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@direlog.bsky.social
sex cop. world hero. american moral terminus
Pinned
my dream wedding:
MAN BURSTING INTO CHURCH: stop! stop! that's not roslyn wellbelove! you're about marry *morgan skullgrave*!
CHURCHGOERS: *gasp in unison*
ME (turning, resplendent in my wedding-dress fashioned of swan-wings and conflict ivory, baring teeth filed to wicked points): i know
MAN BURSTING INTO CHURCH: stop! stop! that's not roslyn wellbelove! you're about marry *morgan skullgrave*!
CHURCHGOERS: *gasp in unison*
ME (turning, resplendent in my wedding-dress fashioned of swan-wings and conflict ivory, baring teeth filed to wicked points): i know
doing some amateur brain surgery on myself to help pass the big test tomorrow. but don't worry, gonna practice on my roomies first (got three so that's like three mistakes tops)
January 15, 2026 at 9:24 PM
doing some amateur brain surgery on myself to help pass the big test tomorrow. but don't worry, gonna practice on my roomies first (got three so that's like three mistakes tops)
my dating profile…
There is nothing more to say about the creature.
January 15, 2026 at 6:20 PM
my dating profile…
sorting through a chest full of your mother's faded microwitchcraft zines
January 14, 2026 at 10:02 PM
sorting through a chest full of your mother's faded microwitchcraft zines
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ERROR: Insufficient FISH. You must upload additional FISH to begin the SEQUENCE
January 10, 2026 at 9:28 PM
ERROR: Insufficient FISH. You must upload additional FISH to begin the SEQUENCE
HOW TO WRITE GOOD SOFTWARE:
1. First you must put on the Pain Gauntlet
2. oh my god you fucking idiot you actually put it on- what the fuck do you mean take it off, ahahahaha you're stuck like this now, welcome to the suffering! that's right maggot, writhe for me! writhe!
1. First you must put on the Pain Gauntlet
2. oh my god you fucking idiot you actually put it on- what the fuck do you mean take it off, ahahahaha you're stuck like this now, welcome to the suffering! that's right maggot, writhe for me! writhe!
January 14, 2026 at 7:45 PM
HOW TO WRITE GOOD SOFTWARE:
1. First you must put on the Pain Gauntlet
2. oh my god you fucking idiot you actually put it on- what the fuck do you mean take it off, ahahahaha you're stuck like this now, welcome to the suffering! that's right maggot, writhe for me! writhe!
1. First you must put on the Pain Gauntlet
2. oh my god you fucking idiot you actually put it on- what the fuck do you mean take it off, ahahahaha you're stuck like this now, welcome to the suffering! that's right maggot, writhe for me! writhe!
great day so far. being given a huge gold coin by some creature i met in the woods
January 13, 2026 at 12:19 PM
great day so far. being given a huge gold coin by some creature i met in the woods
on my homeworld, i was renowned for evading c apture
January 13, 2026 at 12:59 AM
on my homeworld, i was renowned for evading c apture
hovering my hands over my cyberdeck as i contemplate The Danger. my Expression is Tight With Uncertainty
January 13, 2026 at 12:18 AM
hovering my hands over my cyberdeck as i contemplate The Danger. my Expression is Tight With Uncertainty
"Prepare the fluid tank, Bronwyn," the count intoned, "I'll destroy his brain at midnight."
January 12, 2026 at 11:08 PM
"Prepare the fluid tank, Bronwyn," the count intoned, "I'll destroy his brain at midnight."
(dramatic music) my name is Episode Webpage. and this is my story
January 11, 2026 at 8:06 PM
(dramatic music) my name is Episode Webpage. and this is my story
i hate the road. where do all these cars come from. why do they keep coming!! you'd think the cars have to run out at some point, but they don't!!! it makes no sense!!!! everyone who drives a car should be shot in the head, and they should invent a new, much more evil kind of bullet to do the job
January 11, 2026 at 7:57 PM
i hate the road. where do all these cars come from. why do they keep coming!! you'd think the cars have to run out at some point, but they don't!!! it makes no sense!!!! everyone who drives a car should be shot in the head, and they should invent a new, much more evil kind of bullet to do the job
TOWNSPERSON #1 (talking disparagingly about my inventory): i hear they have, like, 16 stacks of Vile Residue. 255x in each stack. and nothing else
TOWNSPERSON #2: isn't that, like, the inventory limit?
TOWNSPERSON #1: i know. it makes me sick
TOWNSPERSON #2: isn't that, like, the inventory limit?
TOWNSPERSON #1: i know. it makes me sick
January 11, 2026 at 5:16 PM
TOWNSPERSON #1 (talking disparagingly about my inventory): i hear they have, like, 16 stacks of Vile Residue. 255x in each stack. and nothing else
TOWNSPERSON #2: isn't that, like, the inventory limit?
TOWNSPERSON #1: i know. it makes me sick
TOWNSPERSON #2: isn't that, like, the inventory limit?
TOWNSPERSON #1: i know. it makes me sick
it make make others nervous, but it’s a source of great comfort to me to repeat my trigger phrase under my breath: “all those at the bottom of the ravine lie dead or locked in some evil slumber we have yet to understand”
January 9, 2026 at 6:20 PM
it make make others nervous, but it’s a source of great comfort to me to repeat my trigger phrase under my breath: “all those at the bottom of the ravine lie dead or locked in some evil slumber we have yet to understand”
run button rigged to alter the field of view and trigger effects that normally indicate the character is moving faster, but they're actually moving slower
January 9, 2026 at 4:39 PM
run button rigged to alter the field of view and trigger effects that normally indicate the character is moving faster, but they're actually moving slower
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my handlers just added a pile of hay to my enclosure. both comfortable and stylish
January 9, 2026 at 3:04 AM
my handlers just added a pile of hay to my enclosure. both comfortable and stylish
cucked by the dirac delta function: this is my story
January 9, 2026 at 12:57 PM
cucked by the dirac delta function: this is my story
i want a kojima game where you play billy joel touring in the soviet union
January 8, 2026 at 9:38 PM
i want a kojima game where you play billy joel touring in the soviet union
i have been thinking about moloch a lot. i want to stop thinking about moloch!
January 8, 2026 at 12:44 PM
i have been thinking about moloch a lot. i want to stop thinking about moloch!
me: *punches the rendering equation* what is a fucking differential angle you little shit
the rendering equation: fuck you ass hole
me: *throws a chair at wall* how integrate your dirty fuck ass
the rendering equation: got o hell
the rendering equation: fuck you ass hole
me: *throws a chair at wall* how integrate your dirty fuck ass
the rendering equation: got o hell
January 7, 2026 at 11:27 PM
me: *punches the rendering equation* what is a fucking differential angle you little shit
the rendering equation: fuck you ass hole
me: *throws a chair at wall* how integrate your dirty fuck ass
the rendering equation: got o hell
the rendering equation: fuck you ass hole
me: *throws a chair at wall* how integrate your dirty fuck ass
the rendering equation: got o hell
inventing New Rabies. Rabies 2. it's going to do wild things. you'll love it. you'll have no choice. slavering and scraping through my stainless-steel corridors. no fingernails left
January 7, 2026 at 10:08 PM
inventing New Rabies. Rabies 2. it's going to do wild things. you'll love it. you'll have no choice. slavering and scraping through my stainless-steel corridors. no fingernails left
Cop Rock - Baby Merchant EXTENDED CUT [High Quality]
Sperm Weed Car - Dark Idea Intrusion [Live] [Bootleg]
Sperm Weed Car - Dark Idea Intrusion [Live] [Bootleg]
January 6, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Cop Rock - Baby Merchant EXTENDED CUT [High Quality]
Sperm Weed Car - Dark Idea Intrusion [Live] [Bootleg]
Sperm Weed Car - Dark Idea Intrusion [Live] [Bootleg]
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one more thought, that I think it might help some people to hear:
when you say "fix your heart or die"
remember the second half of that offer
remember that that is what some people choose
and remember that they aren't going to do it willingly
when you say "fix your heart or die"
remember the second half of that offer
remember that that is what some people choose
and remember that they aren't going to do it willingly
January 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
one more thought, that I think it might help some people to hear:
when you say "fix your heart or die"
remember the second half of that offer
remember that that is what some people choose
and remember that they aren't going to do it willingly
when you say "fix your heart or die"
remember the second half of that offer
remember that that is what some people choose
and remember that they aren't going to do it willingly
most of what we think of as "Stanley Kubrick's films" are actually illegitimate products of the notorious Dutch forger and conman, Anton Sexhool
January 6, 2026 at 8:23 PM
most of what we think of as "Stanley Kubrick's films" are actually illegitimate products of the notorious Dutch forger and conman, Anton Sexhool
best decision of the past few years was to start refusing to know things. what's a labubu? what's brat? i don't know and i don't care and if you try to tell me i just visualise tv static and nothing gets in my brain
January 6, 2026 at 9:45 AM
best decision of the past few years was to start refusing to know things. what's a labubu? what's brat? i don't know and i don't care and if you try to tell me i just visualise tv static and nothing gets in my brain
i love when a wikipedia article uses a phrase like "in December 2017, he confessed on a livestream to having cheated on his wife," and the text "cheated on" is a link to the wikipedia page for infidelity
January 6, 2026 at 9:17 AM
i love when a wikipedia article uses a phrase like "in December 2017, he confessed on a livestream to having cheated on his wife," and the text "cheated on" is a link to the wikipedia page for infidelity