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thehochman.bsky.social
Fish Bag Matt
@thehochman.bsky.social
SufferingMatt on MTGO
She/They

https://x.com/TheHochman
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Need to make roast pork belly again sometime soon...
Need to make roast pork belly again sometime soon...
February 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
why am i trying to post a banger when i should be trying to bang her
February 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
5-0 run was ended in my last match by Cradle Control. Scythe Cat is a crazy scaling threat. Opp got it to a 36/36 X_X

Deck is a sloppy first draft, needs adjustments / essential cards were missing.

Cradle Control
0-2 Jeskai Control
2-0 Maverick 2-1
Dredge 2-1
BRu Reanimator 2-0
February 12, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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We're about a week out from closing BBQ preregistrations for the Winter Ball '25! We'll post a final reminder on January 20th. For folks who sign up after the 20th, we'll be ordering pizza. We've got 50 folks registered so far, and we'd love for you to join them; it's going to be a ton fun!
January 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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Pabst Drinker Celebrates Pabst Purchase With Pabst
January 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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I love women so much
January 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Currently suffering from the lesbian urge to find a twink
January 1, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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You can't make movies like 8 Crazy Nights anymore because of woke
December 29, 2024 at 3:01 AM
will matt pull any hot people at the bar tonight or fumble wildly and make a fool of herself ? this story and more at 10.
December 27, 2024 at 9:32 PM
got miss’d on the train then stepped into the light and opened my mouth and was proceeded to get sir’d for the rest of the interaction.

like it wasn’t the end of the world but it was disappointing after getting miss’d.
February 15, 2025 at 5:26 AM
got miss’d on the train then stepped into the light and opened my mouth and was proceeded to get sir’d for the rest of the interaction.

like it wasn’t the end of the world but it was disappointing after getting miss’d.
February 15, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Also these two bc they're personally significant...
December 19, 2024 at 2:01 PM
finally migrated my posts, forgot that images won't come over so I'm only bothering with this one I posted recently where I was hot
December 19, 2024 at 1:59 PM
hard https://t.co/9Q01yiRlhI
December 19, 2024 at 1:50 PM
should make a bad decision and get shorter bangs
December 19, 2024 at 1:50 PM
EW Day 4 : https://t.co/FJszF6tDAT
December 19, 2024 at 1:50 PM
EW Day 3 https://t.co/RQnqWNmzWQ
December 19, 2024 at 1:50 PM
EW Day 2 :
0-3 drop Vintage
Cheesed duals
Legacy testing https://t.co/vk9rHlxWw2
December 19, 2024 at 1:50 PM
EW Day 1 https://t.co/1HH2vzHwTC
December 19, 2024 at 1:50 PM
yeah i’m good at talking to women, how could you tell ? https://t.co/6B0JFMAvGh
December 19, 2024 at 1:50 PM
thinking about riichi mahjong
December 19, 2024 at 1:50 PM
vote! https://t.co/ai9rvm3Viq
December 19, 2024 at 1:50 PM
gender affirmed
December 19, 2024 at 1:50 PM
happy birthday @HiMcFly25 https://t.co/eZ5VItDvWU
December 19, 2024 at 1:50 PM
Fred coming in clutch with the digital camera https://t.co/UgEUvxkRdm
December 19, 2024 at 1:50 PM