prydwen deadskull
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sex cop. world hero. american moral terminus
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prydwen deadskull
@direlog.bsky.social
· Oct 18
my dream wedding:
MAN BURSTING INTO CHURCH: stop! stop! that's not roslyn wellbelove! you're about marry *morgan skullgrave*!
CHURCHGOERS: *gasp in unison*
ME (turning, resplendent in my wedding-dress fashioned of swan-wings and conflict ivory, baring teeth filed to wicked points): i know
MAN BURSTING INTO CHURCH: stop! stop! that's not roslyn wellbelove! you're about marry *morgan skullgrave*!
CHURCHGOERS: *gasp in unison*
ME (turning, resplendent in my wedding-dress fashioned of swan-wings and conflict ivory, baring teeth filed to wicked points): i know
Do you just want to be a cog in a machine your whole life? A gleaming, sexy cog, perfectly machined, utterly mindless, forced to rotate at whatever speed I command?
November 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Do you just want to be a cog in a machine your whole life? A gleaming, sexy cog, perfectly machined, utterly mindless, forced to rotate at whatever speed I command?
a whip is a snake you can kiss and it will never become angry or jealous
November 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
a whip is a snake you can kiss and it will never become angry or jealous
LRT reminded me of that oral history piece on the films of thomas vinterberg
![excerpt from an interview with thomas vinterberg:
Thomas Vinterberg:We created five, five or six clones of Claire [Danes, for It's All About Love]. In the end we only used two of them, and so most of the time we had these three, barely human, almost like puppydogs really, because we didn't bother implanting memories or anything, and so they were just lolling around the set...
They were actually very quiet, very peaceful.
And although I was worried about what we were going to do with them, it turned out that Claire was really, really good at getting rid of them. Absolutely uncanny. I mean, they say you should never trust anyone who says "I know how to get rid of a body," (laughing), but she was a real professional. I think she kept one of them, though. But I'm not sure what she uses it for, I haven't seen it in years. And that's a fact.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3jmsyyn5m47buyzcuam4xhva/bafkreiezrkkz2f2zvvvcdcjvgp5mjh2krpbhfl2nzpzphwl44eva7drupi@jpeg)
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
LRT reminded me of that oral history piece on the films of thomas vinterberg
Reposted by prydwen deadskull
“Unc” is a contemporary slang[1] term, an abbreviation of “Unchristian”, used originally to describe the evil clone[2] of Christian Slater[3] created in a freak laboratory accident on the set of True Romance[4]
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
“Unc” is a contemporary slang[1] term, an abbreviation of “Unchristian”, used originally to describe the evil clone[2] of Christian Slater[3] created in a freak laboratory accident on the set of True Romance[4]
darn. the air tonight is heavy with the smoke of toxic cougars
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
darn. the air tonight is heavy with the smoke of toxic cougars
I'm not made of human meat. They stuck a lot of bowling balls together, and I was birthed eventuslly
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I'm not made of human meat. They stuck a lot of bowling balls together, and I was birthed eventuslly
oh, no, i'm practicing traditional chastity. you know, kneeling before a mirror every night and being assailed by horrifying visions of a skeletal knight chasing me through the woods, the diaphanous fabric of my dress torn and bloodied by the thick underbrush
November 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
oh, no, i'm practicing traditional chastity. you know, kneeling before a mirror every night and being assailed by horrifying visions of a skeletal knight chasing me through the woods, the diaphanous fabric of my dress torn and bloodied by the thick underbrush
i want to do a "don't make me tap the wittgenstein" joke with this but probably it's played out by now
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
i want to do a "don't make me tap the wittgenstein" joke with this but probably it's played out by now
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here's how i would handle a judd apatow type situation
INT. EVIL QUEEN'S DUNGEON NIGHT
SETH ROGEN: hey no way, did you guys get framed for treason by a jealous uncle too?
ME: shut up seth rogen. and do not speak to me. i am here purely for weird sex reasons
see? gotta nip it right in the bud
INT. EVIL QUEEN'S DUNGEON NIGHT
SETH ROGEN: hey no way, did you guys get framed for treason by a jealous uncle too?
ME: shut up seth rogen. and do not speak to me. i am here purely for weird sex reasons
see? gotta nip it right in the bud
November 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
here's how i would handle a judd apatow type situation
INT. EVIL QUEEN'S DUNGEON NIGHT
SETH ROGEN: hey no way, did you guys get framed for treason by a jealous uncle too?
ME: shut up seth rogen. and do not speak to me. i am here purely for weird sex reasons
see? gotta nip it right in the bud
INT. EVIL QUEEN'S DUNGEON NIGHT
SETH ROGEN: hey no way, did you guys get framed for treason by a jealous uncle too?
ME: shut up seth rogen. and do not speak to me. i am here purely for weird sex reasons
see? gotta nip it right in the bud
remembering to put on a Normal Face when the lift doors open
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM
remembering to put on a Normal Face when the lift doors open
peeling off my ghastly carapace to reveal the beautiful, anatomically-correct, non-venomous body underneath
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 PM
peeling off my ghastly carapace to reveal the beautiful, anatomically-correct, non-venomous body underneath
in the videogame you can generate massive worlds and watch the inhabitants die of curable diseases
November 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
in the videogame you can generate massive worlds and watch the inhabitants die of curable diseases
BRETT: Moral Zones exist to punish the wicked and to give life meaning.
MARTHA: The Scion wants to change history to suit his needs. His poets are everywhere.
JENNA (quietly): We live in an age where justice has little meaning.
CRUZ: With the lost weapons of the barbaric age, justice will be mine.
MARTHA: The Scion wants to change history to suit his needs. His poets are everywhere.
JENNA (quietly): We live in an age where justice has little meaning.
CRUZ: With the lost weapons of the barbaric age, justice will be mine.
November 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
BRETT: Moral Zones exist to punish the wicked and to give life meaning.
MARTHA: The Scion wants to change history to suit his needs. His poets are everywhere.
JENNA (quietly): We live in an age where justice has little meaning.
CRUZ: With the lost weapons of the barbaric age, justice will be mine.
MARTHA: The Scion wants to change history to suit his needs. His poets are everywhere.
JENNA (quietly): We live in an age where justice has little meaning.
CRUZ: With the lost weapons of the barbaric age, justice will be mine.
welcome to witch high school. we've got all sorts of interesting pupils here, from the fabulously rich, to the wretchedly indigent
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
welcome to witch high school. we've got all sorts of interesting pupils here, from the fabulously rich, to the wretchedly indigent
one of the best scores in golf is "crow in the donut hole". one of the worst scores in golf is "cormorant in the tax office"
November 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
one of the best scores in golf is "crow in the donut hole". one of the worst scores in golf is "cormorant in the tax office"
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one of the risks entailed by going deep underwater is that dolphins may try to touch you with their horrid rubbery beaks
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
one of the risks entailed by going deep underwater is that dolphins may try to touch you with their horrid rubbery beaks
standing on top of a skyscraper firing the self-bondage gun into the night sky. the stars are going out one by one
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 PM
standing on top of a skyscraper firing the self-bondage gun into the night sky. the stars are going out one by one
the human body is made of a smooth, proprietary material that is completely body-safe
November 25, 2025 at 11:23 AM
the human body is made of a smooth, proprietary material that is completely body-safe
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dragon lady next to me at the second life rave was too close and her wings kept clipping through my player model. I didn't mind but she apologied each and every time it happened. chat was filled with hundreds of variations of "oop sowwie >_<!! xoxo" and "uaah! not again! orz" by the end of the night
May 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
dragon lady next to me at the second life rave was too close and her wings kept clipping through my player model. I didn't mind but she apologied each and every time it happened. chat was filled with hundreds of variations of "oop sowwie >_<!! xoxo" and "uaah! not again! orz" by the end of the night
my liege, the nuns have been seduced by flesh holograms on the salt flats. with your permission i will ride out and seduce them back
November 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
my liege, the nuns have been seduced by flesh holograms on the salt flats. with your permission i will ride out and seduce them back
ORCHIECTOMY BARN GREETER: well hey there folks, welcome to the orchiectomy barn! looking to lighten the load today?
November 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
ORCHIECTOMY BARN GREETER: well hey there folks, welcome to the orchiectomy barn! looking to lighten the load today?
using biofeedback techniques to summon local wolves. not for any particular reason i just think the neighbourhood would benefit from some wolves
November 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
using biofeedback techniques to summon local wolves. not for any particular reason i just think the neighbourhood would benefit from some wolves
idea: kuleshov tarot. every card is a black-and-white picture of a man staring at you. each card has an unique back design, but there is no indication of *which* card it is beyond this
November 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
idea: kuleshov tarot. every card is a black-and-white picture of a man staring at you. each card has an unique back design, but there is no indication of *which* card it is beyond this