Maybe they’re really into Lawrence Welk or Pat Boone or something. 😂

But he gave him that cool jersey with his name on it — y’know, the type of clothes every Pope goes around wearing on Sunday afternoons.

Seeing your posts make me happy, too!

He is disgusting to listen to as will as to look at, since the rot he formerly kept inside has reached his teeth, giving him a mouthful of discolored gravestones for a smile.

To paraphrase the immortal ALF: “He’s a weenie-nerd.”

I’m sorry to hear about your relatives… 😞

Remember that movie from the ‘80s, “Teachers?” The one teacher fell asleep behind his newspaper, died, and wasn’t discovered until the cleaners came that night?

We can always hope.

If a guy comes up to his friend and says, “Hey, bump off my wife,” and the friends actually does it, would both people’s actions have been illegal?

I won’t have a Spotify Wrapped this year — I ditched them shortly after learning that they accept advertising for services that promise to completely upend my community. There are other services, so I cancelled my account and left.

I can’t understand why, after his first rant about reducing drugs by 4000%, nobody explained it to him so he’d stop saying it. But he hears the word drug, and he starts rattling off numbers. It’s maddening.

Facebook is the Internet’s septic tank. And it’s got a nasty leak.

I’ve no doubt he was as disgusting then as he is now. While I believe people oughtn’t be taken to task for what they did before their brains were fully developed, they absolutely should if they allow themselves to stay in such a mindset. That’s a deliberate choice.

Yes, I’ve moved my record player into here!

“The Power Of A Happy, Positive Self-Image Beauty Make-over,” by Detlef’s. This record is a gift unto the world.

Extended remix of S-Express? I’ve got the hots for you, da da da dat-dat da dat-dat!