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Here’s who she’s running against:

“My wife's looking at me like I'm a monster, and I was proud of myself. I just beat up on a, she's probably 8. I just beat. I just psychologically beat the daylights out of an 8-year-old in the back seat.”

“And I got a Perry Mason moment right there in my car.”
March 22, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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Perry Mason (Law and Order prep?) 😂
March 22, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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Michael Smerconish talked about how hypocritical it was to commit a crime as a way to protest such as setting Telsa vehicles on fire or murdering the United Healthcare CEO. I agree.
On "Perry Mason" the victims were never sympathetic, but the murderers still had to pay for their crimes.
March 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Though, whether your position is “disabled people don’t count as people” or “disabled people ruin the Democratic Party” I volley back to my original point…
February 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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4 of my favorite female characters in honor of international women’s day 🫡
March 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Wounaan Baskets from the Rainforest of Panama, created by master weavers such as Miriam Negria #WomensArt
March 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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I think this was from Chapter 4 of Mein Kampf.
March 21, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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The Trump administration is moving to end temporary legal status for more than 530,000 people who arrived in the U.S. from Cuba, Haiti, Nicaragua and Venezuela through Biden-era temporary parole programs, according to a Federal Register document.
Trump administration moves to end temporary status for 530,000 Cubans, Venezuelans and others
The Biden-era parole programs for people from Cuba, Haiti, Nicaragua and Venezuela are set to end on April 24.
nbcnews.to
March 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Lastly for the animation category, here's the winner by Justin Nguyen!

#warcraft

www.wowhead.com/news/world-o...
March 22, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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“They’re not even thinking of ethics.”

@apnews.com
apnews.com/article/musk...
March 22, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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You hear that @schumer.senate.gov the people demand that we need a leader of our party that will fight harder and not capitulate to the whims of a tyrant. Chuck with all sincerity, I appreciate you doing what you’ve done but it’s time to step down and let the warriors lead the charge. #TheReformers
March 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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heh.... sorry lesbians... gotta make some boys too... with his...... heh... big boobs........and...... abs....... his pussy bones..... ough....
dont mind me just testing blenders cloth and wind settings
#dunham #revenant
March 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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hi i’m sunny. i’m a hobby artist making a story about doomed lesbians. look at my doomed lesbians ↘️
March 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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i fucking love lesbians
March 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Looking for a new fantasy romance obsession? You can read the first 12 chapters of Wilder!

Quick tropes:
-enemies to lovers in forced proximity
-trials
-hunter versus hunted (...where the roles might flip)
-high sparkage and tension
-a world where magic is leashed

www.patreon.com/posts/sample...
Sample of Wilder! | Maigheach
Get more from Maigheach on Patreon
www.patreon.com
March 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Registration is now open for @gifcon.bsky.social, an online conference supported by the University of Glasgow's Fantasy Masters programme: a meeting-place for academics, authors & others interested in the fantasy field. See you there?

For free tickets: www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/gifcon-202...
March 22, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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Two used car salesmen announced opening a new car lot on the White House lawn.
March 12, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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THE TWO SLEAZIEST USED CAR SALESMEN IN THE WORLD.

PERFECT.

The White House lawn during the first two months of the Trump Administration 2.0 has become a used car lot.

PERFECT.
www.nbcnews.com/tech/elon-mu...
Trump turns the White House lawn into a Tesla showroom
The president threw Elon Musk a lifeline with an event, livestreamed on X, where he touted the cars and said he would buy one.
www.nbcnews.com
March 12, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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Secretary of State Marco Rubio told "Face The Nation" on Sunday that U.S. airstrikes in Yemen on the Iran-backed Houthi rebels are targeting the group's ability to strike global shipping and attack the U.S. military, and are "doing the world a favor." https://cbsn.ws/3FBgGvh
Secretary of State Marco Rubio says airstrikes on Iran-backed Houthis are "doing the world a favor"
Secretary of State Marco Rubio said U.S. airstrikes on the Iran-backed Houthi rebels are targeting the group's ability to strike global shipping and attack the U.S. military.
cbsn.ws
March 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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A longtime FBI agent has been charged with unlawfully taking and disclosing classified FBI files, according to court records reviewed by CBS News.

Longtime FBI agent charged with disclosing classified records
FBI investigators say former agent Johnathan Buma may have compromised as many as 130 FBI files.
cbsn.ws
March 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Trading in our Tesla today :)
March 22, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Pope Francis is expected to be discharged on Sunday from the Rome hospital where he spent five weeks battling the most severe health crisis of his papacy, Francis’s doctors said on Saturday.
Pope Francis to be discharged from hospital Sunday, doctors say
“The pope will be released tomorrow,” said one of the pope’s attending physicians Saturday, after Francis spent five weeks battling a severe health crisis.
wapo.st
March 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Kakadoodle Farm outside Chicago has been ravaged by avian influenza.

Parts of the family-run business are still under quarantine, and has no chickens to lay eggs to sell to customers. They can’t begin to restock their coop until June. nbcnews.to/4l6awUn
March 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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When following the headlines fills me with despair, it's comforting to cuddle with a family member who remains blissfully unconcerned about fascism.

That would be Trixie (a/k/a Bat-Mite).
March 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Get ready! Today's Guild Wars 2 Partner Livestream is featuring @diesvitae.bsky.social

👀 WATCH IT NOW twitch.tv/guildwars2 #GuildWars2 #GW2
March 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM