thelexhex AKA illyrilex 💫
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thelexhex.bsky.social
thelexhex AKA illyrilex 💫
@thelexhex.bsky.social
Neurotic cat lady and mom wench who makes dumb #KOF doodles, writes dumb KOF stories ( #illyverse ), sucks at viddy games, and swears too damn much. Occasional mildly spicy art. NO AI or NFTs! #AlwaysCreditTheArtist

⚠️ Minors please DNI! ⚠️
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New month, new pinned~

So, I'm Lex: a writer, artist, and lowkey crazy cat lady with a terrible case of brainrot centered around King and Blue Mary from KOF being besties. I'm also the captain of the KingxVanessa ship.

I'm happily married, into nerd shit, and swear a lot.

Please enjoy your stay!
FINALLY!!!!!!!!
January 27, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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Sometimes the state of the world will drive even the most sophisticated person to put on comfy (but lowkey ridiculous) pajamas and get drunk by themself on a random Tuesday.

#KOF #KingofFighters #ArtofFighting #King #AlwaysCreditTheArtist
January 6, 2026 at 11:14 PM
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Today, on International Holocaust Remembrance Day, we honor the six million Jewish lives — and the millions of others — senselessly murdered by the Nazi regime. We remember not only the unimaginable loss, but the warning history leaves us.
January 27, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Name the queerest character that isn’t canonically queer

Bisexual queen, idgaf
January 27, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Am I the only one who rage-practices TODs, or nah?

#KOF
January 27, 2026 at 4:38 PM
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Anonymous NSFW commission of Vanessa and King, thanks to the anon client for having commissioned me again<3

#kingoffighters #kofxv #art #commission
January 26, 2026 at 9:34 PM
“Excuse me, but I just have to explode” is such a fucking relatable song lyric rn.
January 27, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Ugh. A package that was expected to arrive by the end of today now no longer has an estimated delivery window. I am disappoint.
January 27, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Real talk, @martinag.bsky.social's art today cleared my skin and gave me a boost of positivity that I desperately needed -- even if I was not the client.

Seriously, lads: it. was. not. me.
January 26, 2026 at 11:02 PM
LRP: IT WASN'T ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😭😅😂
January 26, 2026 at 9:40 PM
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LA people: ICE IS IN KTOWN
1/26: 10:15 a.m. CBP 🧊 cluster raids starting in Koreatown, Pico/Union, Salvadoran Corridor this morning.
ICE also in Riverside
January 26, 2026 at 7:15 PM
The return of strawpage!

(1/2) I don't talk about Leona because I'm indifferent toward her. I know a lot of folks like her but to me she's just kinda like an inanimate object with boobs; very little by way of charm, etc.

(Braces self to be canceled for not stanning Leona)
January 26, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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     (• _ •) "hey, nice writing/art."
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   |( 王 ノ〈 writer/artist who was
   /ミ`ー―彡\ (•◡•) having a bad time
January 26, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I am having the worst goddamn day and it's not even noon yet. To the bitch that nearly hit me with her car while I was crossing the road: FUCK YOU. To American health insurance companies: DOUBLE FUCK YOU.
January 26, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Moooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrning...
January 26, 2026 at 3:33 PM
I am DED after these details.

Anyway. King and Mary out shopping after tournament wins.

#KOF #KingofFighters #King #BlueMary #UltimateBrotp #TotallyPlatonicLadyBros #AlwaysCreditTheArtist
January 26, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Just finished the most detailed thing I’ve done in a long time. Probably fucked it up somewhere but I don’t caaaaare- ✨✨✨✨
January 26, 2026 at 8:26 AM
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I could still use a bit more work if anyone is interested! $25 b/w sketches are open too.
✨Comm Prices ✨

Emotes/headshots: $25 flat/$35 shade
Chibis: $30 flat/$40 shade
Color Sketch: $50/$70
Clean cel shaded: $75/$95
Full rendered: $110/$140
Fightstick: Varies- message for details!
January 24, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Quote of the Day easily goes to @martinag.bsky.social for this special gem:
January 25, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Hey, if you're not following Mr. @johnsex.bsky.social you totally should be so that you, too, can enjoy looking at his bomb-ass art (when it's posted). And, if you didn't know, he does the YouTube thing sometimes, so that's cool too.

But, hey, don't let me tell you how to live your life :D
January 25, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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hey everybody lifelong tech expert here

> "system crash” deleted nearly two weeks of surveillance footage from inside the facility

that's not how anything works they're lying and destroying evidence hope that helps
And what is happening inside ICE detention centers? 404 Media also learned that the federal government claimed that the day after it was sued for allegedly abusing detainees at an ICE detention center, a “system crash” deleted nearly two weeks of surveillance footage from inside the facility.
ICE Says Critical Evidence In Abuse Case Was Lost In 'System Crash' a Day After It Was Sued
The government also said "we don't have resources" to retain all footage and that plaintiffs could supply "endless hard drives that we could save things to."
www.404media.co
January 25, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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As dangerously cold temperatures move through New York, we have opened 10 warming centers across all five boroughs to provide safe, heated indoor spaces for New Yorkers in need.

Centers will be open through at least Monday evening at the following locations —>
January 25, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Mooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrning...
January 25, 2026 at 5:05 PM
In other news, I clearly seem to have masochistic tendencies.
January 25, 2026 at 5:47 AM