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Eric
@thehatchetfish.bsky.social
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“True follower of Mawmaw” - Caldwell Tanner

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Figured I should try a #promosky too!

My name is Eric, and I enjoy many things but mostly will be posting the following:

Writing
Books
Warhammer 40K
Toronto Maple Leafs
Toronto Sceptres

Video Games
Dead By Daylight
Call of Duty Zombies
Silent Hill
Alan Wake
Space Marine 2

Nice to meet you!
It’s fine to look to the future, but are you sure you can last three more years. Surely this needs to be more urgent no?
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 11:46 PM
I forgot why I didn’t post to a hobby instagram account I had. So I posted and like an ambush people I don’t want to interact with are all over it
November 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
If cousins could play hockey the Sens would be so scary
September 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
So we are already gonna do baby shit soft penalties huh. Why bother playing hockey in the nhl at this rate
September 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I’m back on the stroll hate train fuck that whiny ass rich boy.
September 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
The French women’s rugby team really ought to be ashamed of their teammate and if the governing body has any dignity that’s a lengthy ban. Who the fuck bites somebody?
September 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I gotta be honest. Now that I’ve been to Rogers Stadium I think a lot of you calling it the worst venue they’ve ever been to is ludicrous hyperbole. You don’t have to like the place. Far from it. But omg. Relax. 20 minute walk if you read the instructions and easier exit than bus stage.
September 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The American democrats are the largest cowards in the world. The entire population of that country crying “we must do something”. Then get. The. Fuck. Out there. And fucking do something. No dictator has ever been removed by words and peace. Shape the fuck up dumbass
August 13, 2025 at 3:23 AM
The amount of you out there using “leitmotif” entirely wrong is going to drive me over an edge. Music is cool, learn about it more than 0%. I assure you. Most of you are talking about melody.
July 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Just rolled credits on Clair Obscur. We gotta send more dev kits to France.
May 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Doug Cifu you’ll never be able to sleep peacefully again. Know that
May 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Panthers fans chanting USA. Just the dumbest group of people in an already pathetically inbred and stupid backwater country.
May 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Whoever designed the Gestrel volleyball… I just wanna have a fuckin word with you #clairobscur
May 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Gretzky can do what he wants but like, if you're so upset about everyone in Canada bringing up your political loyalties, not sure showing up to this game with Kash Patel as your guest is going to calm those waters
April 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
If you play asteroid shaman in hearthstone I hope that your coffee is always lukewarm and your shoes always a little too tight. Fuck you
March 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
All. The Americans in the the replies just talking about “lol wut about pharma companies”

You ignorant bastards. YOUR country, YOUR government is creating a falsehood to invade your neighbours that time and time again have stood with you. I may die because you and your countrymen lack spine.
SCOOP—Trump plans to issue an executive order designating fentanyl as a "Weapon of Mass Destruction," per copy of EO reviewed by me. Source at State speculates purpose is to designate cartels as terrorist orgs/justify military ops in Mexico/Canada.

Context/full text of draft only on The Handbasket:
Trump to declare fentanyl “Weapon of Mass Destruction," per draft EO
A copy of the draft was obtained and reviewed by The Handbasket.
www.thehandbasket.co
March 18, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Kier Starmer is a fucking coward. A disgrace to his country and the commonwealth. The spineless bitch won’t stand with Canada then he should lie in a ditch.
February 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I frankly don’t give a shit until Wayne himself waddles out and says something definitive. Why is he being such a coward? Hes been passed by Crosby in importance anyways and he will lose his goal record soon too. Fuck him
what the hell is this
February 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Huge assist Mitchell Marner. Don't sleep on that sick neutral zone turnover by number one fucking loser J.T. Miller. Little known fact about J.T. Miller, the J.T. stands for Just Turds. Because that's what everybody in the delivery room thought was happening at first when he was being born
February 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I finally finished up that Farsight model and submitted it to my LGS contest! Hopefully they like it!

#warhammercommunity
#warhammer40k
#warhammer40000
#tau40k
#commanderfarsight
#synthwave
#vapourwave
#paintingcontest
February 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Trying out a paint scheme from @heresyforheretics.bsky.social And it’s been a struggle that has me learning lots about glazing and blending!!

#warhammercommunity #tau40k
#commanderfarsight
January 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
This time tomorrow it’ll be beers at the battle on Bay Street. I cannot wait. #pwhl
January 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
These visitusa ads are great because I love seeing which planks of wood they put in front of a camera to try and act. Like. You can feel how much they just want the cheque.
January 19, 2025 at 1:34 AM
This weekend the Salamanders had to face down a 3 monolith army! Chris, my opponent had a lovely painted set of Necrons and we had one hell of a game!

#warhammercommunity
#warhammer40000
#warhammer40k
#salamanders40k
#necrons
#monoliths
January 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Throwback Thursday!

Post an army shot!

On the left is my mass of Salamnders I finished last night, and in the right is a photo of who they’ll be joining for tournament play this weekend! I definitely need a shot of all of them together!

#warhammercommunity
#warhammer40k
#Salamanders
January 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM