Megan
@thegoldcell2007.bsky.social
“A mayor’s taint is sacred.” -Bob's Burgers 🍔
Men on dating apps be like, I'm into lying and hiking.
January 31, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Men on dating apps be like, I'm into lying and hiking.
What it comes down to it, we really only have three choices: LOL, 😂, or haha.
January 27, 2026 at 9:54 PM
What it comes down to it, we really only have three choices: LOL, 😂, or haha.
Cats: You've never hurt me in my entire life. In fact, you've only given me love and affection and food. But, you just slightly moved your hand and I'm terrified.
January 23, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Cats: You've never hurt me in my entire life. In fact, you've only given me love and affection and food. But, you just slightly moved your hand and I'm terrified.
Petition to stop TV shows from beginning with a dream sequence.
January 4, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Petition to stop TV shows from beginning with a dream sequence.
Once again my birthday has somehow landed on New Year's Eve.
December 31, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Once again my birthday has somehow landed on New Year's Eve.
You know what's great? Not having to accommodate my mood to fit someone else's mood. 10/10 would recommend.
December 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
You know what's great? Not having to accommodate my mood to fit someone else's mood. 10/10 would recommend.
I regret to inform you that I am a Capricorn and that means absolutely nothing.
December 21, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I regret to inform you that I am a Capricorn and that means absolutely nothing.
I can't do it. I refuse. I will never refer to myself as a "girly" or to other women as "girlies".
December 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I can't do it. I refuse. I will never refer to myself as a "girly" or to other women as "girlies".
1. What is Art Pop? And 2. How can someone who listens to Art Pop be the leader of a club called "Grit Collective"?
December 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
1. What is Art Pop? And 2. How can someone who listens to Art Pop be the leader of a club called "Grit Collective"?
"Men Are Afraid of Their Emotions, Still, in Fucking 2026" is a non-fiction book I should write.
December 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
"Men Are Afraid of Their Emotions, Still, in Fucking 2026" is a non-fiction book I should write.
The first minute of 'Bulls on Parade' scratches an itch.
November 30, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The first minute of 'Bulls on Parade' scratches an itch.
I don't have the heart to kick him off my laptop so I guess I'm done watching a movie forever.
November 29, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I don't have the heart to kick him off my laptop so I guess I'm done watching a movie forever.
I inadvertently submitted two poems that had nothing to do with Northern California to a journal that was only accepting poems about Northern California. They were not accepted but this would have been a more interesting story if they were.
November 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I inadvertently submitted two poems that had nothing to do with Northern California to a journal that was only accepting poems about Northern California. They were not accepted but this would have been a more interesting story if they were.
Only the people of the United States would oust a leader because he's awful and then re-elect him four years later when he's even more awful.
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Only the people of the United States would oust a leader because he's awful and then re-elect him four years later when he's even more awful.
I'm in my Agatha Christie movies but I can't afford BritBox era.
November 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I'm in my Agatha Christie movies but I can't afford BritBox era.
GPS: You will be 56 minutes late to your destination.
Me: Maybe I can bend time and still make it.
Me: Maybe I can bend time and still make it.
November 18, 2025 at 7:22 PM
GPS: You will be 56 minutes late to your destination.
Me: Maybe I can bend time and still make it.
Me: Maybe I can bend time and still make it.
My cats are like: Binow
And I'm like: Yes, of course.
And I'm like: Yes, of course.
November 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
My cats are like: Binow
And I'm like: Yes, of course.
And I'm like: Yes, of course.
I'm eating air fried shrimp and watching Christmas movies. Otherwise known as the perfect Friday night.
November 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I'm eating air fried shrimp and watching Christmas movies. Otherwise known as the perfect Friday night.
Zooropa + Fruitopia = Zootopia. I will be accepting no further questions at this time.
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Zooropa + Fruitopia = Zootopia. I will be accepting no further questions at this time.
I wonder what Tommy and Gina from Livin' on a Prayer are up to these days?
November 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I wonder what Tommy and Gina from Livin' on a Prayer are up to these days?
I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed because I have a she-shed that is used for being cozy and reading books. No sharps or tools allowed.
November 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed because I have a she-shed that is used for being cozy and reading books. No sharps or tools allowed.
One time an ear nose and throat doctor told me I had some of the cleanest tonsils he had ever seen and I'm still living off that high four years later.
November 2, 2025 at 4:04 AM
One time an ear nose and throat doctor told me I had some of the cleanest tonsils he had ever seen and I'm still living off that high four years later.
Why did I put these on before I put my costume and make-up on?
November 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Why did I put these on before I put my costume and make-up on?
"Listen, in some ways, I get it. When I came on the scene in 2001, I probably seemed pretty unsavory compared to the competitors. But that was when academic research happened in libraries and George W. Bush was considered the stupidest president." 🤣🤣🤣
"I’m not looking so bad now, huh? Absolute best case, the LLM-generated legal advice you get is merely plagiarizing, probably from me. But more likely, it’s a mish-mash of Reddit posts filtered through an algorithm coded by a Belarusian teen on the run from Interpol."
Hi, It’s Me, Wikipedia, and I Am Ready for Your Apology
“Wikipedia, the constantly changing knowledge base created by a global free-for-all of anonymous users, now stands as the leading force for the dum...
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November 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
"Listen, in some ways, I get it. When I came on the scene in 2001, I probably seemed pretty unsavory compared to the competitors. But that was when academic research happened in libraries and George W. Bush was considered the stupidest president." 🤣🤣🤣
Speed dating axe throwing is an actual thing. Let's quickly get to know each other and also show off our axe skills.
October 31, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Speed dating axe throwing is an actual thing. Let's quickly get to know each other and also show off our axe skills.