Internet Witch
@theinternetwitch.bsky.social
Juniper | probably hexting
📍Rhode Island 🏴
Formerly Los Angeles, Joshua Tree, Boston
📍Rhode Island 🏴
Formerly Los Angeles, Joshua Tree, Boston
Day one in Dublin, first stop:
Little Irish Breakfast ☘️
Little Irish Breakfast ☘️
December 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Day one in Dublin, first stop:
Little Irish Breakfast ☘️
Little Irish Breakfast ☘️
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Are you guys also planning your gooey Christmas texts two days in advance
December 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Are you guys also planning your gooey Christmas texts two days in advance
2 more days and we’ll be in a Dublin Christmas wonderland 🎄🍀✨
December 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
2 more days and we’ll be in a Dublin Christmas wonderland 🎄🍀✨
just watched spinal tap II…… how could anyone ever hurt that man. What sweet gentile cutie pie. I just hurt for his family and friends
December 22, 2025 at 4:05 AM
just watched spinal tap II…… how could anyone ever hurt that man. What sweet gentile cutie pie. I just hurt for his family and friends
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why is it always “the president is late” and never “the late president”
December 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
why is it always “the president is late” and never “the late president”
Leaving for honeymoon in one week 🥲
December 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Leaving for honeymoon in one week 🥲
My masters professor gave me an A+++++++ like this is Ralphie’s dream in a Christmas story
a group of children are sitting at their desks in a classroom with a make a gif.com watermark
ALT: a group of children are sitting at their desks in a classroom with a make a gif.com watermark
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 12:44 AM
My masters professor gave me an A+++++++ like this is Ralphie’s dream in a Christmas story
Stuck in a loop where I keep quoting Jack Frost and saying shit like Snowman is better than No Man ☃️☠️
December 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Stuck in a loop where I keep quoting Jack Frost and saying shit like Snowman is better than No Man ☃️☠️
25% of the way to 100 streams today 😏 contribute to his song release by giving Sam Slick’s new song “Life’s Too Short” a listen (and make a couple artists feel hopeful that art transcends algorithms)
hey #musicsky 🦋 I want to help sam slick get to 100 streams on his new song #lifestooshort out today! If you see this, give the song a listen and reshare!
open.spotify.com/album/6z3ADr...
open.spotify.com/album/6z3ADr...
Life's Too Short
open.spotify.com
December 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
25% of the way to 100 streams today 😏 contribute to his song release by giving Sam Slick’s new song “Life’s Too Short” a listen (and make a couple artists feel hopeful that art transcends algorithms)
Why is it always truck nuts and never truck boobs
December 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Why is it always truck nuts and never truck boobs
hey #musicsky 🦋 I want to help sam slick get to 100 streams on his new song #lifestooshort out today! If you see this, give the song a listen and reshare. Here’s the #applemusic link
music.apple.com/us/album/lif...
music.apple.com/us/album/lif...
Life's Too Short - Single by Sam Slick on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 1 Song
music.apple.com
December 12, 2025 at 1:41 PM
hey #musicsky 🦋 I want to help sam slick get to 100 streams on his new song #lifestooshort out today! If you see this, give the song a listen and reshare. Here’s the #applemusic link
music.apple.com/us/album/lif...
music.apple.com/us/album/lif...
hey #musicsky 🦋 I want to help sam slick get to 100 streams on his new song #lifestooshort out today! If you see this, give the song a listen and reshare!
open.spotify.com/album/6z3ADr...
open.spotify.com/album/6z3ADr...
Life's Too Short
open.spotify.com
December 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
hey #musicsky 🦋 I want to help sam slick get to 100 streams on his new song #lifestooshort out today! If you see this, give the song a listen and reshare!
open.spotify.com/album/6z3ADr...
open.spotify.com/album/6z3ADr...
new song Life’s Too Short by Sam Slick out today 🪴
give it a listen, share with a friend
#newmusic #indieartist #folkrock
open.spotify.com/album/6z3ADr...
give it a listen, share with a friend
#newmusic #indieartist #folkrock
open.spotify.com/album/6z3ADr...
Life's Too Short
open.spotify.com
December 12, 2025 at 9:48 AM
new song Life’s Too Short by Sam Slick out today 🪴
give it a listen, share with a friend
#newmusic #indieartist #folkrock
open.spotify.com/album/6z3ADr...
give it a listen, share with a friend
#newmusic #indieartist #folkrock
open.spotify.com/album/6z3ADr...
WTF is this movie!!!!
December 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
WTF is this movie!!!!
It’s beyond embarrassing when people ask “so what are you doing at home all day” and my answer is “developing an app…for school…”
December 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
It’s beyond embarrassing when people ask “so what are you doing at home all day” and my answer is “developing an app…for school…”
“gUaRaNtEeD hUmAn” …. Followed by 4 ½ minutes of ai ads / ads for ai
December 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
“gUaRaNtEeD hUmAn” …. Followed by 4 ½ minutes of ai ads / ads for ai
Has a cuter cat ever existed?
December 8, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Has a cuter cat ever existed?
Husband: there’s a lot of duck on the menu
Me: duck season?
Him: wabbit season
Me: duck season?
Him: wabbit season
December 8, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Husband: there’s a lot of duck on the menu
Me: duck season?
Him: wabbit season
Me: duck season?
Him: wabbit season
Drag shows are rejuvenating 🩵🩷
December 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Drag shows are rejuvenating 🩵🩷
Happy Bandcamp Friday #musicsky 100% of proceeds of any music you purchase go directly to the artist today
Check out Sam Slick! His new song comes out next Friday but you can listen and support a week early via #Bandcamp Plus I made the cover art on #350mm film samslick.bandcamp.com/track/lifes-...
Check out Sam Slick! His new song comes out next Friday but you can listen and support a week early via #Bandcamp Plus I made the cover art on #350mm film samslick.bandcamp.com/track/lifes-...
Life's Too Short, by Sam Slick
track by Sam Slick
samslick.bandcamp.com
December 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Happy Bandcamp Friday #musicsky 100% of proceeds of any music you purchase go directly to the artist today
Check out Sam Slick! His new song comes out next Friday but you can listen and support a week early via #Bandcamp Plus I made the cover art on #350mm film samslick.bandcamp.com/track/lifes-...
Check out Sam Slick! His new song comes out next Friday but you can listen and support a week early via #Bandcamp Plus I made the cover art on #350mm film samslick.bandcamp.com/track/lifes-...
December 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
a gentle reminder that you can shred your own cheese and it’s wayy better! We buy like 3 blocks of various cheeses like 1 cheddar, 1 mozz, 1 pepper jack and combine them shredded in a large container. It’s cheaper overall and makes a world of a taste difference.
The FDA is urging customers to toss certain brands of grated Pecorino Romano; at the same time, it escalated an existing recall of numerous shredded cheeses. n.pr/48yohW6
Check your cheese: Shredded and grated varieties are recalled nationwide
The FDA is urging customers to toss certain brands of grated Pecorino Romano; at the same time, it escalated an existing recall of numerous shredded cheeses.
n.pr
December 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
a gentle reminder that you can shred your own cheese and it’s wayy better! We buy like 3 blocks of various cheeses like 1 cheddar, 1 mozz, 1 pepper jack and combine them shredded in a large container. It’s cheaper overall and makes a world of a taste difference.
my hus is brining back a cross bow he’d been keeping at his mums and says he wants to list it on Craigslist. So I asked him, don’t you think we’ll need it for the revolution? 🏹
December 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
my hus is brining back a cross bow he’d been keeping at his mums and says he wants to list it on Craigslist. So I asked him, don’t you think we’ll need it for the revolution? 🏹
oh no. I’m in a “should I get bangs” loop again.
December 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
oh no. I’m in a “should I get bangs” loop again.
Damn healthcare prices really be sucking everything I have and then some
December 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Damn healthcare prices really be sucking everything I have and then some