Thelas
thelas.bsky.social
Thelas
@thelas.bsky.social
100% legit movie and game critic. Dabbling artist. Overflowing optimism and schlock enjoyer. Will defend a 6/10 movie to the death.
And to top it all off, they’ll point to the “look, we secured a potential vote on the ACA credits in December!”

Guess what you fucking morons. Republicans are just going to vote No on that anyway! They pinky promised to punch you in the throat later rather than now, and now you hold no leverage.
November 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Again, a shame it got mired in the fallout of a lesser Avengers game. Eidos Montreal deserved far more than to have a work like this dismissed. Guardians will always have a special place in my heart as a criminally overlooked gem.
September 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The mechanical side of things could not match the high octane energy on presentation. I think, however, this puts a larger spotlight on the story and performances, that I felt so enamored by those that I was willing to look past those shortcomings.
September 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Detractors of the game will cite the combat as a means to justify the failings of this game. And to an extent, they are correct. Despite my praise, I have to agree that as the game stretched on, the combat grew tiresome. And while the set pieces were stellar
September 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The environments in this game are beautiful. The facial capture really stands out and holds up incredibly well years later, with few games measuring up to its fidelity. Seriously, I think it was one of the first times I was really stunned by the subtle micro expressions shown by the lead cast.
September 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Jon McLaren as Star-Lord delivers a really earnest and at times saccharine performance that hits every beat to perfection. The writing is sharp, witty, and surprisingly deep at times in its themes of loss and found family.
September 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I remember being fresh off the Avengers disappointment when I originally saw the reveal for Guardians and had largely dismissed it. I was surprised when it won Best Narrative at the Game Awards that year and figured I’d give it a shot. I was glad to be wrong about my expectation.
September 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I genuinely think, that if the fallout of the hideous Crystal Dynamic’s Avengers game had not happened, or if this game came out first, Guardians might have been more popular than it ended up being.
September 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
But he deserves goddamn respect. Ukraine has held onto hope far longer than anyone has expected. Hes proven to be a strong and capable leader and JD Vance and Trump could learn a thing from him. Absolutely ashamed by this cabinet of officials. Fuck you.
March 1, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Disgusting behavior. And the one guy who had the audacity to ask why Zelensky didn’t wear a suit? Motherfucker you’ve got Elon Musk bragging about his tech support T-shirt and hat just the other day! The dude is at war, a war that Russia started. Zelensky may not be a perfect man.
March 1, 2025 at 5:51 AM
What happened in there was a disgrace to the American people and the world. The United States will no longer be seen as a global leader, a spearhead into the future. If we turn our back on our allies and attempt to shame them into fucking groveling, than what the fuck are we doing here?
March 1, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Yeah, that’s Freeport 7. The station that explodes from the opening attack.
January 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM