Jesus H. Chrysler
@thejesuschrysler.bsky.social
✯ I am (he, him, his)
✯ Jesus Chrysler (incognito)
with my sidekick Gabrielle.
✯ The "H" stands for "Hella"
✯ It's probably a simulation
Jesus was an atheist. Don't DM me, I won't answer prayers either.
✯ Jesus Chrysler (incognito)
with my sidekick Gabrielle.
✯ The "H" stands for "Hella"
✯ It's probably a simulation
Jesus was an atheist. Don't DM me, I won't answer prayers either.
Freedom of speech.
August 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Freedom of speech.
Anyone cheating at golf is a monster.
August 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Anyone cheating at golf is a monster.
LOVE MY T-SHIRT! High quality. Bring multiple colors next time and hopefully soon!!! I'd love a white one, and maybe a deep sea blue one as well.
June 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
LOVE MY T-SHIRT! High quality. Bring multiple colors next time and hopefully soon!!! I'd love a white one, and maybe a deep sea blue one as well.
Marjorie Taylor Greene Appears to Kick Activist
YouTube video by NowThis Impact
youtube.com
June 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
What is it they are afraid to speak freely about? Their fucking racism; sexism; nazi leaning opinions? Maybe that's a good thing.
June 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
What is it they are afraid to speak freely about? Their fucking racism; sexism; nazi leaning opinions? Maybe that's a good thing.
Jeff, Jeff, Jeff.
You're fucking right.
I got you bro.
-JHC
You're fucking right.
I got you bro.
-JHC
June 22, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Jeff, Jeff, Jeff.
You're fucking right.
I got you bro.
-JHC
You're fucking right.
I got you bro.
-JHC
If there is a hell, we the fuck all are already there.
June 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
If there is a hell, we the fuck all are already there.
Did we learn nothing from Jurassic Park?
Dinosaurs can be a-sexual.
Dinosaurs can be a-sexual.
June 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Did we learn nothing from Jurassic Park?
Dinosaurs can be a-sexual.
Dinosaurs can be a-sexual.
Lookout Sarasota... the people that voted for his heinous... and now hate him oddly enough... bring it orange queen.
June 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Lookout Sarasota... the people that voted for his heinous... and now hate him oddly enough... bring it orange queen.
Religion is CHILD ABUSE.
June 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Religion is CHILD ABUSE.
I can testify to that
June 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I can testify to that
Ya'll are fucked. lol.
June 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Ya'll are fucked. lol.
Just quote the Bible to them.
"I am HE"... Jesus (I) had pronouns. Have... have..
"I am HE"... Jesus (I) had pronouns. Have... have..
June 2, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Just quote the Bible to them.
"I am HE"... Jesus (I) had pronouns. Have... have..
"I am HE"... Jesus (I) had pronouns. Have... have..
That's what happens to the hitler types and their regimes. History will repeat itself, hopefully sooner rather than later.
Where's a bunker when you need one...
Where's a bunker when you need one...
May 31, 2025 at 12:44 PM
That's what happens to the hitler types and their regimes. History will repeat itself, hopefully sooner rather than later.
Where's a bunker when you need one...
Where's a bunker when you need one...
Even Hitler would have pretended to care.
May 31, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Even Hitler would have pretended to care.