The Jorp (he/they)
@thejorp.bsky.social
Math, D&D, other nerd shit. ADHD/autism/probably some other fun stuff. Fart bender.
It was easy to see this coming, but they still let it happen.
December 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
It was easy to see this coming, but they still let it happen.
I like them, they look stabby.
December 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I like them, they look stabby.
Obviously. What it does do is make me feel very disappointed in my community.
December 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Obviously. What it does do is make me feel very disappointed in my community.
We are the kind of people who can be targeted by that language.
December 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
We are the kind of people who can be targeted by that language.
I've had to call out my coworkers for this. My neurodivergent coworkers. It's disheartening.
December 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I've had to call out my coworkers for this. My neurodivergent coworkers. It's disheartening.
Someone greenlight this.
December 22, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Someone greenlight this.
Sounds superlatively annoying.
December 22, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Sounds superlatively annoying.
Shit, are you Success Kid?
December 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Shit, are you Success Kid?
I'm sure I would, if you hadn't asked me 🤣
December 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I'm sure I would, if you hadn't asked me 🤣
Moderation is for pussies. Gather all the puppies you can find and LOVE THEM.
December 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Moderation is for pussies. Gather all the puppies you can find and LOVE THEM.
I mean, you can just go get a bunch of puppies. It's not even illegal.
December 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I mean, you can just go get a bunch of puppies. It's not even illegal.
Ruff ruff, yip, grrr yip
December 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Ruff ruff, yip, grrr yip
THANK YOU. That always bugged me.
December 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
THANK YOU. That always bugged me.
One reason why the book is better.
December 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
One reason why the book is better.
Maybe this means AI will eat its creators?
December 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Maybe this means AI will eat its creators?
I don't like this game.
a man in a cowboy hat stands in front of a large dinosaur
Alt: A scene in Jurassic Park where the T Rex roars at Alan Grant heroically holding a flare in the rain.
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I don't like this game.
Try an anvil or a safe next time? Destroying an expensive musical instrument is fairly controversial.
December 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Try an anvil or a safe next time? Destroying an expensive musical instrument is fairly controversial.
Except I usually love being in a dying mall.
December 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Except I usually love being in a dying mall.
You pay with the power of friendship.
December 17, 2025 at 5:14 PM
You pay with the power of friendship.
Brains are often dicks to the meat that carries them around. Ungrateful little squishy fucks. You are who you say you are.
December 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Brains are often dicks to the meat that carries them around. Ungrateful little squishy fucks. You are who you say you are.
Lean out the side 🤷♂️
December 17, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Lean out the side 🤷♂️
Looking forward to watching this one
December 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Looking forward to watching this one