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Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 1d

I can’t see my ever going back.
Maybe I could just pretend.

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Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 1d

It’s my new life plan. Nothing ambitious.
Only attainable (and preferably tasty) goals.

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Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 1d

I’ll have to ring around and check which takeaway uses them. But I feel like I need to be solving a crime/on a stake out/or turning up unannounced to someone’s house.

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Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 1d

I’ve never eaten Chinese food from one of those takeaway cartons.

I might set this as a goal.

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Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 1d

You know when you’re so fed up the only option seems to be a really big sigh?

No? Oh.

*SIGH*

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Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 3d

I like how even on a busy day you can quickly find a route that soon means you feel alone and like Little John might come strolling by with a pheasant.

Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 3d

Almost didn’t see the pale stag standing so still amongst the bracken.
Bradgate Park is always a treat.

Pale stag standing still amongst bracken.

Stag sitting down on grass with young deer gambolling about behind and seen through the antlers of the stag.

View from a higher up on Bradgate Park, Leicestershire looking out across then park and towards the dirt from under a tree. Branches above at top of picture.

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Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 3d

I think for my next creative project I need to work out a way to make it like a commissioned job so I meet a deadline.

I greatly admire people that have the habit of productivity/drive/work ethic.

Yeah. I’ll give it some thought whilst I stare at the pretty colours outside.

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Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 4d

Oh! This sounds aces - and ideal for an episode of The Chatterbooks! I shall have to sort a couple of copies for Year 6 to read.

www.thehumanish.co.uk/chatterbooks

The Chatterbooks

The Chatterbooks is for kids who want to chat about books. Each episode we chat about one new fave book, and a few others that you might have missed or fogrotten about. Come and join the chatter.

www.thehumanish.co.uk

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Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 4d

I’ve got some ace postcards by the even acerer @davecakes.bsky.social if anyone would like to receive some post that isn’t a bill and won’t be thrown over your gate/hidden in the wrong bin by Evri.

A photo of some stamps and a pen and four postcards. One has a hot dog giving thumbs up. One of a flamingo. Another filled with ghosts. One with a person holding an umbrella over a ghost.

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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 4d

Way past its prime: how did Amazon get so rubbish?

Sick of scrolling through junk results, AI-generated ads and links to lookalike products? The author and activist behind the term ‘enshittification’ explains what’s gone wrong with the internet – and what we can do about it

www.theguardian.com

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · Jan 31

"if you're not scared, you're not paying attention."
WHY DO YOU THINK I'M TRYING SO HARD NOT TO PAY ATTENTION

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Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 5d

@wormito.bsky.social GREAT performance against Chelsea tonight - played some superb football and should have won.

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Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 6d

Enjoy! Are there commentators for Blood Bowl?!

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 7d

Haunted by the terror of being alive? You may be entitled to compensation

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Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 7d

My mood barometer just seems stuck between:

SAD ➡️ RAGE

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Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 7d

Obviously the worse thing about the ID cards is that conspiracy aficionados will be prepping new 23 part YouTube series’.

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Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 7d

Whilst I can sometimes fake being a functional adult, this morning I have been distracted by wishing I had a daemon like in His Dark Materials and giving a lot of thought to what form mine would take. Also had to check if they pooped or not.

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Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 10d

Oof! Some TD from Shakir that is!

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Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 10d

The commentators have gone mad on football now: It might not matter if the keeper touched the ball?
What nonsense.
Mind you Gary Neville also calls diving “being clever.”
So.

Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 10d

Ha! I think it could be a cagey 0-0. I hope we go for it a little more. Jess Park just keeps looking better and better - her and Miyazawa could really form a dynamic Spain-like midfield.

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Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 10d

@wormito.bsky.social Good win - especially with Arsenal drawing yesterday.

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Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 11d

I’ve got leggings and thermals to put on first. Can’t afford to have it on yet.

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Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 11d

It’s unavoidable too - clicking ‘see less’ or blocking doesn’t make any difference. It’s proliferation so much nonsense too.

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Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 11d

The amount of AI adverts already online is ridiculous.

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