The Jorp (he/they)
@thejorp.bsky.social
Math, D&D, other nerd shit. ADHD/autism/probably some other fun stuff. Fart bender.
I just want to make music and confusing D&D campaigns. Why do I have to spend so much time learning how to do boring shit that makes money for other people?
December 22, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I just want to make music and confusing D&D campaigns. Why do I have to spend so much time learning how to do boring shit that makes money for other people?
What if the "lava" in Bowser's castle is just tomato soup, and Mario is allergic?
December 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
What if the "lava" in Bowser's castle is just tomato soup, and Mario is allergic?
Do you like books? Did you know that @hankgreen.bsky.social wrote two brilliant sci-fi novels that may or may not have just made me cry a little? If your answers were "yes" and "no" respectively, please immediately proceed to wherever you acquire books. Goddamn, this story is beautiful.
December 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Do you like books? Did you know that @hankgreen.bsky.social wrote two brilliant sci-fi novels that may or may not have just made me cry a little? If your answers were "yes" and "no" respectively, please immediately proceed to wherever you acquire books. Goddamn, this story is beautiful.
Imagine how it must feel to work at Sandfall right now. Expedition 33 cleaned the fuck up at The Game Awards, and that's their DEBUT game. It shows what is possible when you are passionate about a project.
Tomorrow comes.
Tomorrow comes.
December 12, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Imagine how it must feel to work at Sandfall right now. Expedition 33 cleaned the fuck up at The Game Awards, and that's their DEBUT game. It shows what is possible when you are passionate about a project.
Tomorrow comes.
Tomorrow comes.
I verb nouns. I verb nouns so adverb, it's adjective.
December 4, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I verb nouns. I verb nouns so adverb, it's adjective.
Reposted by The Jorp (he/they)
Mutual Aid Request
*big heavy sigh* Ok. Day 6. 2 days w/ nada. Standing at $120/$300 for help with non-EBT needs like transportation, medical stuff, cleaning supplies, hardware. For the most part I have just received racism and judgement. 💕💸 V: Annaleigh-Watts CA: $annaleighmaria PP: AnaleeWatts
*big heavy sigh* Ok. Day 6. 2 days w/ nada. Standing at $120/$300 for help with non-EBT needs like transportation, medical stuff, cleaning supplies, hardware. For the most part I have just received racism and judgement. 💕💸 V: Annaleigh-Watts CA: $annaleighmaria PP: AnaleeWatts
a cat is crawling up a set of wooden stairs and the caption says so tired
Alt: a cat is falling down a set of wooden stairs and the caption says so tired
media.tenor.com
October 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Mutual Aid Request
*big heavy sigh* Ok. Day 6. 2 days w/ nada. Standing at $120/$300 for help with non-EBT needs like transportation, medical stuff, cleaning supplies, hardware. For the most part I have just received racism and judgement. 💕💸 V: Annaleigh-Watts CA: $annaleighmaria PP: AnaleeWatts
*big heavy sigh* Ok. Day 6. 2 days w/ nada. Standing at $120/$300 for help with non-EBT needs like transportation, medical stuff, cleaning supplies, hardware. For the most part I have just received racism and judgement. 💕💸 V: Annaleigh-Watts CA: $annaleighmaria PP: AnaleeWatts
It would be cool if we stopped treating autism as something that needs a scapegoat. If I thought moms taking Tylenol and vaccines would make their kids autistic, I'd be encouraging them to pop every pill and get every shot to increase their odds of having an interesting child.
September 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
It would be cool if we stopped treating autism as something that needs a scapegoat. If I thought moms taking Tylenol and vaccines would make their kids autistic, I'd be encouraging them to pop every pill and get every shot to increase their odds of having an interesting child.
The "answer" to autism is to stop treating us like a disease. And the science is crystal clear that Tylenol doesn't cause autism. It doesn't take much to realize that autistics will experience pregnancy differently, including their tolerance to pain.
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
Trump expected to announce 'answer' to autism, blame Tylenol: Live updates
Trump is expected to unveil his 'answer' to autism by blaming the use of Tylenol by pregnant women, which the company denies.
www.usatoday.com
September 22, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The "answer" to autism is to stop treating us like a disease. And the science is crystal clear that Tylenol doesn't cause autism. It doesn't take much to realize that autistics will experience pregnancy differently, including their tolerance to pain.
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
I used to desperately want grandkids. Now I'd be ashamed of the world we're leaving for them.
September 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I used to desperately want grandkids. Now I'd be ashamed of the world we're leaving for them.
Was everything always so loud?
September 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Was everything always so loud?
Don't ask me how I'm doing if you don't care how I'm doing.
September 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Don't ask me how I'm doing if you don't care how I'm doing.
This is what happens when our politicians do nothing to protect us.
September 11, 2025 at 1:40 PM
This is what happens when our politicians do nothing to protect us.
Do people think they're being charged by the second when they leave a voicemail? You can slow down and give me that phone number at a speed that can be registered by the human ear.
September 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Do people think they're being charged by the second when they leave a voicemail? You can slow down and give me that phone number at a speed that can be registered by the human ear.
Slightly diminish a book.
The Okay Gatsby
The Okay Gatsby
Slightly diminish a book.
The Grapes of Huff
The Grapes of Huff
Slightly diminish a book
Fahrenheit 45
Fahrenheit 45
September 8, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Slightly diminish a book.
The Okay Gatsby
The Okay Gatsby
If you're on a budget, shutting the fuck up is absolutely free.
August 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
If you're on a budget, shutting the fuck up is absolutely free.
So, we for sure need to lock this dude up. They are coming after some of the most vulnerable people using any flimsy excuse they can. We cannot let this go unchecked. This is Holocaust 2.0, we are living it right now.
August 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
So, we for sure need to lock this dude up. They are coming after some of the most vulnerable people using any flimsy excuse they can. We cannot let this go unchecked. This is Holocaust 2.0, we are living it right now.
Look at that. Good things do still happen.
Well, I'll be damned.
It's royalty free and there's already six, generic manufacturers lined up.
newatlas.com/infectious-d...
It's royalty free and there's already six, generic manufacturers lined up.
newatlas.com/infectious-d...
The first 100% effective HIV prevention drug is approved and going global
An epidemic that's been sustained for 44 years might finally be quelled, with the milestone approval of the first HIV drug that offers 100% protection with its twice-yearly injections. It's a landmark...
newatlas.com
August 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Look at that. Good things do still happen.
So many mistakes could be avoided if everyone ran all their decisions by me first.
August 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
So many mistakes could be avoided if everyone ran all their decisions by me first.
V for Vagina
Make a movie mildly inappropriate:
The XXXorcist
The XXXorcist
Make a movie mildly inappropriate:
Riding Miss Daisy
Riding Miss Daisy
August 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
V for Vagina
Who would pledge allegiance to a nation that treats them as subhuman?
August 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Who would pledge allegiance to a nation that treats them as subhuman?
YouTube almost has me convinced that now I want to be a blacksmith.
August 17, 2025 at 4:08 AM
YouTube almost has me convinced that now I want to be a blacksmith.
Shame is how they control you. So be shameless.
August 15, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Shame is how they control you. So be shameless.
Can someone explain to me why they pronounce it "processeez"? Is it legit, or are they appropriating Latin etymology to sound smart?
August 12, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Can someone explain to me why they pronounce it "processeez"? Is it legit, or are they appropriating Latin etymology to sound smart?