Flute Manhawk
@thelittlestoaf.bsky.social
High class clown. Drummer/Musician. Commercial Photographer. Jaywalking enthusiast.
Toronto
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Finding out you’re done after one wipe is like being kissed by an angel
November 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Finding out you’re done after one wipe is like being kissed by an angel
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i like when people put a big bow on their baby’s head like they’re a new car someone gets during a december to remember
November 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
i like when people put a big bow on their baby’s head like they’re a new car someone gets during a december to remember
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A chessboard, only it’s the ground floor of my house. Two players, only it’s not Fischer and Spassky. A strategy, only it’s not the Queen’s Gambit. Checkmate, only it’s my dog trapped under the kitchen table by the Roomba.
November 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
A chessboard, only it’s the ground floor of my house. Two players, only it’s not Fischer and Spassky. A strategy, only it’s not the Queen’s Gambit. Checkmate, only it’s my dog trapped under the kitchen table by the Roomba.
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Knocked a couple pieces of maple together while bringing in firewood and before I knew it a family of bigfoots had brought a casserole. “We’re going to need that dish back,” they said, "it's vintage CorningWare."
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Knocked a couple pieces of maple together while bringing in firewood and before I knew it a family of bigfoots had brought a casserole. “We’re going to need that dish back,” they said, "it's vintage CorningWare."
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im hearing now, that all the nerds who got their pants pulled down while distracted by the Northern Lights, will be charged as sex offenders
November 12, 2025 at 8:44 AM
im hearing now, that all the nerds who got their pants pulled down while distracted by the Northern Lights, will be charged as sex offenders
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A pair of great horned owls have returned the woods behind our place. It's so comforting to hear their song. I realize there’s probably something deeply mystical and prophetic about them but I’m still going to skeet about bearded clams today
November 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
A pair of great horned owls have returned the woods behind our place. It's so comforting to hear their song. I realize there’s probably something deeply mystical and prophetic about them but I’m still going to skeet about bearded clams today
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Here I am, deploying a cover letter and CV for yet another gig I won't get, since I still haven't figured out where I apply to become a secretive late-career novelist who performs all the voices while testing out potential plot points on a sleeping cat in a gothic mansion. I have experience.
November 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Here I am, deploying a cover letter and CV for yet another gig I won't get, since I still haven't figured out where I apply to become a secretive late-career novelist who performs all the voices while testing out potential plot points on a sleeping cat in a gothic mansion. I have experience.
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In heaven, I'll always have something to blow my nose into.
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
In heaven, I'll always have something to blow my nose into.
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hate it when I yawn when I’m already horizontal in bed with my eyes closed 🙄 bitch, I already know I’m sleepy!! That’s why I’m here!!
November 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
hate it when I yawn when I’m already horizontal in bed with my eyes closed 🙄 bitch, I already know I’m sleepy!! That’s why I’m here!!
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travelling at ten thousand times the speed of light but technically standing still; whiteout at the bow, blackout at the stern; as long as your trip is τ-monotone on god's time, you're golden. and if it's not? we'll cheer on the light show
November 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
travelling at ten thousand times the speed of light but technically standing still; whiteout at the bow, blackout at the stern; as long as your trip is τ-monotone on god's time, you're golden. and if it's not? we'll cheer on the light show
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I get all my cardio being an also ran.
November 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I get all my cardio being an also ran.
(Eddie Vedder accent) h’ndah ah Eddie de Vedderins
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
(Eddie Vedder accent) h’ndah ah Eddie de Vedderins
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Sometimes I get jealous of people who are retiring, then I remember they’re nearing the end of their natural lifespan and I get even more jealous.
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Sometimes I get jealous of people who are retiring, then I remember they’re nearing the end of their natural lifespan and I get even more jealous.
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You had me at “I like a girl with personality” because I have a few.
November 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
You had me at “I like a girl with personality” because I have a few.
New! From the creators of Jesus Rock!
Got critters crappin'?
Then you'd best get to Stappin'!
For all your excess poo needs
See the guy from Creed!
Try NEW Scott Stapp's Scat Stop
and greet your poopin' pets
with arms wide open!
Got critters crappin'?
Then you'd best get to Stappin'!
For all your excess poo needs
See the guy from Creed!
Try NEW Scott Stapp's Scat Stop
and greet your poopin' pets
with arms wide open!
November 11, 2025 at 11:29 AM
New! From the creators of Jesus Rock!
Got critters crappin'?
Then you'd best get to Stappin'!
For all your excess poo needs
See the guy from Creed!
Try NEW Scott Stapp's Scat Stop
and greet your poopin' pets
with arms wide open!
Got critters crappin'?
Then you'd best get to Stappin'!
For all your excess poo needs
See the guy from Creed!
Try NEW Scott Stapp's Scat Stop
and greet your poopin' pets
with arms wide open!
Kentucky fried rice
Kentucky fried frisbees
kentucky fried french fries
November 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Kentucky fried rice
Today at work I am photographing items for a "cabinet of curiosities" auction. There are some interesting lots, including a Spanish colonial carving of St. Michael waiting to give you a handjob, a sexy 'coco de mer' seed pod from the Seychelles, and a sawfish saw:
November 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Today at work I am photographing items for a "cabinet of curiosities" auction. There are some interesting lots, including a Spanish colonial carving of St. Michael waiting to give you a handjob, a sexy 'coco de mer' seed pod from the Seychelles, and a sawfish saw:
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woke up still so furious that during my morning run i stopped to pop some car tires with my teeth
November 10, 2025 at 12:46 PM
woke up still so furious that during my morning run i stopped to pop some car tires with my teeth
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you’re going balls to the wall too much, the whole wall smells like balls
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
you’re going balls to the wall too much, the whole wall smells like balls
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Time wasn’t on his side and Gary just hoped the road would straighten out long enough that he could remove the paper from his ice cream cone.
November 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Time wasn’t on his side and Gary just hoped the road would straighten out long enough that he could remove the paper from his ice cream cone.
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Next in WSJ: “I visited the reserve where rich people hunt the poor with crossbows to unwind.”
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I Tried the Track Where Rich People Drive 150 Miles an Hour to Unwind
Members of this club pay a small fortune for free rein of an F1 circuit. I was a member for a day.
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November 9, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Next in WSJ: “I visited the reserve where rich people hunt the poor with crossbows to unwind.”
www.wsj.com/lifestyle/ca...
www.wsj.com/lifestyle/ca...
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
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The ‘Sonic Youth’? Okay. I’m just gonna say it: I think people are too into video games
November 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
The ‘Sonic Youth’? Okay. I’m just gonna say it: I think people are too into video games
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me: in 5 billion years when the sun has expanded to the size of a red giant & has crispified the earth what are all those stock traders on wall street gonna to do with all their ‘profits?’
grocery store cashier: do you have another form of currency that is not a bag of acorns?
grocery store cashier: do you have another form of currency that is not a bag of acorns?
November 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
me: in 5 billion years when the sun has expanded to the size of a red giant & has crispified the earth what are all those stock traders on wall street gonna to do with all their ‘profits?’
grocery store cashier: do you have another form of currency that is not a bag of acorns?
grocery store cashier: do you have another form of currency that is not a bag of acorns?
57km morning ride to Port Credit and back. It’s a beautiful day.
November 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
57km morning ride to Port Credit and back. It’s a beautiful day.