The Guitar
@theguitar21.bsky.social
Hello! I am either a sentient guitar or a reference to a TMBG song. I am a fan of:
Magic the Gathering
Dungeons & Dragons
Football (Detroit Lions)
Hockey (Detroit Red Wings)
Video Games (Stardew Valley, No Man's Sky, Against the Storm)
And other things!
Magic the Gathering
Dungeons & Dragons
Football (Detroit Lions)
Hockey (Detroit Red Wings)
Video Games (Stardew Valley, No Man's Sky, Against the Storm)
And other things!
What is love about having a bilingual toddler is they can ignore me in 2 languages
September 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
What is love about having a bilingual toddler is they can ignore me in 2 languages
Explaining "chai" and the number 18 to my wife and she got mad at me for telling a whole story before answering a question and like... I'm jewish? What do you want, a concise answer?
June 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Explaining "chai" and the number 18 to my wife and she got mad at me for telling a whole story before answering a question and like... I'm jewish? What do you want, a concise answer?
Day 3 of this lil' guy visiting our yard. The horrors persist, but so does the good stuff.
June 20, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Day 3 of this lil' guy visiting our yard. The horrors persist, but so does the good stuff.
Been forced to wake up at 5am every day thanks to the human I helped create. Thus whole consequences of my actions thing is whack.
May 29, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Been forced to wake up at 5am every day thanks to the human I helped create. Thus whole consequences of my actions thing is whack.
Is weird to set other billionaires like Mark Cuban on here criticizing the tariffs. Like bro, he did this for people like you.
April 11, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Is weird to set other billionaires like Mark Cuban on here criticizing the tariffs. Like bro, he did this for people like you.
Would not recommend going to the ER and then staying in the hospital.
March 16, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Would not recommend going to the ER and then staying in the hospital.
Trying to buy a house sucks
March 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Trying to buy a house sucks
So, the Boston dialect began in the 1700's, which means all of Edgar Allen Poe's works can be read in that and be correct.
February 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
So, the Boston dialect began in the 1700's, which means all of Edgar Allen Poe's works can be read in that and be correct.
I am tired, will someone please come cook these tacos for my family and I?
February 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I am tired, will someone please come cook these tacos for my family and I?
Sometimes I let my baby do things that I shouldn't cause I want to see what the end goal is.
It's almost always eating something inedible.
It's almost always eating something inedible.
February 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Sometimes I let my baby do things that I shouldn't cause I want to see what the end goal is.
It's almost always eating something inedible.
It's almost always eating something inedible.
I'm not saying my child has better taste in music than me, but she does jam to David Bowie more than most other music
January 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I'm not saying my child has better taste in music than me, but she does jam to David Bowie more than most other music
I think the question we need to ask our senators/representatives is would they go past a military blockade to prevent the president from taking over like in South Korea
If not, they need to step down and give the seat to someone who will.
If not, they need to step down and give the seat to someone who will.
January 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I think the question we need to ask our senators/representatives is would they go past a military blockade to prevent the president from taking over like in South Korea
If not, they need to step down and give the seat to someone who will.
If not, they need to step down and give the seat to someone who will.
Heard about the lyrics change that @greendayofficial.bsky.social did in South Africa.
This led to a massive nostalgia hit and listening to most of the American Idiot album.
This led to a massive nostalgia hit and listening to most of the American Idiot album.
January 23, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Heard about the lyrics change that @greendayofficial.bsky.social did in South Africa.
This led to a massive nostalgia hit and listening to most of the American Idiot album.
This led to a massive nostalgia hit and listening to most of the American Idiot album.
My child's favorite drink, you ask? Water sucked from a rag when the sippy cup full of water is right there.
January 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
My child's favorite drink, you ask? Water sucked from a rag when the sippy cup full of water is right there.
Turns out if you give a 13 month old a piece of bread they will stop being angry
January 16, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Turns out if you give a 13 month old a piece of bread they will stop being angry
Inspo for 2025
You miss 100% of the bank robberies you don't take.
January 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Inspo for 2025
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Let's do this thing.
January 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Let's do this thing.
Happy new year! Having a 1 year old means I did not stay up, but that's OK, they woke up around midnight anyway!
Here's to a far better 2025
Here's to a far better 2025
January 1, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Happy new year! Having a 1 year old means I did not stay up, but that's OK, they woke up around midnight anyway!
Here's to a far better 2025
Here's to a far better 2025
Didn't get a picture of the menorah, but happy Channukah everyone!
December 26, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Didn't get a picture of the menorah, but happy Channukah everyone!
As of yesterday I have a one year old. All survival techniques for impending toddler-dom are appreciated
December 11, 2024 at 1:40 PM
As of yesterday I have a one year old. All survival techniques for impending toddler-dom are appreciated
LFG
December 6, 2024 at 3:54 PM
LFG
How do I explain to someone sleep is good? Caveat: they have only existed a year and don't understand a lot of things.
December 5, 2024 at 6:54 PM
How do I explain to someone sleep is good? Caveat: they have only existed a year and don't understand a lot of things.
Dear @detroitlions.bsky.social, it's my birthday tomorrow, so if you could beat the packers that would be very good. Thank you!!
December 4, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Dear @detroitlions.bsky.social, it's my birthday tomorrow, so if you could beat the packers that would be very good. Thank you!!
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
I have trained my child to fall asleep to the foo fighters and eve 6. Surely this will have no long lasting effects on their psyche.
November 28, 2024 at 2:23 PM
I have trained my child to fall asleep to the foo fighters and eve 6. Surely this will have no long lasting effects on their psyche.