The Goddamn Matman
@thegdmatman.bsky.social
Guaranteed Hillary. I mean hilarity. Stupid autocorrect.
He/him
Middle-aged dad, gamer, progressive, atheist
He/him
Middle-aged dad, gamer, progressive, atheist
The problem with meal prepping lunches for the entire week is that you don't know how you're going to feel about that food you prepared by the time you get to Friday.
October 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The problem with meal prepping lunches for the entire week is that you don't know how you're going to feel about that food you prepared by the time you get to Friday.
Being a gamer who was raised evangelical Christian, I realize now that speaking in tongues is the equivalent of Simlish. I will not be taking questions at this time.
October 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Being a gamer who was raised evangelical Christian, I realize now that speaking in tongues is the equivalent of Simlish. I will not be taking questions at this time.
I found out today that Weird Al Yankovic is 66. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
October 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I found out today that Weird Al Yankovic is 66. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Hey everyone! I've been gone a while. What did I miss?
Oh...oh no....what the fuck?
Oh...oh no....what the fuck?
September 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Hey everyone! I've been gone a while. What did I miss?
Oh...oh no....what the fuck?
Oh...oh no....what the fuck?
I'm reasonably sure this was a scammer but I think I scared them away. What do you think?
April 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I'm reasonably sure this was a scammer but I think I scared them away. What do you think?
Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 released a patch that includes hardcore mode today. So I guess I'm going for another playthrough!
April 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 released a patch that includes hardcore mode today. So I guess I'm going for another playthrough!
I absolutely love that I can be near max level with great armor in Kingdom Come Deliverance but can easily get merked by 3 bandits in good armor. There's never a moment in this game where you're safe.
April 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I absolutely love that I can be near max level with great armor in Kingdom Come Deliverance but can easily get merked by 3 bandits in good armor. There's never a moment in this game where you're safe.
I spent about 400 hours total getting platinum trophies in both Kingdom Come Deliverance games. Now what do I do with my life?
March 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I spent about 400 hours total getting platinum trophies in both Kingdom Come Deliverance games. Now what do I do with my life?
I've seen quite a bit of Death Stranding but never really cared about playing it. After seeing the info about the sequel, it makes me wonder if I'm missing out. Should I play the original?
March 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I've seen quite a bit of Death Stranding but never really cared about playing it. After seeing the info about the sequel, it makes me wonder if I'm missing out. Should I play the original?
Looking at the KCD2 patch notes today. Do you mean that I can get sexually assaulted after telling Katherine "No"?
March 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Looking at the KCD2 patch notes today. Do you mean that I can get sexually assaulted after telling Katherine "No"?
I've played a lot of video games in my 47 years. I'm going to have a really hard time finding my next game to play if it doesn't provide the same dopamine rush that Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 does. I might be playing this game over and over for the next few months.
March 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I've played a lot of video games in my 47 years. I'm going to have a really hard time finding my next game to play if it doesn't provide the same dopamine rush that Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 does. I might be playing this game over and over for the next few months.
I finished the store for Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 last night and immediately started a new game. I missed 3 trophies. I would have known if I had looked them up before playing the game, but I didn't want to be spoiled. I love this game so much that I don't mind playing through it again!
March 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I finished the store for Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 last night and immediately started a new game. I missed 3 trophies. I would have known if I had looked them up before playing the game, but I didn't want to be spoiled. I love this game so much that I don't mind playing through it again!
Holy shit! I'm 104 hours into Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 and I feel like there's still so much story left. It's a massive game!
February 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Holy shit! I'm 104 hours into Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 and I feel like there's still so much story left. It's a massive game!
This just in: Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 is every bit as addictive as its predecessor. That is all.
February 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
This just in: Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 is every bit as addictive as its predecessor. That is all.
Started Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 today and wow has the graphical fidelity been annoyed up since the first one 7 years ago!
February 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Started Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 today and wow has the graphical fidelity been annoyed up since the first one 7 years ago!
I finished Kingdom Come Deliverance last night with 89 hours into it. I missed a lot of content, it seems. I thought about going for the platinum trophy but I'd have to play through it once more, doing all quests, not killing anyone, and as a virgin to get the platinum trophy. Maybe I'll do it later
February 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I finished Kingdom Come Deliverance last night with 89 hours into it. I missed a lot of content, it seems. I thought about going for the platinum trophy but I'd have to play through it once more, doing all quests, not killing anyone, and as a virgin to get the platinum trophy. Maybe I'll do it later
Someone asked me yesterday how far I've gotten in Kingdom Come Deliverance's story and I really have no idea. I've been very unfocused on the story and just doing side quests while overall making Henry better at everything. There's just so much to do!
February 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Someone asked me yesterday how far I've gotten in Kingdom Come Deliverance's story and I really have no idea. I've been very unfocused on the story and just doing side quests while overall making Henry better at everything. There's just so much to do!
First world gamer problem. I got a code for Nightreign's network test but I'm too obsessed with Kingdom Come Deliverance to care.
February 11, 2025 at 8:54 PM
First world gamer problem. I got a code for Nightreign's network test but I'm too obsessed with Kingdom Come Deliverance to care.
I'm really enjoying Kingdom Come Deliverance. It really helped me to realize that the protagonist isn't some badass, but a peasant with zero skills. Acknowledging that really made the game play focus different on this one. Looking forward to eventually finishing this one and then playing the sequel!
February 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I'm really enjoying Kingdom Come Deliverance. It really helped me to realize that the protagonist isn't some badass, but a peasant with zero skills. Acknowledging that really made the game play focus different on this one. Looking forward to eventually finishing this one and then playing the sequel!
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5yo: Can I have a cookie?
Me: The rule is no treats before dinner
5: I'm taking a cookie
Me: You know you aren't allowed.
5: *climbing on a chair and taking a handful of cookies*
Me: That's literally against the rules!
5: *munching on a mouthful of cookies*
This post isn't about cookies.
Me: The rule is no treats before dinner
5: I'm taking a cookie
Me: You know you aren't allowed.
5: *climbing on a chair and taking a handful of cookies*
Me: That's literally against the rules!
5: *munching on a mouthful of cookies*
This post isn't about cookies.
February 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
5yo: Can I have a cookie?
Me: The rule is no treats before dinner
5: I'm taking a cookie
Me: You know you aren't allowed.
5: *climbing on a chair and taking a handful of cookies*
Me: That's literally against the rules!
5: *munching on a mouthful of cookies*
This post isn't about cookies.
Me: The rule is no treats before dinner
5: I'm taking a cookie
Me: You know you aren't allowed.
5: *climbing on a chair and taking a handful of cookies*
Me: That's literally against the rules!
5: *munching on a mouthful of cookies*
This post isn't about cookies.
Holy shit. Two Trump supporters in an ad about stopping hate. Irony has been brutally murdered tonight.
February 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Holy shit. Two Trump supporters in an ad about stopping hate. Irony has been brutally murdered tonight.
If anything demonstrates what's wrong with American Christianity, it's that an organization spent millions on a Super Bowl commercial to advertise the most famous historical character ever instead of using that money to help people in need.
February 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
If anything demonstrates what's wrong with American Christianity, it's that an organization spent millions on a Super Bowl commercial to advertise the most famous historical character ever instead of using that money to help people in need.
Reposted by The Goddamn Matman
Don’t just say DEI as if it’s a bad word. Spell it out.
Say diversity, which is the lifeblood of American society & culture & innovation.
Say equity, which a just society should pursue.
Say inclusion, because decent people believe in increasing belonging, not isolating people who are different.
Say diversity, which is the lifeblood of American society & culture & innovation.
Say equity, which a just society should pursue.
Say inclusion, because decent people believe in increasing belonging, not isolating people who are different.
February 9, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Don’t just say DEI as if it’s a bad word. Spell it out.
Say diversity, which is the lifeblood of American society & culture & innovation.
Say equity, which a just society should pursue.
Say inclusion, because decent people believe in increasing belonging, not isolating people who are different.
Say diversity, which is the lifeblood of American society & culture & innovation.
Say equity, which a just society should pursue.
Say inclusion, because decent people believe in increasing belonging, not isolating people who are different.
Another quick poll, because I want to see if I'm setting unreasonable expectations of people. If you were creating a new password, and got a message that the new password does not meet history requirements, would you be able to deduce what that means?
February 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Another quick poll, because I want to see if I'm setting unreasonable expectations of people. If you were creating a new password, and got a message that the new password does not meet history requirements, would you be able to deduce what that means?
I've said before that I just couldn't get into Kingdom Come Deliverance, but here's the real reason.
The goddamn lockpicking. It was infuriating. I just couldn't do it. And I figured if something so basic was that anger-inducing, then the rest of the game mechanics were going to suck too.
The goddamn lockpicking. It was infuriating. I just couldn't do it. And I figured if something so basic was that anger-inducing, then the rest of the game mechanics were going to suck too.
February 4, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I've said before that I just couldn't get into Kingdom Come Deliverance, but here's the real reason.
The goddamn lockpicking. It was infuriating. I just couldn't do it. And I figured if something so basic was that anger-inducing, then the rest of the game mechanics were going to suck too.
The goddamn lockpicking. It was infuriating. I just couldn't do it. And I figured if something so basic was that anger-inducing, then the rest of the game mechanics were going to suck too.