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JCorty

@thehorrorfoodie.bsky.social

320 followers 730 following 710 posts

Lover of food, movies, music, and all things horror. Wannabe martial artist. Professional dad. Former terrible opinion provider at PlanetofTerror dotcom. Dallas by way of San Diego. Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/a1Bj

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JCorty @thehorrorfoodie.bsky.social · 1d

Gotta love Frank!

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JCorty @thehorrorfoodie.bsky.social · 1d

Like clockwork. Halloween comfort food. 🎃 @chrislamartina.bsky.social

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JCorty @thehorrorfoodie.bsky.social · 1d

Co-signed a Padres fan.

Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 2d

I don’t ever want to hear a Dodger fan complain about their team ever again as long as I live.

JCorty @thehorrorfoodie.bsky.social · 3d

We hired this personal chef. But I don’t trust a cook without any meat on their bones. 🎃

JCorty @thehorrorfoodie.bsky.social · 4d

V/H/S Halloween was OK. But the Home Haunt segment might be an all-timer. So goooood.

JCorty @thehorrorfoodie.bsky.social · 4d

There is something definitely up in the Pads clubhouse. I’m resigned I’ll never see a World Series championship. Sigh.

JCorty @thehorrorfoodie.bsky.social · 5d

This is on brand. Not Frozen?? ;)

JCorty @thehorrorfoodie.bsky.social · 5d

Serious question: does Joe Bob really drink that much Lone Star during the show? If so, impressive he doesn’t appear sloshed.

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Wendy Sullivan @wendydoodles.bsky.social · 6d

Spooky Mulder

#xfiles #spookydoodles #inktober

Ink sketch of Mulder and Scully stand next to each other, he's giving her a smile and asking "do you think I'm spooky?"

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JCorty @thehorrorfoodie.bsky.social · 7d

Hope all is well man.

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Chris LaMartina @chrislamartina.bsky.social · 14d

Never in a million years did I think I’d make a movie that got into a major retailer like this. It does not feel real.

WNUF double feature blu from Terror Vision has started landing at select Walmarts and should be available at all of them in coming weeks.

Happy fall, y'all!🎃🎃

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Rob Dean @neuroticmonkey.bsky.social · 17d

IF I HAD LEGS I’D KICK YOU is a brilliant descent into anxiety and depression that is expertly crafted and often darkly hilarious. Rose Byrne does amazing work that is compelling in its chaotic vulnerability. #FantasticFest

IF I HAD LEGS I’D KICK YOU (2025) Rose Byrne looks shocked

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JCorty @thehorrorfoodie.bsky.social · 19d

Never seen that poster before. Fucking killer.

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Rue Morgue Magazine @ruemorguemag.bsky.social · 21d

Born on this day in 1951, Happy Birthday, CASSANDRA PETERSON! 🎉

Elvira, mistress of the dark sitting on a red couch with candles behind her.

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JCorty @thehorrorfoodie.bsky.social · 21d

Did this a couple years back with my parents. It’s no fun indeed. Thoughts are with you man.

JCorty @thehorrorfoodie.bsky.social · 26d

Holy moly. The Long Walk is one of the most intense, wide release horror films I’ve ever seen. I need to go hug my dogs.

JCorty @thehorrorfoodie.bsky.social · 27d

I really want to like these films. A younger version may have liked em. But I just find them too mean spirited. Call me a softie pants old man now.

JCorty @thehorrorfoodie.bsky.social · Sep 8

Happy birthday!

JCorty @thehorrorfoodie.bsky.social · Sep 7

If my Padres could just get their shit together….

JCorty @thehorrorfoodie.bsky.social · Sep 6

Is this lowkey one of the best and weirdest King adaptations? I think so. And I love the small town vibe and old movie theater that Tanya works at. And Clovis is a star!

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JCorty @thehorrorfoodie.bsky.social · Sep 6

We’re going in October (in Orlando)! We’re so stoked.

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New Beverly Cinema @newbeverly.bsky.social · Sep 2

First they greet you, then they eat you! Director Jackie Kong’s BLOOD DINER (1987) screens in 35mm this coming Saturday, September 6th, at midnight! Tickets: buff.ly/XmhZqj8

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Terry, Gay and Awful @gaylydreadful.bsky.social · Aug 29

I love the way Noah Hawley understands the material he works with. Fargo is a perfect distillation of the movie. Legion gets it. And Alien: Earth is hitting all of the themes the franchise has been interested in while making something wholely unique.

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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · Aug 28

We will be jettisoning trans rights from the Dem Party platform over my room-temperature fucking corpse. We are leaving no one behind, and fuck anyone who thinks otherwise. A core tenet of American identity is that we, not the government, define ourselves.

All of us get protections or none of us do

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JCorty @thehorrorfoodie.bsky.social · Aug 27

God I wish we were neighbors. We’re planning on the same!