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New favourite holiday tune just dropped:
music.youtube.com/watch?v=Nbgq...
Deck the Halls (We did it First)
YouTube video by Wren and the Daughters of the Bear - Topic
music.youtube.com
December 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Well this is a new scam. At least new to me.

New Toronto area code, poorly formatted and unregistered, so likely spoofed number. No car in my name, haven't left my house today,no school zones on the weekend.

"Avoid a driver's license penalties" is an error that has a certain accent in my head.
December 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
At some point I will stop laughing, but for now I am just gonna watch this video on a loop.

Quintessential Vinnie.
December 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
At least I'm aging better than my high school keepsakes.
December 2, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Be safe out there friends. People are Stressed! Saw an altercation occur while I was shopping that ended in people being put in police cars when they shouldn't have had to be.

The best thing you can do for yourself is decide to extend grace and patience to others and let go of perceived disrespect.
December 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
"build me a house based on that one Mitch Hedberg joke about rooms"
Oh shit waddup
December 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
My wife got the chance to come home for a while today. Last time she was here she said she wanted to do the tree when she was here next. We didn't get much notice, so I stayed up all night getting out the Xmas decorations and setting up the tree to be decorated when she got here. Got it done!
November 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Shout out to this guy, who constantly reminds me that we are not just the sum of the bad things that have happened to us. We can still choose to love and trust others.
November 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
...a random, muddy, "loaded" (his words) twenty year old man showed up at my front door at 1 am and asked me to call him a cab, so I got him a chair and I called him a cab. He didn't realize how drunk he was, or how cold and slippery it is.

Should I have answered? Maybe not, but I did.
November 15, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Clear, recent photos of your face and/or your fingerprints are the things they need to look through the phones of most people.

With your phone they can get access to all of your accounts the way a scammer does when they get a senior's email password.

Their data security is shit, too.
November 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Turned off all my lights, parked my car in the way of the walkway to my front door. Put on headphones so there is no noise coming from inside. Trying to decide how appropriate a "NO CANDY. GO AWAY" sign in the window is, given at 5pm there were already two doorbell rings. Just leave me&my cat alone.
November 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Reminding myself it's okay to be an island as long as you have a cat.

I have a cat, so everyone else can pound sand.
November 1, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I love Halloween but it comes with a side of reliving trauma from the year I got jumped by a bunch of guys outside of the gas station where I worked at the time. It is very difficult to convince me to leave my house, or even open the door on Oct. 31st. Just gonna hang out with this guy.
October 31, 2025 at 6:48 PM
It is a deeply weird time to have graduated from "Prince Andrew High School".
October 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
That's not a ballroom.
it's an indoor gold plated golf course/driving range.
October 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
You built a sweet PC inside your vintage PC Case, but now it's time for cable management finalizing and it has basically no space for hiding cables, minimal pass throughs, and you have ADHD...
October 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I need to get my trellises out of the ground before it freezes.

I have been avoiding it because taking down the plants means I have sent beans and cukes to my MIL for the last time, and my heart will not accept this truth, because it does not want it to be true.

But I still have to do it.
October 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Happy Gotcha Day Anniversary to this Guy, who much appreciates the freeze dried sardines he got In lieu of cake.
September 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Controversial Opinion: The reason Pit bulls are overrepresented in bite statistics is not because they are more aggressive, it's because they are large and cause more damage with their big mouths when they do. You only see the statistics collected by police, courts, and hospitals.
September 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Favourite still from a CatSumo session.

Yep, still feral-ish.
September 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Kash Patel always looks like he thinks Amanda Waller put a nano-bomb detonator in neck while he was asleep or something.

Someone should tell him they only do that to people who are really good at something.
September 17, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Yes. This is big democracy energy.

I have already sent contact to the MPs for my province. I intend to keep going.

The humiliated clapping of a bunch of trained seals.

I understand they can't stop the MP from AB from saying it, but they didn't have to clap or stand. Staying silent is an option!
I just emailed every single one of Canada's 334 sitting Members of Parliament.

I did so to tell them how disgusted I was with their embarrassing support for the invocation of a fascist sycophants name (who wanted our country annexed) with a call for tolerance. Shame on the HoC.

#CDNpoli #Canada
September 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Vinnie is a sweet cat, but he constantly reminds me that he was wild at one point. He has instincts and urges that softly raised indoor cats do not always give in to. One of them is aggression. It isn't enough to just squash his aggro, it needs to be channeled somewhere. This is his Catsumo, Hunter.
September 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Beaaaaaaaaans! These are just the ones I picked yesterday, and it does not count the handfuls I ate while picking them, or the bowl I gave the next door neighbour.
September 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
The small frustrations: my recycling was rejected because there was rusty metal from my BBQ in it. Crusty rusty metal can't be recycled, it is waste.

Okay, fine, into the waste with the rusty metal.

My garbage got rejected because there is metal in it, which has to go in the recycling.

WTF?!?
August 26, 2025 at 5:25 AM