The Good Dave
@thegooddave.bsky.social
He/him 🍤 Gamer 🍤 Maker 🍤 LGBTQIA+ ally 🍤 Chill vibe manufacturer
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If your vet has an app and you don't upload ridiculous photos of your pets, what are you even doing
#cats #catsofbluesky
#cats #catsofbluesky
December 7, 2025 at 11:04 PM
If your vet has an app and you don't upload ridiculous photos of your pets, what are you even doing
#cats #catsofbluesky
#cats #catsofbluesky
How to never disappoint partners in bed in one simple step!
Lower their expectations ASAP. Introduce yourself to potential partners thusly: "Hello, my name is Elon, and should we have sex, you will find the experience awkward and slimy, though mercifully brief."
Follow me for less dating advice
Lower their expectations ASAP. Introduce yourself to potential partners thusly: "Hello, my name is Elon, and should we have sex, you will find the experience awkward and slimy, though mercifully brief."
Follow me for less dating advice
October 31, 2025 at 7:01 PM
How to never disappoint partners in bed in one simple step!
Lower their expectations ASAP. Introduce yourself to potential partners thusly: "Hello, my name is Elon, and should we have sex, you will find the experience awkward and slimy, though mercifully brief."
Follow me for less dating advice
Lower their expectations ASAP. Introduce yourself to potential partners thusly: "Hello, my name is Elon, and should we have sex, you will find the experience awkward and slimy, though mercifully brief."
Follow me for less dating advice
Feature-length Steamed Hams was the most thing I didn't know
Steamed Hams but it's a Critically Acclaimed Feature Film
YouTube video by Tyrone Deise
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September 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Feature-length Steamed Hams was the most thing I didn't know
Yesterday I washed the inside of my windshield, and my drive to work just now was like opening my eyes for the very first time. Never mind that my washer fluid pump died the other week so the outside of my windshield is still filthy. But at least now I can see the outside filth with perfect clarity
August 25, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Yesterday I washed the inside of my windshield, and my drive to work just now was like opening my eyes for the very first time. Never mind that my washer fluid pump died the other week so the outside of my windshield is still filthy. But at least now I can see the outside filth with perfect clarity
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Social media should be safe for trans people.
Therefore, social media should be unsafe for transphobes.
Pass it on.
Therefore, social media should be unsafe for transphobes.
Pass it on.
Social media should be safe for trans people.
Therefore, social media should be unsafe for transphobes.
Pass it on.
Therefore, social media should be unsafe for transphobes.
Pass it on.
Social media should be safe for trans people.
Therefore, social media should be unsafe for transphobes.
Pass it on.
Therefore, social media should be unsafe for transphobes.
Pass it on.
August 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Social media should be safe for trans people.
Therefore, social media should be unsafe for transphobes.
Pass it on.
Therefore, social media should be unsafe for transphobes.
Pass it on.
Is there a Mario-Paint-mouse-to-USB adapter? I feel like it would really spice up my Doom Eternal ultra-nightmare attempts
July 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Is there a Mario-Paint-mouse-to-USB adapter? I feel like it would really spice up my Doom Eternal ultra-nightmare attempts
I wish the "hang up instead of answering" button was also a "and immediately delete any new voicemail messages that arrive in the next three minutes" button
July 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I wish the "hang up instead of answering" button was also a "and immediately delete any new voicemail messages that arrive in the next three minutes" button
@noclipvideo.bsky.social I was watching your sound design video when my cat Maple decided to be extra cute, so I took this photo and Sound Design Person on the TV in the background looks absolutely thrilled by Maple's cuteness.
June 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
@noclipvideo.bsky.social I was watching your sound design video when my cat Maple decided to be extra cute, so I took this photo and Sound Design Person on the TV in the background looks absolutely thrilled by Maple's cuteness.
@gamemakerstoolkit.com Hi! Word Play feature request: Numpad Enter functionality please, thanks!
June 15, 2025 at 5:19 PM
@gamemakerstoolkit.com Hi! Word Play feature request: Numpad Enter functionality please, thanks!
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I'm always willing to listen and relate.
May 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I'm always willing to listen and relate.
It's super weird to hear Deftones covering Skynyrd. I feel like Lynyrd Skynyrd and Deftones are two bands that couldn't possibly exist in the same universe or timeline. Like, the fundamental properties of a reality that could produce one band would not be able to also produce the other. And yet
Simple Man (2005 Remaster)
YouTube video by Deftones - Topic
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May 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
It's super weird to hear Deftones covering Skynyrd. I feel like Lynyrd Skynyrd and Deftones are two bands that couldn't possibly exist in the same universe or timeline. Like, the fundamental properties of a reality that could produce one band would not be able to also produce the other. And yet
Today is a Nightwish kind of day
youtu.be/GFpj8zgb8Fg
youtu.be/GFpj8zgb8Fg
Gethsemane
YouTube video by Nightwish - Topic
youtu.be
April 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Today is a Nightwish kind of day
youtu.be/GFpj8zgb8Fg
youtu.be/GFpj8zgb8Fg
Today is a Haken kind of day
youtu.be/tUa14ly7N8M
youtu.be/tUa14ly7N8M
Cockroach King
YouTube video by Haken - Topic
youtu.be
April 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Today is a Haken kind of day
youtu.be/tUa14ly7N8M
youtu.be/tUa14ly7N8M
It's a 311 kind of day
youtu.be/Z4EzzVfTFsY
youtu.be/Z4EzzVfTFsY
311 - Do You Right
YouTube video by MrBeardFarmer
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April 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
It's a 311 kind of day
youtu.be/Z4EzzVfTFsY
youtu.be/Z4EzzVfTFsY
I work in commercial embroidery, and there's a cabinet here at work labeled "Black bobbin" and every time I walk by it I think "bambalam"
April 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I work in commercial embroidery, and there's a cabinet here at work labeled "Black bobbin" and every time I walk by it I think "bambalam"
Pictured: Shug, Queen of Garbage
#catsofbluesky
#catsofbluesky
April 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Pictured: Shug, Queen of Garbage
#catsofbluesky
#catsofbluesky
In today's episode of Dave Out of Context:
April 11, 2025 at 12:22 PM
In today's episode of Dave Out of Context:
Friendly reminder that while every day is Don't Trust Anything You See On the Internet Day, today in particular is REALLY REALLY SUPER ULTRA MEGA Don't Trust Anything You See On the Internet Day
By the way, have I mentioned that I'm not a human man, but rather three butts stacked in a trench coat?
By the way, have I mentioned that I'm not a human man, but rather three butts stacked in a trench coat?
April 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Friendly reminder that while every day is Don't Trust Anything You See On the Internet Day, today in particular is REALLY REALLY SUPER ULTRA MEGA Don't Trust Anything You See On the Internet Day
By the way, have I mentioned that I'm not a human man, but rather three butts stacked in a trench coat?
By the way, have I mentioned that I'm not a human man, but rather three butts stacked in a trench coat?
Peach yogurt is pretty great no cap fr fr
April 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Peach yogurt is pretty great no cap fr fr
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If Captain Ahab's name was an acronym, would it stand for Assigned Harpooner At Birth or All Humpbacks Are Bastards? 🤔
March 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
If Captain Ahab's name was an acronym, would it stand for Assigned Harpooner At Birth or All Humpbacks Are Bastards? 🤔
On today's episode of Gibberish Chinese Brand Names Found On Amazon:
March 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
On today's episode of Gibberish Chinese Brand Names Found On Amazon:
I'm watching some French Twitch streams and I'm being reminded of something Duolingo doesn't teach you, which is that every other word out of a French speaker's mouth is "donc"
March 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I'm watching some French Twitch streams and I'm being reminded of something Duolingo doesn't teach you, which is that every other word out of a French speaker's mouth is "donc"