I can so clearly picture the way Elaine said, "plumpers" in her incredulous Irish accent, and I feel absolutely no shame at my choice of messenger.

"Hey, Johnny Park!" Foo Fighters, 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘊𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘦

open.spotify.com/track/0M5xRy...

You're fighting for your signing bonus, I'm fighting for a country worth living in. I will die for this and never wear a mask.

Did you learn nothing from Jedi Power Battles?

I have been systematically misrepresenting you as other M. Williams for 35 years. Finally, my plot has reached fruition.

"Off That," Jay-Z, 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘉𝘭𝘶𝘦𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘵 3

open.spotify.com/track/637A7S...

"I Know," Tom Odell, 𝘓𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘞𝘢𝘺 𝘋𝘰𝘸𝘯

open.spotify.com/track/2447km...

"Pardon Me," Incubus, 𝘔𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧

open.spotify.com/track/1Y13cs...

Bob Pollard is the goddamn herpes of Spotify.

"Paradise Is Not So Bad," Lifeguards, 𝘞𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘈𝘵 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘈𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘴

open.spotify.com/track/1ju9ou...

Sometimes I'll think, "Let's write a song out of it," and then I figure out where my brain cribbed the song from. Today, I picked up my mandolin, played the chords in my head, and thought: oh shit, that's the Boss.

"You'll Be Coming Down," Bruce Springsteen, 𝘔𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘤

open.spotify.com/track/742xIz...

Often, when I don't add to this thread, it's either a repeat from the previous day, or, more likely, I woke up with a musical phrase I can't identify. Is it an existing song or a transmission from whatever weird universal radio station my brain is tuned to? No fucking idea!