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Gibby
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Statistically proven idiot because I mention football in my bio.

Building offshore wind farms
Id say half time entertainment to involve actual executions but they've already pitched for that one next year probably
December 18, 2025 at 3:16 PM
How the heck can they top this run of form, they're running out of abysmally stupid places and ways of hosting it.

I refuse to accept 2038 can be allowed to go ahead unless it's jointly held in Chernobyl and on the moon
December 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Saudi a flipping rabia

Throw in Russia in 2018 and the across 3 continents nonsense for 2030 and it's astonishing how they can mismanage the world cup so badly
December 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
This is the point isn't it. Distract him with the shiny stuff and the petty bullshit and then you're left alone to get on with your own slice of kleptocratic legislating or personal manic obsession
December 18, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Wasn't me it was Marco - I put it in quote marks and everything.
December 18, 2025 at 4:59 AM
December 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Politely saluting someone while holding french bread?
December 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
A shipyard in Gdynia
December 17, 2025 at 11:54 AM
*Counts kneecaps*

I appear to be here voluntarily
December 17, 2025 at 9:54 AM
I read up about all the people the soviet security services shot in the shipyard in the 1970's uprising with great interest as I assume I'm now going to get to meet them all.

That said, all of this pales against the fact that my only flights to Gdynia are Ryan Air
December 17, 2025 at 9:25 AM
What is in the fifth door on the right? you ask.

I may never know as I'm too scared to go in so I might just sit down out here to work for the next 2 years
December 17, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Haha!
December 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I'm from High Wycombe, whose chief redeeming feature is not being Slough, and is a very forgotten industrial town in a corner of posh Buckinghamshire so have very little skin in any game. But even having never lived there, I do love Sheffield.
December 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Derby as a city is too Leicester adjacent to deserve Derbyshire as a county so I've detached them from each other mentally and awarded Derbyshire to Sheffield as its spiritual capital.
December 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I think of Derbyshire as a south Yorkshire adjunct in my head so I credit you lot with a lot more of the peak district than you deserve.

Plus Sheffield is arguably THE best city globally
December 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
When I first moved up to Yorkshire I had a daily commute to just East of Hull by the power station.

My life got genuinely better when it became a 20 minute longer commute and I started going to the Fish Dock in Grimsby instead.

Goole still brings me out in hives
December 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Also disagree on south being the worst Yorkshire, but for the coastal strip east should have had the Yorkshire name taken from them centuries ago.
December 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Shropshire 7th is where they gave themselves away as not serious people.

No one in possession of all their facilities puts Shropshire 7th.
December 13, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Somerset as 4th is where they lost credibility and benefit of the doubt
December 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Lincolnshire should not be on the first page. It struggles for features to redeem it of Immingham &;Grimsby. The one county that could make the Hull side of the Humber bridge look like the posh end.
December 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
*his Yule log
December 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM