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Unimportant ramblings of a Disgruntled Canadian. Stardew, Hockey, 2SLGBTQIA+ & disability rights (& wrongs), road cyclist.
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Chirps my own.
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Chirps my own.
“Kids will only have 2 dolls” literally sounds like the American perception of communism.
May 1, 2025 at 10:40 PM
“Kids will only have 2 dolls” literally sounds like the American perception of communism.
“It’s time for them to get care from us” David Eby on the Filipino community
April 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
“It’s time for them to get care from us” David Eby on the Filipino community
My uber driver better appreciate the extreme restraint I showed in NOT singing along to Pink Pony Club 😤
April 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
My uber driver better appreciate the extreme restraint I showed in NOT singing along to Pink Pony Club 😤
Men:
i am attracted to women that are slim, healthy, and in good shape
Also men:
honey, I’m home! I bought pop, chips, cookies, chocolate, candy, cake, donuts, jelly beans, pretzels, chocolate covered pretzels, ice cream, fritters, beignets, nachos, French fries, booze, pre rolled joints, curry t
i am attracted to women that are slim, healthy, and in good shape
Also men:
honey, I’m home! I bought pop, chips, cookies, chocolate, candy, cake, donuts, jelly beans, pretzels, chocolate covered pretzels, ice cream, fritters, beignets, nachos, French fries, booze, pre rolled joints, curry t
April 20, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Men:
i am attracted to women that are slim, healthy, and in good shape
Also men:
honey, I’m home! I bought pop, chips, cookies, chocolate, candy, cake, donuts, jelly beans, pretzels, chocolate covered pretzels, ice cream, fritters, beignets, nachos, French fries, booze, pre rolled joints, curry t
i am attracted to women that are slim, healthy, and in good shape
Also men:
honey, I’m home! I bought pop, chips, cookies, chocolate, candy, cake, donuts, jelly beans, pretzels, chocolate covered pretzels, ice cream, fritters, beignets, nachos, French fries, booze, pre rolled joints, curry t
At some point we will have to shrug and say “they brought this on themselves”
Wow, the nation of people that allowed Guantanamo Bay eventually sent more people to death camps without due process. It’s nothing new.
To the people who thought they’d chase the “American dream”? You gambled and lost.
Wow, the nation of people that allowed Guantanamo Bay eventually sent more people to death camps without due process. It’s nothing new.
To the people who thought they’d chase the “American dream”? You gambled and lost.
April 20, 2025 at 2:58 AM
At some point we will have to shrug and say “they brought this on themselves”
Wow, the nation of people that allowed Guantanamo Bay eventually sent more people to death camps without due process. It’s nothing new.
To the people who thought they’d chase the “American dream”? You gambled and lost.
Wow, the nation of people that allowed Guantanamo Bay eventually sent more people to death camps without due process. It’s nothing new.
To the people who thought they’d chase the “American dream”? You gambled and lost.
Okay you’re outside the house with a chronic illness and no money. Which setback do you hate least?
- being cold (hands going numb)
- have to use toilet
- getting lost and walking an extra 10 blocks
- thirsty / hungry
- bus is 20 mins late
- being cold (hands going numb)
- have to use toilet
- getting lost and walking an extra 10 blocks
- thirsty / hungry
- bus is 20 mins late
April 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Okay you’re outside the house with a chronic illness and no money. Which setback do you hate least?
- being cold (hands going numb)
- have to use toilet
- getting lost and walking an extra 10 blocks
- thirsty / hungry
- bus is 20 mins late
- being cold (hands going numb)
- have to use toilet
- getting lost and walking an extra 10 blocks
- thirsty / hungry
- bus is 20 mins late
Can I have Sean Orr’s dishwashing job?
April 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Can I have Sean Orr’s dishwashing job?
The lawyer says middle class people are living paycheque to paycheque. Oh, sweetums. You don’t want to hear about working class folks.
March 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The lawyer says middle class people are living paycheque to paycheque. Oh, sweetums. You don’t want to hear about working class folks.
felon skum’s next brainchild…
aXis?
A joint venture with Russia? lol
aXis?
A joint venture with Russia? lol
March 15, 2025 at 7:42 AM
felon skum’s next brainchild…
aXis?
A joint venture with Russia? lol
aXis?
A joint venture with Russia? lol
Rick Tocchet when he finds out there’s a new player named Pettersson entering the league
patrick star from spongebob squarepants is smiling with his hands folded
Alt: patrick star from spongebob squarepants is smiling mischievously while rubbing his hands together
media.tenor.com
March 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Rick Tocchet when he finds out there’s a new player named Pettersson entering the league
I call my posts on here chirps bc it isn’t Twitter and chirp is a term for trash talking in hockey
March 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I call my posts on here chirps bc it isn’t Twitter and chirp is a term for trash talking in hockey
I appreciated the women appreciation night at the Canucks game this evening.
March 8, 2025 at 9:20 AM
I appreciated the women appreciation night at the Canucks game this evening.
We can’t let Brock go 😔
#CanucksChirps
#CanucksChirps
March 6, 2025 at 6:47 AM
We can’t let Brock go 😔
#CanucksChirps
#CanucksChirps
We have to eat the rich before they all take ozempic
March 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
We have to eat the rich before they all take ozempic
Do the anthem singers get extra money for adding extra notes? #NHLChirps
March 2, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Do the anthem singers get extra money for adding extra notes? #NHLChirps
Funny, I lose all interest in a story / piece of news as soon as that pay/subscribe wall pops up. No Vanity Fair, no New York Times, I don’t actually care. I’m happy leaving it a mystery. 🤷🏼♂️
March 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Funny, I lose all interest in a story / piece of news as soon as that pay/subscribe wall pops up. No Vanity Fair, no New York Times, I don’t actually care. I’m happy leaving it a mystery. 🤷🏼♂️
How do I make sure I don’t see stupid Ai-created pictures and videos of trump? It’s a waste of resources.
March 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
How do I make sure I don’t see stupid Ai-created pictures and videos of trump? It’s a waste of resources.
I’m too stupid to play the Witcher, I have to play Diablo 😔
March 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I’m too stupid to play the Witcher, I have to play Diablo 😔
People who go to bed early and wake up at 6 am: I’m better than everyone 😌
Those same smug assholes at 1 pm: 😴
Those same smug assholes at 1 pm: 😴
March 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
People who go to bed early and wake up at 6 am: I’m better than everyone 😌
Those same smug assholes at 1 pm: 😴
Those same smug assholes at 1 pm: 😴
I know we’re in a class war but people, please stop pooping on the sidewalks of Vancouver.
February 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I know we’re in a class war but people, please stop pooping on the sidewalks of Vancouver.
Not Joanne using singular they multiple times! Now I just need to find the Jordan Peterson example.
February 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Not Joanne using singular they multiple times! Now I just need to find the Jordan Peterson example.
Awww, fElon’s using the singular gender neutral pronoun. Love that for them!
February 24, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Awww, fElon’s using the singular gender neutral pronoun. Love that for them!
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Worst part? Neoliberalism feeds fascism. Economic despair, alienation, collapse of trust—that’s how strongmen rise. The cycle is rigged, and until the left can rebuild power, we’re stuck playing defense. Again. /end
February 20, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Worst part? Neoliberalism feeds fascism. Economic despair, alienation, collapse of trust—that’s how strongmen rise. The cycle is rigged, and until the left can rebuild power, we’re stuck playing defense. Again. /end
I might be vegetarian but i love beefy hunks
February 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I might be vegetarian but i love beefy hunks