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Jesus H. Chrysler
@thejesuschrysler.bsky.social
✯ I am (he, him, his)
✯ Jesus Chrysler (incognito)
with my sidekick Gabrielle.
✯ The "H" stands for "Hella"
✯ It's probably a simulation

Jesus was an atheist. Don't DM me, I won't answer prayers either.
I hardly post here anymore, but will start up again.
Until that happens, please do enjoy this post on Facebook from a Racist. If you happen to still be on that horrible site, please do visit this discussion if you find it, or Gary and let him know he's a racist.
November 1, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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June 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social
June 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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June 7, 2025 at 11:48 AM
the fuck?
I hope they never stop tweeting. My god.
June 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
May 31, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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May 29, 2025 at 10:24 PM
May 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Is it still alive?
May 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
@bernadetavor6.bsky.social

How many of you fools are following this thing?
999? Turn that upside down... exactly.
Block and Report this hag.
May 21, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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If I were a member of Congress I would have already introduced a bill prohibiting ICE agents from wearing face masks and requiring them to wear official identification at all times
May 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Trump is like a child with a magnifying glass
with a penchant to torture things he hates,
without remorse or accountability.

He's reconstituted putrid dog shit.
May 11, 2025 at 12:38 PM
He wants to be pope and shared an image of himself over social media including the WH account. This is my version of his which is better of course.

I'm ok with him becoming pope. It's a win/win.
As an atheist.
May 3, 2025 at 10:59 AM
A friend is getting divorced from a narcissist, and it's insanity for her. She is all over Reddit trying to get a new supply because everyone that has identified her as such will no longer be her supply, including my friend, her soon to be ex.

Any ideas? I don't know if I should give her account.
May 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
What the evergreen fuck is this mother fucker on about? I know a funeral I'm looking forward to attending. Good times will be had by all.
April 22, 2025 at 12:43 PM
One of my favorite quotes by another imaginary person.

"I calls it likes I sees it."

- Popeye Da Sailor Man
April 21, 2025 at 1:50 PM
caption this: I'll start.

"His hands are so soft and supple.. I wonder what he uses to moisturize them with?...did I just say that out loud?"

- Da Pope

"Why, yes your holinessness, you did... nice couch by the way. Where'd you get that?"

- D'assface
I for one feel sad that the last public figure meeting the Pope had before dying was this one
April 21, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Oh. I'm back with new wheels!!!
April 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Watch "The Rise of the Third Reich" and you will see direct parallels with this Racist Regime.
April 16, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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STRAIGHT UP AUTHORITARIANISM!!!

DOGE is secretly monitoring staff — scanning messages, watching for disloyalty— and using AI to do it.

No one should have to work under these conditions.
April 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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April 6, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Spending tens of millions of dollars on a Wisconsin Supreme Court judge that didn’t win seems an awful lot like waste, fraud, and abuse to me.
April 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Thanks @tizzyent.bsky.social! "I don't know if your life can be worse than being married to Marjorie Taylor Greene, and then not even being good enough for Marjorie Taylor Greene?" Let's destroy that chode!

youtu.be/Czre5OUrGi4?...
It seems Majorie Taylor Greene's ex-husband thinks it's okay to verbally harass young Muslim girls
YouTube video by TizzyEnt
youtu.be
April 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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March 29, 2025 at 1:33 PM