Firing squad is too kind. They all need to go down in a locked burning room.

That's the main event in the Car Olympics (that doesn't exist).

Five classes I took in college:

- Fiction on The Fringes
- The Industrial Revolution in The Mills
- Deaf Culture
- Musical Theater
- The Sherlock Holmes Novel

"I burned it down"

In NH we're getting anywhere from wicked shitloads of snow to buckets of fucking snow.

I know, I know, NOT ALL MEN. But so many of them. So many men.

Shit. I made donuts.

Getting gourdy all up in the motherfucking house.