Fritz, the anti-capitalist fox boy
@thefritzfox.bsky.social
he/him - 19 - ENTP-T - furry - just a dumb fox on the internet 🦊 - I ramble about gaming, furries, and sometimes controversial shit - we’re living in the funniest timeline…
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If my roommates ever hear me laughing hysterically up in my room, it’s because I’m scrolling my phone laughing at the hilariously stupid timeline we live in 💅
BHVR acknowledging the existence of the Steagull meme was not on my 2026 bingo card
This Patch Notes includs:
➡️ The return of 2v8 on all platforms
➡️ Update to Nancy's facial likeness
➡️ Increased Steagull frequency
➕ More bugfixes
➡️ The return of 2v8 on all platforms
➡️ Update to Nancy's facial likeness
➡️ Increased Steagull frequency
➕ More bugfixes
February 11, 2026 at 5:35 AM
BHVR acknowledging the existence of the Steagull meme was not on my 2026 bingo card
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Release the Epstein files in spanish, and then maybe MAGA would get upset about them!
February 11, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Release the Epstein files in spanish, and then maybe MAGA would get upset about them!
Am I missing something by not watching the Super Bowl? I deadass haven’t been remotely involved in sports since football in the 8th grade, and even then it was mostly to look at the cute boys on the team and-
Yeah now that I think about it, maybe I am missing out 😵💫
Yeah now that I think about it, maybe I am missing out 😵💫
February 9, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Am I missing something by not watching the Super Bowl? I deadass haven’t been remotely involved in sports since football in the 8th grade, and even then it was mostly to look at the cute boys on the team and-
Yeah now that I think about it, maybe I am missing out 😵💫
Yeah now that I think about it, maybe I am missing out 😵💫
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charlie kirk didn’t even perform at the TPUSA half time show
February 9, 2026 at 2:06 AM
charlie kirk didn’t even perform at the TPUSA half time show
Deadass.
February 6, 2026 at 8:47 AM
Deadass.
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perhaps the most cursed thing i’ve ever recorded just dropped on the ill conceived patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/150071...
February 6, 2026 at 6:33 AM
perhaps the most cursed thing i’ve ever recorded just dropped on the ill conceived patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/150071...
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it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 1:16 AM
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
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Let’s be real: you’d probably be happier as a pet.
February 5, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Let’s be real: you’d probably be happier as a pet.
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imagine giving backshots to a twink with a poster like this in his room
January 30, 2026 at 5:27 AM
imagine giving backshots to a twink with a poster like this in his room
Wow that’s so weird how TikTok is limiting educational content on their app now that America owns the platform, gosh it’s almost as if our government wants to keep people stupid and brainwashed. What’s even sadder is just how much it seems to work on you considering nobody has picked up on this
January 26, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Wow that’s so weird how TikTok is limiting educational content on their app now that America owns the platform, gosh it’s almost as if our government wants to keep people stupid and brainwashed. What’s even sadder is just how much it seems to work on you considering nobody has picked up on this
Netflix is only making a bunch of Stranger Things spinoffs because they know that without the IP, nobody wants to pay for Netflix. The sad part tho is that just like with the “secret 9th episode”, people will easily buy into it because y’all are just braindead sheep. 🐑 🐑 🐑
January 8, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Netflix is only making a bunch of Stranger Things spinoffs because they know that without the IP, nobody wants to pay for Netflix. The sad part tho is that just like with the “secret 9th episode”, people will easily buy into it because y’all are just braindead sheep. 🐑 🐑 🐑
How mfs on the internet gonna be acting if Conformity Gate turns out to be real #strangerthings #conformitygate
January 7, 2026 at 8:28 AM
How mfs on the internet gonna be acting if Conformity Gate turns out to be real #strangerthings #conformitygate
📌 The Duffers have been trying to get ppl to pay attention to their show, but mfs would rather scroll TikTok/Instagram instead of watch the damn show, so they decided “fuck it, people don’t wanna pay attention so who cares, they’re not gonna notice inconsistencies in the writing anyway”
January 2, 2026 at 11:23 PM
📌 The Duffers have been trying to get ppl to pay attention to their show, but mfs would rather scroll TikTok/Instagram instead of watch the damn show, so they decided “fuck it, people don’t wanna pay attention so who cares, they’re not gonna notice inconsistencies in the writing anyway”
Everyone talking about some “2026 will HEAL US” but watch as this year is worse and more chaotic than the last lmao
January 2, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Everyone talking about some “2026 will HEAL US” but watch as this year is worse and more chaotic than the last lmao
Will’s coming out scene wasn’t “woke” or “cringe”, you just lack basic media literacy.
#strangerthings #st5
#strangerthings #st5
December 30, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Will’s coming out scene wasn’t “woke” or “cringe”, you just lack basic media literacy.
#strangerthings #st5
#strangerthings #st5
I feel like the type of people who complain online about how s2 of Fallout made House a “cartoonishly evil ceo” are the same type of people who unironically buy name brand and defend big corporations. Even in the game, House was never a good guy, his entire plan was “uninterrupted progress”
December 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I feel like the type of people who complain online about how s2 of Fallout made House a “cartoonishly evil ceo” are the same type of people who unironically buy name brand and defend big corporations. Even in the game, House was never a good guy, his entire plan was “uninterrupted progress”
Merry Christmas everyone, sorry for the lack of posting lately
December 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Merry Christmas everyone, sorry for the lack of posting lately
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> the internet makes you stupid
> everything is the internet
> everything is very, very stupid
> everything is the internet
> everything is very, very stupid
November 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
> the internet makes you stupid
> everything is the internet
> everything is very, very stupid
> everything is the internet
> everything is very, very stupid
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Flights are being cancelled due to the government shutdown, huh? And just in time for the holidays? This ought to be interesting. 🍿🍿🍿
November 8, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Flights are being cancelled due to the government shutdown, huh? And just in time for the holidays? This ought to be interesting. 🍿🍿🍿
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Reddit keeps pissing me off
October 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Reddit keeps pissing me off
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