The Funniest House
thefunnyhouse.bsky.social
The Funniest House
@thefunnyhouse.bsky.social
formerly alacizious. see catgroovical for additional funnyposting. they/he/she 25
uninstalling social media from my phone and keeping it shackled to the desktop was such a fun idea. idk what happens anymore
September 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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First one to hawk gets tuah stay on my aircraft
March 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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"Facism is the act of self-deception in service of making your own life more painful, solely for the payoff of making life more painful for people you dislike."
November 15, 2024 at 3:37 PM
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January 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I need to be more transgender this year and every year hence
January 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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very rare that you get to see craven ghoulish rich people make things happen with a wave of their hands so nakedly like this
January 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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December 20, 2024 at 9:02 PM
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December 6, 2024 at 11:24 AM
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December 2, 2024 at 6:49 PM
the employment rate is extraordinarily high and yet the bad take rates are through the roof. we must get the posters back to work
December 1, 2024 at 9:15 PM
anomalous Seattle airport horse
December 1, 2024 at 9:03 PM
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November 27, 2024 at 4:44 AM
actually my favorite thing about DSR is specifically phase 2 and phase 5. FFXIV needs more fights where you're fighting a whole team like yours. that's why jeuno kicks so much ass
November 27, 2024 at 2:49 PM
maybe one day they'll do a new orchestral arrangement of Heroes because the current one sucks. it doesn't really catch the feel of the ostensibly "heroic" part of Heavensward being twisted into chaos
November 27, 2024 at 2:46 PM
big shout out to the 4 month period in my life where I was fixated on dragonsongs reprise. not the storyline really. not even the mechanics. I just really liked watching the raid while working out
November 27, 2024 at 2:41 PM
to the apartment building next to this outdoor wedding reception: I am so sorry we're blasting music on a workday but a wedding is not happening in my family in the next 10 or so years
November 27, 2024 at 2:30 PM
actually koana we managed to find your parents. they super dumped you out in the wilderness brother. the child of that one couple got orbital striked by zoraal ja. so sorry brother
November 27, 2024 at 2:27 PM
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November 24, 2024 at 1:12 AM
evil ass robot war criminal whom I love
November 23, 2024 at 10:11 AM
big shoutout to that one artist sugmabutt who drew her whole summer fling and then deleted everything. a real candle in the wind....
November 21, 2024 at 6:39 AM
the secret to international travel is to dissociate the whole time. i had a 6 hour layover in Japan . I don't remember most of it.
November 21, 2024 at 6:37 AM
shout out to the haneda Airport big ass bridge
November 20, 2024 at 7:35 AM
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me making poop
November 19, 2024 at 3:39 PM
astonished at the community drawings at the nearby coffee shop
November 19, 2024 at 3:09 PM