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Flute Manhawk
@thelittlestoaf.bsky.social
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High class clown. Drummer/Musician. Commercial Photographer. Jaywalking enthusiast.

Toronto

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I had one of those!
A cat snoozing wedged in between an iMac and a hard drive.
November 13, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Today at work I am photographing items for a "cabinet of curiosities" auction. There are some interesting lots, including a Spanish colonial carving of St. Michael waiting to give you a handjob, a sexy 'coco de mer' seed pod from the Seychelles, and a sawfish saw:
A painted wooden carving of St. Michael with one arm looking like he's jerking someone off. A rather sexual looking seed pod complete with furry "pubes". A sawfish's bill
November 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
Album cover for Donald Byrd Band & Voices - A New Perspective
November 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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57km morning ride to Port Credit and back. It’s a beautiful day.
A bicycle leaning against a fence by a river with an overhanging tree. There is a bridge and a lighthouse in the background. A storefront with a sign reading “GLOBAL EGG CORPORATION”
November 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
thelittlestoaf.bsky.social
Boy dinner
A blue plate with mashed potatoes, a sausage and some brussels sprouts.
November 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
thelittlestoaf.bsky.social
Happy Hallowe'en!
A spooky selfie of the littlest oaf (from 2018)
October 31, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Danny Ma'amgardner at your cervix!

*this is my actual facebook profile pic
A still from a tv show's opening credits showing a a guy with the words and FLUTE MANHAWK as Danny Ma'amgardner
October 31, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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A sheet cake with icing that says “Congration You Done it”
October 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Chicken may contain egg.
Label from a package of ground chicken. Ingredients: Chicken. May contain: egg
October 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Making stuff up is fun but I stopped doing it when I was maybe 11 years old or so. Here are my size 11.5 feet next to an album cover. If you think that 2nd picture you posted is real you’re nuts.
October 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
thelittlestoaf.bsky.social
I knew what was what and who the coolest guy in KISS was back when when I was a kid in the early 80's (even though it looks like I've somehow reversed Frehly's makeup - whatever, we were kids).

RIP Ace
Two boys in very scrappy looking KISS makeup. The one on the left is holding drumsticks but looks more like the bass player Gene Simmons, and the one on the right is holding a toy microphone, but looks remarkably like guitar whizz Ace Frehly. They are standing in front of a wall bedecked with theatre posters.
October 17, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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My wife wanted to sit on a beach, any beach, today for her birthday so we rode our #bromptons with folding chairs on our backs and sandwiches and drinks in our carry bags and took the ferry to Ward’s Island and spent the day on the beach. It was lovely!
#toronto
Jeans-clad legs on sand with water, clouds and some trees in the background. A couple laying on a blanket on the beach with a sailboat at anchor in the background. The skies are cloudy but the water is fairly calm. A couple of old fogeys pose for a selfie against the backdrop of the Toronto skyline. The ceiling of the passenger deck of the Thomas Rennie Toronto islands ferry boat which is stuffed with life jackets.
October 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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You just reminded me of an old Mad Magazine version of the Archie comics that was incredibly dark (for me at least, I was just a kid when I first read it). This panel shows Reggie (Wedgie) sitting at a counter with the words "<-safe side" and "sui-cide->" written on the back of his shirt:
A panel from a Mad Magazine version of an Archie comic showing Archie (Starchie) and Jughead (Bottleneck) confronting Reggie (Wedgie) at a lunch counter. The artist was Will Elder.
October 2, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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New bike day!
A Trek Domané aluminum road bike in Lichen Green.
September 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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😊 I feel compelled to include #3, who wasn't in the original photo:
A black, white and brown dog laying on a fuzzy sheepskin on a brown leather couch.
September 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Sleepy dog pass it on...
A brown dog laying on a man laying in a hammock. There's another sleepy brindle dog in the background.
September 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Hottt
Cover of an "adult entertainment" magazine called Layers showing a woman who looks quite a bit like a young Helen Mirren exposing multiple layers of clothing. May or may not be a spoof.
September 16, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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I have some purslane growing in a pile of raccoon poop on my roof. I have not seen purslane growing anywhere else in my neighbourhood.
Purslane growing on a roof beside a plumbing vent.
September 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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I think the timeline could use a cuteness cleanse...
A pair of stuffed toy twin towers, holding hands and making faces while airplanes crash into them. Made by the wife of comic book artist Johnny Ryan.
September 11, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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I keep getting these Chinese spam voicemails and my phone (service?) somehow interprets it as English and tries to provide a transcription. This one from this morning is almost lyrical in quality:
A transcription of a Chinese language voicemail that reads, in English: “Yo honey, how you deal why she tongue jumping, but you yell shouting in you fooling, and doing on earth Hello dear user your phone number will be out of service today for details English service press one Chinese press two Yo honey, you need a deal why she only tongue jumping, but you yell shouting in your food and eat lunch on earth lunch on earth…”
September 10, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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Oooh Oooh!!

*holds up hand*

Is the answer water and sunlight? Am I an AI now? Am I gonna be a Tron?
A billboard for Apple's "Visual Intelligence" showing a small potted plant with the caption "How do I keep this alive?"
September 9, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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The glamorous life of the studio product photographer...

#work #photography #imari #productphotography #decorativeshite
Part of a photographer's studio set up for tabletop product photography. The table is covered with a white paper backdrop with a 66-piece Royal Crown Derby "Imari" dinner service set up on it. There is also a rolling cart nearby with a whole bunch of other decorative ceramic and glass things on it. I'd love to smash all of it.
September 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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A colourful poster showing a nude man surrounded by animals with the caption "You can fuck anything in heaven. Anything at all." From the mind of Sean Tejeratchi.
September 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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I feel like I've seen this movie before...
James Stewart in Hitchcock's "Rear Window"
September 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Every Labour Day the neighbourhood sparrows take a bath…
September 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM