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John Carle
@thejohncarle.bsky.social
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May 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Last year I was on the @cyclopsiwfm.bsky.social podcast and they gave evobit this name and I just cannot stop calling him that.

I'm concerned I'm going to slip up and call him that in front of his maker during the Uncanny Experience this summer.

So this meme is all their fault. #gambit
March 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
@ajkirsch.bsky.social just keep Broseph away from bsky. That guy is a jerk.
December 2, 2024 at 6:25 AM
Follow my #xmen podcast account. It’s more interesting than me.
November 30, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Drop the Lock Screen

(Fixing it since @punkerduckie.bsky.social broke the trend)
November 28, 2024 at 8:39 AM
Got no prob following my friends here but do me a favor and at leave put a single post on your profile.
a man with a tattoo on his arm looks at the camera
ALT: a man with a tattoo on his arm looks at the camera
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November 28, 2024 at 8:36 AM
10 shows to get to know me (in no specific order):

1) Hawkeye
2) X-Men: The Animated Series
3) Batman: The Animated Series
4) Spawn
5) Archer
6) X-Men ‘97
7) Bar Rescue
8) Monday Night Raw
9) Cheers
10) Neon Genesis: Evangelion
10 shows to get to know me (in no specific order):

1) Undone
2) South Park
3) The Prisoner
4) Call My Agent
5) Arrested Development
6) Arabela
7) Avatar: The Last Airbender
8) Hey Arnold!
9) Yellowstone
10) Justified
10 shows to get to know me (in no specific order):

1. Buffy
2. Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
3. Wynonna Earp
4. My Lady Jane (RIP)
5. Miracle Workers
6. Ted Lasso
7. Community
8. LOST
9. Jane the Virgin
10. Pushing Daisies
November 22, 2024 at 7:45 AM
Post a picture of yourself to show the newbies what they're dealing with.
November 19, 2024 at 6:58 AM
What gif pops up when you type in your name?
(Rude)
November 19, 2024 at 6:57 AM
@mattraub.bsky.social I ruined your follower number
November 19, 2024 at 1:15 AM
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A number of artists and creators have made their home on Bluesky, and we hear their concerns with other platforms training on their data. We do not use any of your content to train generative AI, and have no intention of doing so.
November 15, 2024 at 5:22 PM
If you see this, post a vampire
November 15, 2024 at 8:10 AM
Is this going to work this second attempt or is Bluesky just 2024’s “fetch”?
November 15, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Post a random game in your collection, here on Saturday

(Had to take the pic at an angle because they are still sealed)
November 9, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Interested to see if this will be a comeback story or threads 2.0
October 30, 2024 at 11:47 PM
You missed your window by a mile guys…
February 12, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Dumbest comic book take on the internet today:
Guy tries to argue that Injustice and Batman: Death Metal are objectively better comics than Watchman, Sandman and Dark Knight Returns.
Not what he likes more, but are objectively better written stories…
October 17, 2023 at 4:36 PM
Pokémon Sleep told me I should get 8.5 hours of sleep a night and I just said some very rude things to Snorlax for that.
July 26, 2023 at 4:26 AM
I love Los Angeles… where you can overhear someone loudly pitching their money-making idea to their friend at lunch and it has existed for literally decades.
The idea is mocktails, but she referred to them as “yummy non-alcoholic drinks from a bartender at parties”.
July 23, 2023 at 10:22 PM
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fuck they made barbie woke. fuck. FUCK! how am I supposed to go about my day knowing my favorite doll isn’t in the freedom caucus? i need mom to get me a milk before i pass out
July 20, 2023 at 4:00 PM
Time for my annual SDCC tradition of the most average BBQ joint before driving back up to LA.
July 22, 2023 at 8:19 PM
Turn your speakerphone off if you’re in public… FFS…
July 19, 2023 at 10:55 PM
There is no guy on the internet trying harder than the guy who is legitimately upset by Donatello wearing glasses in the new movie because he wouldn’t “be able to go to an optometrist”.
July 15, 2023 at 6:23 AM
Oof…
July 14, 2023 at 10:53 PM
Harrison Ford and I share a birthday and we both are angry when people ask us about Star Wars.
July 13, 2023 at 6:49 PM