Lee from the Internet
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President of the LeeAnne Baker Fan Club
he/him
President of the LeeAnne Baker Fan Club
he/him
This is a movie with long stretches of nothing (the nymphoid wanders in the forest) punctuated by people getting eaten by dinosaurs. Unfortunately I cannot recommend it
January 22, 2026 at 2:57 AM
This is a movie with long stretches of nothing (the nymphoid wanders in the forest) punctuated by people getting eaten by dinosaurs. Unfortunately I cannot recommend it
90% of this movie is just grunting and squealing
January 22, 2026 at 2:36 AM
90% of this movie is just grunting and squealing
She gets her mind absolutely shook by a lighter
January 22, 2026 at 2:27 AM
She gets her mind absolutely shook by a lighter
Nah she’s just a survivor in a lost apocalyptic earth, at the beginning she says something like sometimes her “juices get going” and she feels like a nymphoid
January 22, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Nah she’s just a survivor in a lost apocalyptic earth, at the beginning she says something like sometimes her “juices get going” and she feels like a nymphoid
Oh that’s his deal
January 22, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Oh that’s his deal
Now what the fuck is this guys whole deal
January 22, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Now what the fuck is this guys whole deal
I didn’t even notice wow
January 22, 2026 at 2:18 AM
I didn’t even notice wow
I think this dinosaur looks pretty cute. Look at his dopey face
January 22, 2026 at 2:18 AM
I think this dinosaur looks pretty cute. Look at his dopey face
For a nymphoid she sure likes not taking her clothes off
January 22, 2026 at 2:12 AM
For a nymphoid she sure likes not taking her clothes off
The Willow dude makes a point of grabbing a big handful of her ass when he slings her over his shoulder. Like he makes sure to get a good squeeze in and everything
January 22, 2026 at 2:07 AM
The Willow dude makes a point of grabbing a big handful of her ass when he slings her over his shoulder. Like he makes sure to get a good squeeze in and everything
There’s a dude who dresses like that one dude from Willow and he commands a group of not Tusken Raiders (seen here menacing a not Jawa) and he captures our heroine, who I think may be named Lea
January 22, 2026 at 2:03 AM
There’s a dude who dresses like that one dude from Willow and he commands a group of not Tusken Raiders (seen here menacing a not Jawa) and he captures our heroine, who I think may be named Lea
Another good dinosaur, this one eating a little claymation barbarian
January 22, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Another good dinosaur, this one eating a little claymation barbarian
The Nymphoid (no name yet) does an opening narration explaining the world and laments how hard it is to find a boyfriend, while we watch her bite a dude’s ear off
January 22, 2026 at 1:44 AM
The Nymphoid (no name yet) does an opening narration explaining the world and laments how hard it is to find a boyfriend, while we watch her bite a dude’s ear off
They were testing the waters. I guess it’s Q Score ended up too low to continue
January 22, 2026 at 1:42 AM
They were testing the waters. I guess it’s Q Score ended up too low to continue
Some good stop motion dinosaurs in this one
January 22, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Some good stop motion dinosaurs in this one
The world has ended for the usual reasons; war, unrest, capitalism. And now there has been mutations and dinosaurs are back for some reason and our heroine wanders the wasteland as a…
January 22, 2026 at 1:38 AM
The world has ended for the usual reasons; war, unrest, capitalism. And now there has been mutations and dinosaurs are back for some reason and our heroine wanders the wasteland as a…
I love all that buildup to the two most pathetic men ever lunge fighting. Great movie, not that should come as a surprise
January 22, 2026 at 12:26 AM
I love all that buildup to the two most pathetic men ever lunge fighting. Great movie, not that should come as a surprise
My review is that I don't remember anything about it but it was not as bad as I was expecting
January 21, 2026 at 3:57 AM
My review is that I don't remember anything about it but it was not as bad as I was expecting
the theatre seen is so awesomely creepy
January 21, 2026 at 3:52 AM
the theatre seen is so awesomely creepy
One of those actors you’d say “fuck yeah” to when they first show up on screen
January 20, 2026 at 2:03 AM
One of those actors you’d say “fuck yeah” to when they first show up on screen