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Juniper | probably hexting

📍Rhode Island 🏴
Formerly Los Angeles, Joshua Tree, Boston
Day one in Dublin, first stop:
Little Irish Breakfast ☘️
December 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Are you guys also planning your gooey Christmas texts two days in advance
December 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
2 more days and we’ll be in a Dublin Christmas wonderland 🎄🍀✨
December 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
just watched spinal tap II…… how could anyone ever hurt that man. What sweet gentile cutie pie. I just hurt for his family and friends
December 22, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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why is it always “the president is late” and never “the late president”
December 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Leaving for honeymoon in one week 🥲
December 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
My masters professor gave me an A+++++++ like this is Ralphie’s dream in a Christmas story
a group of children are sitting at their desks in a classroom with a make a gif.com watermark
ALT: a group of children are sitting at their desks in a classroom with a make a gif.com watermark
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Stuck in a loop where I keep quoting Jack Frost and saying shit like Snowman is better than No Man ☃️☠️
December 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
25% of the way to 100 streams today 😏 contribute to his song release by giving Sam Slick’s new song “Life’s Too Short” a listen (and make a couple artists feel hopeful that art transcends algorithms)
hey #musicsky 🦋 I want to help sam slick get to 100 streams on his new song #lifestooshort out today! If you see this, give the song a listen and reshare!

open.spotify.com/album/6z3ADr...
Life's Too Short
open.spotify.com
December 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Why is it always truck nuts and never truck boobs
December 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
hey #musicsky 🦋 I want to help sam slick get to 100 streams on his new song #lifestooshort out today! If you see this, give the song a listen and reshare. Here’s the #applemusic link

music.apple.com/us/album/lif...
Life's Too Short - Single by Sam Slick on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 1 Song
music.apple.com
December 12, 2025 at 1:41 PM
hey #musicsky 🦋 I want to help sam slick get to 100 streams on his new song #lifestooshort out today! If you see this, give the song a listen and reshare!

open.spotify.com/album/6z3ADr...
Life's Too Short
open.spotify.com
December 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
new song Life’s Too Short by Sam Slick out today 🪴

give it a listen, share with a friend
#newmusic #indieartist #folkrock

open.spotify.com/album/6z3ADr...
Life's Too Short
open.spotify.com
December 12, 2025 at 9:48 AM
WTF is this movie!!!!
December 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
It’s beyond embarrassing when people ask “so what are you doing at home all day” and my answer is “developing an app…for school…”
December 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
“gUaRaNtEeD hUmAn” …. Followed by 4 ½ minutes of ai ads / ads for ai
December 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Has a cuter cat ever existed?
December 8, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Husband: there’s a lot of duck on the menu

Me: duck season?

Him: wabbit season
December 8, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Drag shows are rejuvenating 🩵🩷
December 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Happy Bandcamp Friday #musicsky 100% of proceeds of any music you purchase go directly to the artist today

Check out Sam Slick! His new song comes out next Friday but you can listen and support a week early via #Bandcamp Plus I made the cover art on #350mm film samslick.bandcamp.com/track/lifes-...
Life's Too Short, by Sam Slick
track by Sam Slick
samslick.bandcamp.com
December 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
if I fits I sits as they say #catsofbluesky #blackcat #lotus 🐈‍⬛
December 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
a gentle reminder that you can shred your own cheese and it’s wayy better! We buy like 3 blocks of various cheeses like 1 cheddar, 1 mozz, 1 pepper jack and combine them shredded in a large container. It’s cheaper overall and makes a world of a taste difference.
December 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
my hus is brining back a cross bow he’d been keeping at his mums and says he wants to list it on Craigslist. So I asked him, don’t you think we’ll need it for the revolution? 🏹
December 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
oh no. I’m in a “should I get bangs” loop again.
December 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Damn healthcare prices really be sucking everything I have and then some
December 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM