Toby Fenn
@thelhc.bsky.social
In the words of Pop Will Eat Itself: "In the words of Monty Burns 'Hello Cruel World!'"
No, not that one.
No, not that one.
Aaaaargh! Just lost our Connections streak because we forgot midnight was coming
This is the worst year ever!
This is the worst year ever!
January 1, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Aaaaargh! Just lost our Connections streak because we forgot midnight was coming
This is the worst year ever!
This is the worst year ever!
Is there an award for Best Science Account on Bluesky? Because if there is Mike gets my vote!
When I wrote about the ancient Zanclean megaflood filling the Mediterranean in as little as 12-18 months (!), it was wistfully.
I'm English. Lovely place, England, but Big Geological Drama? None of that round 'ere, sadly.
Imagine my delight at what geophysicists found in the English Channel.
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I'm English. Lovely place, England, but Big Geological Drama? None of that round 'ere, sadly.
Imagine my delight at what geophysicists found in the English Channel.
1/
November 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Is there an award for Best Science Account on Bluesky? Because if there is Mike gets my vote!
Absolutely terrified of the fireworks.
Not really, she's sound asleep on my lap, chasing squirrels in her dreams!
Not really, she's sound asleep on my lap, chasing squirrels in her dreams!
November 2, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Absolutely terrified of the fireworks.
Not really, she's sound asleep on my lap, chasing squirrels in her dreams!
Not really, she's sound asleep on my lap, chasing squirrels in her dreams!
Just getting changed after a swim in my local pool, outside my cubicle a dad and his young kid are choosing their locker. "What about this one Johnny? Zero, zero, seven, what number is it?" "Zero, zero, seven!".
Me, biting my lip: IT'S DOUBLE-OH SEVEN! What kind of education are you giving the boy?
Me, biting my lip: IT'S DOUBLE-OH SEVEN! What kind of education are you giving the boy?
August 17, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Just getting changed after a swim in my local pool, outside my cubicle a dad and his young kid are choosing their locker. "What about this one Johnny? Zero, zero, seven, what number is it?" "Zero, zero, seven!".
Me, biting my lip: IT'S DOUBLE-OH SEVEN! What kind of education are you giving the boy?
Me, biting my lip: IT'S DOUBLE-OH SEVEN! What kind of education are you giving the boy?
Builder across the road just laughed like the beginning of a Gorillaz song.
Obviously I responded "huh-huh".
Obviously I responded "huh-huh".
August 13, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Builder across the road just laughed like the beginning of a Gorillaz song.
Obviously I responded "huh-huh".
Obviously I responded "huh-huh".
This is going to be a real, err, problem, for people that insist on spelling it with an "n"...
July 21, 2025 at 7:57 AM
This is going to be a real, err, problem, for people that insist on spelling it with an "n"...
Bus driver this morning is a lunatic and I just came up with "Max Busstoppen" and I don't know whether to be proud or ashamed!
June 13, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Bus driver this morning is a lunatic and I just came up with "Max Busstoppen" and I don't know whether to be proud or ashamed!
So, wait, is nobody going to mention the villains in the latest Doctor Who were Wynn and Kid? @johnrain.co.uk that can't be a coincidence?
May 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
So, wait, is nobody going to mention the villains in the latest Doctor Who were Wynn and Kid? @johnrain.co.uk that can't be a coincidence?
Did I just hear someone called "Corporal Pike" on Andor season 2? 😂 #DontTellHimPike
April 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Did I just hear someone called "Corporal Pike" on Andor season 2? 😂 #DontTellHimPike
FFS, it's not "SOL", it's SOH! A needle pulling thread! This is why the world is going to shit.
April 12, 2025 at 9:52 AM
FFS, it's not "SOL", it's SOH! A needle pulling thread! This is why the world is going to shit.
@hollyqueenofspayeds.com I'm getting some major Smol Paul vibes from Godzilla's eyes here!
I sometimes thinking about this Canon ad with Godzilla at a copy machine when I’m feeling sad
January 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
@hollyqueenofspayeds.com I'm getting some major Smol Paul vibes from Godzilla's eyes here!
Look at what we're missing on the other place, all the latest trends:
December 9, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Look at what we're missing on the other place, all the latest trends:
@johnrain.bsky.social just catching up on your Star Trek film series, great but for the love of Spock, his dad is called SAREK, Kirsty Alley/Robin Curtis were Saavik! #nerd
November 19, 2024 at 1:48 PM
@johnrain.bsky.social just catching up on your Star Trek film series, great but for the love of Spock, his dad is called SAREK, Kirsty Alley/Robin Curtis were Saavik! #nerd
If anyone is in doubt about how the markets see the next 4 years panning out, the share price of weapons manufacturer BAE SYSTEMS is up almost 5% today. #war
November 6, 2024 at 5:04 PM
If anyone is in doubt about how the markets see the next 4 years panning out, the share price of weapons manufacturer BAE SYSTEMS is up almost 5% today. #war
Massive Basildon multiplex screen, Saving Private Ryan, at the end of the opening 20 minute battle screen a clearly stunned chav a few seats along from us loudly declares "fucking war sucks!" which somewhat punctured the gravity of the sequence...
What’s your best memory of watching a movie? I’m not asking what the best movie you’ve ever seen is, I’m asking about the experience of watching that movie. Doesn’t matter if it was in a theater or at home. What’s your favorite memory associated with watching a movie and why?
October 1, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Massive Basildon multiplex screen, Saving Private Ryan, at the end of the opening 20 minute battle screen a clearly stunned chav a few seats along from us loudly declares "fucking war sucks!" which somewhat punctured the gravity of the sequence...
Perfectly pussycat in every way!
September 8, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Perfectly pussycat in every way!
I don't think Sarah Perry is on social media anymore but yay! Can't wait to get stuck in to this one!
May 2, 2024 at 10:33 AM
I don't think Sarah Perry is on social media anymore but yay! Can't wait to get stuck in to this one!
Ok, cat question, SURELY, there's a company out there that makes crinkly, rustly greetings cards for cats to sit on?
February 14, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Ok, cat question, SURELY, there's a company out there that makes crinkly, rustly greetings cards for cats to sit on?
Damien Hirst's mum
Damien Hirst's brother
Damien Hirst's sister
Damien Hirst
Steve Davis
Damien Hirst's brother
Damien Hirst's sister
Damien Hirst
Steve Davis
November 29, 2023 at 10:37 AM
Damien Hirst's mum
Damien Hirst's brother
Damien Hirst's sister
Damien Hirst
Steve Davis
Damien Hirst's brother
Damien Hirst's sister
Damien Hirst
Steve Davis
@naomialderman.bsky.social Yay! Just arrived!
November 7, 2023 at 11:51 AM
@naomialderman.bsky.social Yay! Just arrived!