Unless men all have an extra rib in case of divinely caused mitosis.

Hold up, wouldn't women have the extra rib? In the story, G*d took the rib from Adam. He didn't do anything to Eve's ribs.

One of the most painful things to watch is people on the left coming up with social justicey reasons why fast fashion is fine, actually. Like that poor/disabled people need to have access to 45 new outfits a month and nothing consumers do matters because "no ethical consumption under capitalism".

This feels like a euphemism for a mobster killing someone.

Think about it:
Self insert characters (Teachers and Philosophers who were very smart and jacked)
Antagonists who are clearly their childhood bully (Dumb jock Sparta)
Fanfic staple of a disporportionate rate of homosexual men who follow heteronormative gender roles

ALWAYS SHOULD BE SOMEONE YOU REALLY LOOOOVE