there aren't enough players fullstop?
Oh... wait. Don't bother answering that, I think I found out
But if that's the case why am I getting so many games on Stakeout or Warhead?
So does that mean there aren't enough players fullstop?
Oh... wait. Don't bother answering that, I think I found out
Two blue screens of death in the space of an hour playing #BlackOps6
I've never had a BSOD on this PC since I got it less than 3 years ago
But tell me again that 3,000 developers are working on Call Of Duty... Because they're not working on quality assurance are they?
I've never had a BSOD on this PC since I got it less than 3 years ago
But tell me again that 3,000 developers are working on Call Of Duty... Because they're not working on quality assurance are they?
February 2, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Two blue screens of death in the space of an hour playing #BlackOps6
I've never had a BSOD on this PC since I got it less than 3 years ago
But tell me again that 3,000 developers are working on Call Of Duty... Because they're not working on quality assurance are they?
I've never had a BSOD on this PC since I got it less than 3 years ago
But tell me again that 3,000 developers are working on Call Of Duty... Because they're not working on quality assurance are they?
Not #CallOfDuty #BlackOps6 going on a 30% off sale on Steam just days after season two dropped
And yet Activision keep saying they don't have a problem keeping their player base
I'm starting to think that might not be strictly true 😂
And yet Activision keep saying they don't have a problem keeping their player base
I'm starting to think that might not be strictly true 😂
January 31, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Not #CallOfDuty #BlackOps6 going on a 30% off sale on Steam just days after season two dropped
And yet Activision keep saying they don't have a problem keeping their player base
I'm starting to think that might not be strictly true 😂
And yet Activision keep saying they don't have a problem keeping their player base
I'm starting to think that might not be strictly true 😂
Getting there slowly
Unfortunately I think I've left the worst weapons until last - wish me luck with my #BlackOps6 #CamoGrind - I've yet to actually finish one, maybe this will be my game?! 😂
Unfortunately I think I've left the worst weapons until last - wish me luck with my #BlackOps6 #CamoGrind - I've yet to actually finish one, maybe this will be my game?! 😂
December 9, 2024 at 7:51 AM
Getting there slowly
Unfortunately I think I've left the worst weapons until last - wish me luck with my #BlackOps6 #CamoGrind - I've yet to actually finish one, maybe this will be my game?! 😂
Unfortunately I think I've left the worst weapons until last - wish me luck with my #BlackOps6 #CamoGrind - I've yet to actually finish one, maybe this will be my game?! 😂
This is such a shame
I really enjoyed playing XDefiant, it was a fun and refreshing take on an oversaturated genre
I guess the microtransaction model just didn't cover the costs of the game
When you consider BO6 is $70 and that basically funds Warzone you can see the problem with XDefiant finance
I really enjoyed playing XDefiant, it was a fun and refreshing take on an oversaturated genre
I guess the microtransaction model just didn't cover the costs of the game
When you consider BO6 is $70 and that basically funds Warzone you can see the problem with XDefiant finance
December 6, 2024 at 8:45 AM
This is such a shame
I really enjoyed playing XDefiant, it was a fun and refreshing take on an oversaturated genre
I guess the microtransaction model just didn't cover the costs of the game
When you consider BO6 is $70 and that basically funds Warzone you can see the problem with XDefiant finance
I really enjoyed playing XDefiant, it was a fun and refreshing take on an oversaturated genre
I guess the microtransaction model just didn't cover the costs of the game
When you consider BO6 is $70 and that basically funds Warzone you can see the problem with XDefiant finance
Anyone else having problems with the Black Ops 6 Season One Battle Pass?
I've been playing for a while but not been able to earn a single token - and then somehow I am on MINUS ONE tokens???
What's going on @activisionblizzard.bsky.social ?
I've been playing for a while but not been able to earn a single token - and then somehow I am on MINUS ONE tokens???
What's going on @activisionblizzard.bsky.social ?
November 15, 2024 at 5:26 AM
Anyone else having problems with the Black Ops 6 Season One Battle Pass?
I've been playing for a while but not been able to earn a single token - and then somehow I am on MINUS ONE tokens???
What's going on @activisionblizzard.bsky.social ?
I've been playing for a while but not been able to earn a single token - and then somehow I am on MINUS ONE tokens???
What's going on @activisionblizzard.bsky.social ?