Justin Myers
@theguyliner.bsky.social
Author, journalist, and Guardian Blind Date superfan. A body like Arnold with a Denzel face. (he/him)
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Oh thanks! I’ve aged ten years since then.
December 15, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Oh thanks! I’ve aged ten years since then.
If you run a bookshop in London and want me to pop in to sign a copy, please let me know.
December 15, 2025 at 12:30 PM
If you run a bookshop in London and want me to pop in to sign a copy, please let me know.
What a shame there were no more television programmes made ever again after that night.
December 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
What a shame there were no more television programmes made ever again after that night.
(Me, I celebrate.)
December 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
(Me, I celebrate.)
DON’T THINK ABOUT THE EYE
December 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
DON’T THINK ABOUT THE EYE
One of my all time favourites!! I was far too young the first time I watched it.
December 8, 2025 at 1:14 PM
One of my all time favourites!! I was far too young the first time I watched it.
For the first time today! Terrible! But still not as bad.
December 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
For the first time today! Terrible! But still not as bad.
Oh god. Somehow it’s even more offensive in a retail or hospitality environment
December 4, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Oh god. Somehow it’s even more offensive in a retail or hospitality environment
Thankfully I I’ve only ever heard that song twice in my life.
December 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Thankfully I I’ve only ever heard that song twice in my life.
Ugh where it sounds like everyone playing on it falls down the stairs.
December 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Ugh where it sounds like everyone playing on it falls down the stairs.