♣️The King of Clubs♣️
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should i start using this more or nah?
December 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
should i start using this more or nah?
Overheard at the spicy rave:
"She's monogamous, she just cheats."
"She's monogamous, she just cheats."
July 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Overheard at the spicy rave:
"She's monogamous, she just cheats."
"She's monogamous, she just cheats."
Why is the belly of the beast always bad? It could be filled with soup.
April 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Why is the belly of the beast always bad? It could be filled with soup.
Finally got to play some ttrpg. Now I'm just
HUNGRY FOR MORE
HUNGRY FOR MORE
January 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Finally got to play some ttrpg. Now I'm just
HUNGRY FOR MORE
HUNGRY FOR MORE
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stephen hawking’s time travelers party could have been a raucous time, had he only remembered to invite Newborn Baby Hitler
December 27, 2024 at 9:09 PM
stephen hawking’s time travelers party could have been a raucous time, had he only remembered to invite Newborn Baby Hitler
You are what you eat. Which is why I'm a pussy.
And an asshole.
And an asshole.
December 3, 2024 at 3:46 PM
You are what you eat. Which is why I'm a pussy.
And an asshole.
And an asshole.
Not me: unable to explain to my niece why "the pirate got pegged" isn't the correct terminology
December 3, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Not me: unable to explain to my niece why "the pirate got pegged" isn't the correct terminology
We are a wreath house. I don't know when it happened, but here we are
December 1, 2024 at 5:12 AM
We are a wreath house. I don't know when it happened, but here we are
Mustache was not the move
December 1, 2024 at 5:10 AM
Mustache was not the move
What I've been lacking is community and I really felt like people wanted to like me this weekend at Dreamstate.
Psytrance pham
Psytrance pham
November 25, 2024 at 12:51 AM
What I've been lacking is community and I really felt like people wanted to like me this weekend at Dreamstate.
Psytrance pham
Psytrance pham
Another day, another time- induced body horror
November 19, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Another day, another time- induced body horror
Just reminding y'all there's no shortage of lil guys
November 17, 2024 at 3:57 AM
Just reminding y'all there's no shortage of lil guys
The Onion is the standard. Praise to the Bulb
November 14, 2024 at 6:27 PM
The Onion is the standard. Praise to the Bulb
I think about Pokémon way less than I thought I would at this age
November 14, 2024 at 6:26 PM
I think about Pokémon way less than I thought I would at this age
Shonen be like
"i know you been kicking my ass for 39 minutes straight, but have you considered how hype i can get?"
Perfection
"i know you been kicking my ass for 39 minutes straight, but have you considered how hype i can get?"
Perfection
November 9, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Shonen be like
"i know you been kicking my ass for 39 minutes straight, but have you considered how hype i can get?"
Perfection
"i know you been kicking my ass for 39 minutes straight, but have you considered how hype i can get?"
Perfection
Christian music? Oh you mean Treyf Songs?
November 9, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Christian music? Oh you mean Treyf Songs?
My animal today is the opossum.
Roll over, scream, eat trash, fake dead
Roll over, scream, eat trash, fake dead
November 9, 2024 at 3:58 PM
My animal today is the opossum.
Roll over, scream, eat trash, fake dead
Roll over, scream, eat trash, fake dead
Wake up and deliver like I'm the grubhub of fucking
November 9, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Wake up and deliver like I'm the grubhub of fucking
I'm going all out now! Here's the start of hearing about it
November 9, 2024 at 2:51 AM
I'm going all out now! Here's the start of hearing about it
"I'm a consume designer" I declare, pushing my potato around the plate
August 13, 2024 at 3:53 PM
"I'm a consume designer" I declare, pushing my potato around the plate
Wait, did I just wait around until I got hot for my age?
August 13, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Wait, did I just wait around until I got hot for my age?
If I were an owl, i think i'd want jeans
June 13, 2024 at 3:31 AM
If I were an owl, i think i'd want jeans
It's a highway bribery!
June 11, 2024 at 1:48 AM
It's a highway bribery!
Chocolate Chip Cookies are American cuisine.
June 10, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Chocolate Chip Cookies are American cuisine.
I've let my perception of talent and quality hold me back for way too long
June 9, 2024 at 2:10 AM
I've let my perception of talent and quality hold me back for way too long