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♪I’m a Yankee Poodle Urology Doctor♪
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Issue 347
November 11, 2025
#fetterman #durbin #schumer #democrats #acasubsidies #healthcare #snap #shutdown #epsteinfiles #pedonaldtrump #superfundsite #habitatdestruction #huntingseason #environmentalism #veteran'sday
November 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Let Them Lick Cake
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Issue 346
November 10, 2025
#foodstamps #snap #congress #senate #democrats #republicans #healthcare #shutdown #kaine #fetterman #king #shaheen #masto #durbbin #hassan #rosen #pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #deepseamining #climatechange #globalwarming
November 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Ultra Well Done Steak
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Issue 345
November 7, 2025
#faa #airspace #airtrafficcontrol #shutdown #republicans #mikejohnson #pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #california #gerrymandering #amazonrainforest #forestfires #beefindustry #brazil #cuomo #nyc #mamdani #mayor
November 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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AI Sloppy Top
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Issue 344
November 6, 2025
#dershowitz #suicide #nyc #mayoralrace #cuomo #mamdani #supremecourt #tariffs #nuclearwaste #environmentalremediation #deepecology #aislop #pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles
November 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Sloppy, Slimy SNAP
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Issue 343
November 5, 2025
#pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #snapbenefits #shutdown #healthcare #republicans #nyc #mamdani #cuomo #airspace #trafficcontrollers #climatechange #penguins #globalwarming #antarctica #icesheet #bigoil #fossilfuels
November 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Ding Dong the Dick is Dead!
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Issue 342
November 4, 2025
#dickcheney #iraqwar #torture #cia #wmd #fossilfuels #oilbarons #oilindustry #climatechange #hell #christofascism
November 4, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Oligarchs Roasting On An Open Fire
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Issue 341
November 3, 2025
#pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #vatican #foreverwar #midterms2026 #christianpersecution #worldseries #halloween #christmas #musk #oligarchy #snap #shutdown #healthcare #republicans #extrajudicialkillings
November 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Come With Me If You Want the Earth to Live
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Issue 340
October 31, 2025
#pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #nulearwar #nucleartest #nuclearweapons #china #tradedeal #soybeans #ai #climatechange #deepecology
October 31, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Bleach This, Landlubbers
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Issue 339
October 30, 2025
#federalreserve #jeromepowell #interestrates #fedchair #grift #bitcoin #crypto #atm #icepig #dhs #kristinoem #coralreefs #bleachingevent #icbms #climatechange #globalwarming #macaques #pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles
October 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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The Dementia Ward Visits the Zoo
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Issue 338
October 29, 2025
#pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #childrapistdonaldtrump #tigers #elephants #giraffes #dementiatest #alzheimers #senile #senility #aoc #narcissism #mentalillness
October 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Metamorphic, Sedimentary, Ignoramus
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Issue 337
October 28, 2025
#snap #welfare #healthcare #shutdown #mikejohnson #epsteinfiles #pedonaldtrump #navyaircraft #venezuela #hurricanemelissa #petehegseth #climatechange #globalwarming #earthquakes #heritagefoundation
October 28, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Long was the Night, Molten was the Ground
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Issue 336
October 27, 2025
#alaska #drilling #fossilfuels #epa #doe #zeldin #climatechange #globalwarming #pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #xijinping #china #tradedeal #tariffs #canada #ontario #reagan #whitehouse #eastwing
October 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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As Not Seen On Canadian TV
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Issue 335
October 24, 2025
#pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #alaskanwilderness #mining #drilling #basketballscandal #climatechange #climatemodels #globalwarming #fossilfuels #greenhousegases #russia #oil #carney #canada #reagan #tradedeal
October 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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I Didn’t Not Hear No Bell
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Issue 334
October 23, 2025
#pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #whitehouse #ballroom #mcdonald's #republicans #nationaldebt #$1trilliondebt #climatechange #naturaldisasters #globalwarming #pentagon #hegseth #presscorps #heritagefoundation #project2025
October 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Innocent Until Proven Not Guilty
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Issue 333
October 22, 2025
#pentagon #hegseth #congress #pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #damages #ai #globalwarming #climatechange #6thmassextinction #aidatacenters #ballroom #whitehouse
October 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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♪He Caved In Like a Wrecking Ballroom♪
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Issue 332
October 21, 2025
#pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #whitehouse #ballroom #stephemiller #co2 #greenhousegases #climatechange #globalwarming #fossilfuels #bigoil #universitiesrefuse #karolineleavitt #yourmom
October 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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♪Tires Fell Into a Burning Ring of Fire♪
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Issue 331
October 20, 2025
#unemployment #economiccollapse #immigration #dhs #ice #vance #shrapnel #artillery #climatechange #globalwarming #fossilfuels #bigoil #magats #pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles
October 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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God Emperor Can’t Forgive Himself
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Issue 330
October 17, 2025
#nokings #protests #godemperor #pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #bolton #doj #pambondi #bigoil #climatechange #globalwarming #wildfires
October 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Racist Boys Will Be Racist Boys
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Issue 329
October 16, 2025
#pedonaldtrump #childrapistdonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #cia #venezuela #operationalsecurity #jdvance #youngrepublicans #climatechange #globalwarming #doncheadle #captainplanet #hegseth #newsagencies
October 16, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Penny for Your One Ton of Coal?
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Issue 328
October 15, 2025
#pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #mcdonalds #filet-o-fish #venezuela #fishermen #overfishing #hegseth #qatar #idaho #navajotransitionalenergyco #doi #coal #climatechange #pollution #charliekirk #hell
October 15, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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An Immovable Pedophile-protecting Object Meets an Unstoppable Pedophile-exposing Force
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Issue 327
October 14, 2025
#mikejohnson #governmentshutdown #budget #congress #democrats #republicans #pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #clearcutting #deforestation #climatechange
October 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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In Fourteen Hundred and Ninety Two, Columbus Sailed Into Space’s Vacuum
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Issue 326
October 13, 2025
#indigenouspeoplesday #nasa #flatearth #hegseth #cia #qatar #idaho #nobel #zeldin #epa #bison #6thmassextinction #climatechange #genocide #pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles
October 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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The Solution to Pollution is More Pollution
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Issue 325
October 10, 2025
#gaza #ceasefire #israel #palestine #hamas #genocide #pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #nobelprize #peaceprize #greenhousegases #climatechange #globalwarming #remediation #pambondi #doj #senatehearing
October 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Plenary Inferiority Complex
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Issue 324
October 9, 2025
#stephenmiller #plenaryauthority #pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #irs #furlough #shutdown #gop #nationalguard #democratsarrested #epa #leezeldin #environmentalregulations #tragedyofthecommons
October 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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pedonald Can’t Keep the Lights On
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Issue 323
October 8, 2025
#federalworkers #federalshutdown #pedonaldtrump #republicans #childrapistdonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #climatechange #climaterefugees #jamescomey #departmentofjustice
October 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM