Damn, at that age it could be so many things... The best thing to do right now is keep him hydrated and see if he'll eat something bland, like unseasoned chicken :(

Is he an older lad?

Oh no! Did he get into anything or is it completely sudden?

Mammograms are legitimately torture. I remember one time my tech was like "A man definitely designed this" (to which I replied, "I wonder who hurt him").

I get that it's potentially life-saving but holy shit is it awful.

I've actually written two horror-centric pieces with her, one a Resident Evil 2 crossover and the other an unhinged tale dealing w/the movie Cats, paranoia, and mild body horror.

Fantasy and sci-fi would require a bit more thought since I'm not really into either genre but never say never :)

The return of strawpage!

Yeah, I totally fuck with that ship and wish we would see more of them in general.

The full bladder thing should be outlawed; it's so horrible! I can't even imagine how maddening it was to be told, "Yeah, your bladder is too full." 😵‍💫

Very true!!

No spoilers all this time later??? That’s awesome and also a FEAT!

“We’re going to smash your breasts in a hulking machine like pancakes”

“Your bladder needs to be full for this ultrasound”

Fuuuuuck youuuuuu

Nice! Are you going back for stuff you missed or are you trying hard mode?

<3

Much appreciated