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@thegoldenguard.bsky.social
Moved to -> @hyunglover.bsky.social
✦ 22 ✦ He/Him ✦ Autistic Fudan Fagdyke ✦ Plural system ✦ Unethical shipper ✦ Pro-fictionist ✦
✦ I prefer my fictional boys underage ✦

"Your fetishes are what make you who you are."
- Paru Itagaki
you people are fucking disgusting
November 16, 2025 at 4:17 AM
who wants fic recs
September 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
i put on my kitty hat to protect my cold bald head and i just had a kin euphoria moment cus im wearing stupid cute cat merch and I'm about to go housewife it up. im manipulating myself into doing housework
September 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
get yourself a mom
September 15, 2025 at 8:23 PM
i love my cringe mom. i dont ask for money in a week and she texts me to ask if im okay... lol. and its no coincidence that she texted me the day that i bought a wheelchair lol. its like she could just sense a disturbance
September 14, 2025 at 4:47 AM
getting really into breakfast food lately
September 12, 2025 at 9:13 PM
this being the first tiktok i see when i open the app ❤️ been a while since ive seen something so raw and genuine on that app
September 12, 2025 at 7:38 AM
i feel like when i was a kid i remember the bubbles being transparent. there wasnt a black screen it was just your screen with bubbles over it. how do i get that back
September 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
feeling just big and greedy today
September 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
its 9/11
September 11, 2025 at 5:00 AM
dinner
September 9, 2025 at 4:03 AM
finally making it to the end of my snickers ive been nibbling on for a week
September 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
old dry wood in my mess of a house doesnt even breach top ten most ghetto things to happen to me
September 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
how do i just know that the swiftie batfam fan is equating fictional incest and real incest
September 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
bloomfs, could any of you id this flower? im seriously brainfarting on the name and its driving me crazy
September 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
my bf sent me peak
September 4, 2025 at 5:46 AM
its almost that season
September 3, 2025 at 9:36 AM
you have no idea how serious this nctzen shit is
September 2, 2025 at 6:32 AM
tomoe from kamisama kiss
September 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
MY IRL SENT THIS TO MY POLYCULE HAHAHAHA (we just showed her jjk 0)
September 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
just for that you unlocked the secret second half
September 1, 2025 at 8:05 AM
sometimes kids really ARE mature for their age, im sure you are too ahaaa
September 1, 2025 at 6:36 AM
the brainworms have begun
September 1, 2025 at 3:46 AM
i love my bfs so much lol they get me (currently laying on my tummy trying to lower my heartrate) (its not like i have some sort of heart disorder that causes me to have an unusually high bpm or anything)
September 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
how i feel unfing and blocking someone with an asinine take on omegaverse
September 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM