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thelexhex.bsky.social
thelexhex AKA illyrilex 💫
@thelexhex.bsky.social
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Neurotic cat lady and mom wench who makes dumb #KOF doodles, writes dumb KOF stories ( #illyverse ), sucks at viddy games, and swears too damn much. Occasional mildly spicy art. NO AI or NFTs! #AlwaysCreditTheArtist

⚠️ Minors please DNI! ⚠️
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thelexhex AKA illyrilex 💫 @thelexhex.bsky.social · Oct 2
New month, new pinned~

So, I'm Lex: a writer, artist, and lowkey crazy cat lady with a terrible case of brainrot centered around King and Blue Mary from KOF being besties. I'm also the captain of the KingxVanessa ship.

I'm happily married, into nerd shit, and swear a lot.

Please enjoy your stay!
A collage of art by thelexhex/illyrilex featuring Blue Mary hugging King from behind while wearing a cheeky grin, a silly version of King and Vanessa sloppily making out in a car while Mary drives from the backseat, Mai Shiranui wearing the casual mod outfit that I designed, Mary taking a mirror selfie, King holding a disaster bisexual flag, a sketch of Vanessa, and King yelling at Ángel ("Whatever with your 'nyaaan I will fucking lay you out!!!!") while Mary facepalms. A collage of images drawn by thelexhex/illyrilex featuring King in her KOF XV select screen pose in an original outfit designed by me (LexHex mod), Team Women Fighters 03 beat up and holding up their middle fingers, Kind and Mary mugshots from the Barbie meme, Mai setting a spider on fire while a horrified Andy watches, King and Mary sitting on a bar stool together, with King grimacing because she has a dead leg since Mary is sitting on her thigh, and Vanessa sitting on a chair like in Basic Instinct (you know the scene).
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Quote of the Day easily goes to @martinag.bsky.social for this special gem:
Mana - Meh 12:12 Girlhood is a spectrum that goes from King smashed into a shopping cart to King smashed between Van's thighs
January 25, 2026 at 10:44 PM
thelexhex.bsky.social
Hey, if you're not following Mr. @johnsex.bsky.social you totally should be so that you, too, can enjoy looking at his bomb-ass art (when it's posted). And, if you didn't know, he does the YouTube thing sometimes, so that's cool too.

But, hey, don't let me tell you how to live your life :D
January 25, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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chrisdeleon.bsky.social
hey everybody lifelong tech expert here

> "system crash” deleted nearly two weeks of surveillance footage from inside the facility

that's not how anything works they're lying and destroying evidence hope that helps
404media.co 404 Media @404media.co · 5h
And what is happening inside ICE detention centers? 404 Media also learned that the federal government claimed that the day after it was sued for allegedly abusing detainees at an ICE detention center, a “system crash” deleted nearly two weeks of surveillance footage from inside the facility.
ICE Says Critical Evidence In Abuse Case Was Lost In 'System Crash' a Day After It Was Sued
The government also said "we don't have resources" to retain all footage and that plaintiffs could supply "endless hard drives that we could save things to."
www.404media.co
January 25, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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mayor.nyc.gov
As dangerously cold temperatures move through New York, we have opened 10 warming centers across all five boroughs to provide safe, heated indoor spaces for New Yorkers in need.

Centers will be open through at least Monday evening at the following locations —>
January 25, 2026 at 4:36 PM
thelexhex.bsky.social
Mooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrning...
January 25, 2026 at 5:05 PM
thelexhex.bsky.social
In other news, I clearly seem to have masochistic tendencies.
Detailed cartoon drawing of Neosporin, BR Rainbow sherbet, and Tequila Rose. I regret everything.
January 25, 2026 at 5:47 AM
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Got a couple of new asks earlier so I’m throwing this thread back into the wild.
thelexhex.bsky.social thelexhex AKA illyrilex 💫 @thelexhex.bsky.social · 11d
I guess I'll start a unique thread for the Straw Page stuff so... let's start!

So, whoever you are, thank you! I have no idea what I was doing but I'm glad that it's not a total disaster! :D
Ask me something! I love your strawpage!!
January 25, 2026 at 5:30 AM
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gregpak.net
If you're in New York, please take two minutes right now to call Governor Hochul and tell her to support and sign New York 4 All, which would prevent state and local agencies from collaborating with ICE.

518-474-8390.

This is important.
January 24, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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thelexhex.bsky.social
Fren with, as the cool kids say, “bangers” — as always!

Should have done this sooner but I’m leaving all the flowers because Mana’s slutty Iori, his gloriously rendered moobs, and just her work in general all deserve SO MUCH more recognition.

💐💐 💐 💐 💐 💐 💐
martinag.bsky.social Mana - Commissions OPEN @martinag.bsky.social · 8d
A bunch of slutty Ioris for no reason really~

#kingoffighters #kofxv #ioriyagami #art
January 19, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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hecksmaniac.bsky.social
You can argue all day about whether they are trained or not but at their core they are Nazis. They are Confederates. Training or lack thereof does not change that they are hate with a gun.
January 24, 2026 at 5:08 PM
thelexhex.bsky.social
Women’s preventative care actually borders on torturous and one would think someone would come up with a better way to do things already 😭
January 24, 2026 at 6:45 PM
thelexhex.bsky.social
Geeezus fuck, scrolling through my TL has been a mix of dope art and dystopian-ass news stories.

I think I might need to step away.
January 24, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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johnsex.bsky.social
January 24, 2026 at 3:08 PM
thelexhex.bsky.social
Morning~
January 24, 2026 at 3:41 PM
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Have some (non-serious) medical stuff in the morning. Don’t wanna but I gotta :/
January 24, 2026 at 9:39 AM
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Vanessa, unwinding with a Blue Mary cocktail because she deserves nice things.

#KOF #KingofFighters #Vanessa #AlwaysCreditTheArtist
Vanessa from King of Fighters, standing in a lacy shelf-style bra and holding a Blue Mary drink, with one hand pushing some hair behind her ear. Not entirely sure if I like the finished product but whatever. Special thanks to fellow artist Thing 2 for helping a tired, blind heifer with nipple spacing. * Also, this is based on a pic of Kristen Steward but her expression is much more, like... damaged or something, and she's wearing a shirt.
January 18, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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thelexhex.bsky.social
Idk, sometimes I just like to psychoanalyze my favs.

(Insert obligatory disclaimer about King's name not being canon even though it totally should be because of all of the boxes that it checks off here)

#KOF #KingofFighters #ArtofFighting #illyverse #writing
"Cécile…? Are you hearing me?" "Nuh-no," King replied as she abruptly sat up. "And stop fucking calling me that!" "I'll try my best, but sometimes it can be hard to really get through to you when you have that particular wall up." "What wall?!" "Your name." "We — we've talked about that before," King stammered. "I didn't like it before I was attacked and I sure as hell don't like it now!" "Yes, but the continued use of your alias has nothing to do with whether or not you like your name — and certainly not with pretending to be a man anymore. 'King' is a wall that you've built around yourself as a means of protection. The only people who know your real name — aside from doctors or professionals — are people with whom you feel like you can truly be yourself around; whom you feel safe around. It's when you don't feel entirely comfortable or, in some cases, safe, that you start hiding — like right now. We've broached some very upsetting subjects today, so you've gone from allowing me to call you by your actual name to just 'King.' You feel vulnerable, so you're putting that wall right back into place even though you don't need to." "Yeah, no shit," King spat, agitated, but also amazed by Doctor Shelley's accuracy. "This is a safe space, Cé —" "Don't!"
January 22, 2026 at 7:54 PM
thelexhex.bsky.social
If you think your DOG is gonna get autism from life-saving shots, you should not, under any circumstances, be allowed to adopt pets of any kind, period.
sailorrooscout.bsky.social Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 3d
May I remind everyone that there is currently NO cure for rabies.

May I also remind everyone there is absolutely NO scientific proof connecting ANY vaccine that we produce today with autism.

This is true regarding vaccination in both humans AND in dogs.

Vaccinate your pets please.
Worries about vaccination rates in dogs As rabies seems to be spreading more in wildlife, veterinarians are especially worried about vaccine hesitancy spreading among pet owners, a dangerous trend that could lead to more dogs - and their owners- becoming infected. A 2023 study published in the journal Vaccine found in nationally representative sample of Americans that nearly 40% believed canine vaccines were unsafe and 37% believed that vaccines could lead their dogs to develop cognitive issues, such as autism.
January 23, 2026 at 8:44 PM
thelexhex.bsky.social
No context WIP.

I am 💀 s u f f e r i n g 💀 but it’s my own damn fault.
Pain
January 23, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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(More) Conversations with Mana:

Wherein @martinag.bsky.social and I talk about art.

😂😂😂😂
Mana - Meh. — 09:27 I don't want to touch a pencil anymore 😭 thelexhex | Internally Screaming — 09:27 I'm over here drawing a (new) shopping cart piece and I'm like ... Pack it up LOL (To myself not to you) Mana - Meh. — 09:27 Same, I was shading Van's ass like... 😭 thelexhex | Internally Screaming — 09:27 🤣
January 23, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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With alt text.
The entire fucking point, supposedly, was the app spying on US citizens and they make it even MORE invasive. Get the fuck off TikTok.
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January 23, 2026 at 10:04 AM
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Good morning~
January 23, 2026 at 3:51 PM
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thelexhex.bsky.social
Gracing everyone's feeds with some KingxVan goodness.

As a treat 😁💕

#KOF #KingofFighters #King #Vanessa #KingxVan #LetMeLive #AlwaysCreditTheArtist
Collage of different "racy" images of King and Vanessa from the King of Fighters. Illustrated by thelexhex/illyrilex. (Basically posting this to weed out the weak, ngl.)
November 21, 2024 at 10:37 PM
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thelexhex.bsky.social
In this house we love and stan a blunt, goth queen.

#FinalFantasyX #FFX #FF10 #Lulu #AlwaysCreditTheArtist
Final Fantasy X's Lulu, poorly drawn and coloured by thelexhex/illyrilex. My eyes hurt.
March 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
thelexhex.bsky.social
My biggest flex of the day is that I untangled three yo-yos and two pairs of old earbuds that were all connected in one, unholy mass, in less than five minutes.

Is that an actual skill or have I been blessed(?) with the stupidest mutant power ever?
January 23, 2026 at 12:41 AM