I saw an energy drink with the flavor "Rizzberries and Cream"

Give it a month or so, they'll announce a reprint with them as the art as a promo for something.

People are already running Propaganda and Ghostly Prison, so

At that mana cost, I'd say Ertai is in that sweet spot of being still playable but also particularly fair (at least in commander). 4 Mana counterspell once a turn cycle isn't breaking the game in its own.

They have fucking assault rifles and we have whistles and they’re scared shitless, because they know we’d rather be righteous and dead than ever be them.

Same think tank that told Walz to stop calling Trump/Vance weird I'd imagine, cause this is a terrible idea

"Yeah they may be killing people but they don't have to be RUDE about it" feels like the unfortunate endpoint for all of this on their end

Idk man maybe I'm just built different; but if someone said "the only way you'll get a good job is if you go shoot some people or put your neighbours in cages" I'd have stayed working in the seafood restaurant 🤷

He never dropped his phone.

Even while “fearing for his life” and shooting her with the other hand.

Alright gang, let's split up. I'll investigate the bedrooms with Daphne and Velma. Shaggy and Scooby you investigate that dreary basement.