thelexhex AKA illyrilex 💫
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thelexhex.bsky.social
thelexhex AKA illyrilex 💫
@thelexhex.bsky.social
Neurotic cat lady and mom wench who makes dumb #KOF doodles, writes dumb KOF stories ( #illyverse ), sucks at viddy games, and swears too damn much. Occasional mildly spicy art. NO AI or NFTs! #AlwaysCreditTheArtist

⚠️ Minors please DNI! ⚠️
Damn, at that age it could be so many things... The best thing to do right now is keep him hydrated and see if he'll eat something bland, like unseasoned chicken :(
January 25, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Is he an older lad?
January 24, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Oh no! Did he get into anything or is it completely sudden?
January 24, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Mammograms are legitimately torture. I remember one time my tech was like "A man definitely designed this" (to which I replied, "I wonder who hurt him").

I get that it's potentially life-saving but holy shit is it awful.
January 24, 2026 at 9:00 PM
I've actually written two horror-centric pieces with her, one a Resident Evil 2 crossover and the other an unhinged tale dealing w/the movie Cats, paranoia, and mild body horror.

Fantasy and sci-fi would require a bit more thought since I'm not really into either genre but never say never :)
January 24, 2026 at 8:39 PM
The return of strawpage!

Yeah, I totally fuck with that ship and wish we would see more of them in general.
January 24, 2026 at 8:25 PM
The full bladder thing should be outlawed; it's so horrible! I can't even imagine how maddening it was to be told, "Yeah, your bladder is too full." 😵‍💫
January 24, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Very true!!
January 24, 2026 at 7:03 PM
No spoilers all this time later??? That’s awesome and also a FEAT!
January 24, 2026 at 6:51 PM
“We’re going to smash your breasts in a hulking machine like pancakes”

“Your bladder needs to be full for this ultrasound”

Fuuuuuck youuuuuu
January 24, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Nice! Are you going back for stuff you missed or are you trying hard mode?
January 24, 2026 at 6:35 PM
<3
January 24, 2026 at 5:25 PM