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@transonic.media

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| They / them | ace & neutrois & nonbinary as heck | Vancouver, BC, Canada 🇨🇦 Disabled queerdo, democratic socialist, genderless void, professional layabout, social services worker, Canadian patriot. Hopepunk. Patron Saint of the Extremely Online.

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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ 🇨🇦 @transonic.media · Mar 5

The Six Averian Precepts:
1️⃣ Self-care first.
2️⃣ Help others help themselves.
3️⃣ Respect is bidirectional—if it’s not mutual, it’s not real.
4️⃣ Mistakes happen; what matters is how you respond.
5️⃣ Communication solves everything—if both sides act in good faith.
6️⃣ No strict rules, only guiding principles.

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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ 🇨🇦 @transonic.media · 1d

Ugh. Nothing says "I value the public's trust and will work to earn it" like letting this loser out of jail.

The Internet's Favourite Avery™ 🇨🇦 @transonic.media · 2d

How every response should look. No performative chest-thumping or barbaric yawps, no bruised egos, just professionalism and competence.

The Internet's Favourite Avery™ 🇨🇦 @transonic.media · 3d

Sorry, didn't mean to offend you with the truth.

The Internet's Favourite Avery™ 🇨🇦 @transonic.media · 4d

Hah! Back when he had hair! I vaguely remember those days.

The Internet's Favourite Avery™ 🇨🇦 @transonic.media · 4d

Very nicely done, friend! You've got some great skill. 👍🏼

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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ 🇨🇦 @transonic.media · 9d

One must imagine Sisyphus happy.

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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ 🇨🇦 @transonic.media · 10d

NGOs and local aid groups can deliver more efficiently: fewer photo ops, more calories per dollar, But only if they’re resourced, trusted, and protected. Most of them aren’t.

The Internet's Favourite Avery™ 🇨🇦 @transonic.media · 10d

It’s a bureaucratic lie dressed in patriotism—“no one died on my watch”—spoken over the sound of a man weeping for his son. Look closely and learn, for this is moral rot in the machinery of governance: a tiny body in Mae Sot, and a man in Washington declaring everything to be just fine.

The Internet's Favourite Avery™ 🇨🇦 @transonic.media · 12d

Right? Does he think the Nobel Prize committee doesn't read the same headlines that the rest of us are?!

The Internet's Favourite Avery™ 🇨🇦 @transonic.media · 13d

CW: SA, hospital trauma — I reported to Vancouver Coastal Health that I was sexually assaulted as a VGH patient (2011). Their 2025 response: “no records, can’t ID staff.” That’s not accountability. I’m escalating to oversight & media. Survivors deserve better than silence.

The Internet's Favourite Avery™ 🇨🇦 @transonic.media · 13d

Shit, Margo! Imagine logging on to guilt-trip strangers into curating your self-worth. Touch grass, not follow buttons.

The Internet's Favourite Avery™ 🇨🇦 @transonic.media · 13d

Exactly. The archetype isn’t carved out of marble—it’s carved out of cheese curds and resentment.

We’re not dealing with Leonidas storming the gates. We’re dealing with someone who’s winded from opening a bag of Doritos.

The Internet's Favourite Avery™ 🇨🇦 @transonic.media · 13d

It’s Manifest Destiny, but with cankles, diabeetus, and tactical obesity.

These guys didn’t march—they waddled across state lines. Cue the tuba music!

The Internet's Favourite Avery™ 🇨🇦 @transonic.media · 13d

He couldn't organize his way out of a wet paper bag. The NDP needs a leader with callouses, not connections. A union rep, not a panelist. #AshtonForLeader

The Internet's Favourite Avery™ 🇨🇦 @transonic.media · 13d

Lewis is terminally bourgeois and all bluster. We need someone from Labour to lead the Labour party and bring it back to its roots, not an academic whose thing is being in the right room at the right time.

The Internet's Favourite Avery™ 🇨🇦 @transonic.media · 13d

You're not far off; he's better suited to being Naomi Klein's husband. I sent him some emails ahead of the last election, and when I dared ask for policy ideas, I got vague word salad. He wouldn't last a single QP in the House.

The Internet's Favourite Avery™ 🇨🇦 @transonic.media · 13d

I’m not voting for a candidate whose whole pitch is “I’ve been in the right rooms.” I want someone who’s been locked out of rooms—and kicked the door down anyway. I'm voting for Rob.

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The Tyee @thetyee.ca · 15d

“So why now? I’m tired of Conservatives and Liberals lying to workers, telling them they’re going to make their lives better. All we see happening is our lives getting worse.”

@isaacphannay.bsky.social interviews Rob Ashton who is joining the race for the NDP leadership. #canpoli

‘We're All Getting Screwed. I’ve Had Enough’ | The Tyee

He was a dockworker, then a labour leader. Now Rob Ashton wants to lead the federal NDP. A Tyee Q&A.

thetyee.ca

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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ 🇨🇦 @transonic.media · 13d

good morning to everyone clawing their way through capitalism with nothing but coffee, spite, and community spirit.

may your enemies underestimate you and your friends and loved ones overfeed you.

#❤️

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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ 🇨🇦 @transonic.media · 13d

Tell your MP!

The Internet's Favourite Avery™ 🇨🇦 @transonic.media · 13d

75 Euro für eine faschistische Durstfalle. Warum ist die Rechte so gut darin, sich selbst zu betrügen?

The Internet's Favourite Avery™ 🇨🇦 @transonic.media · 13d

Newsom vetoed a bill for gender-inclusive education—after stalling other trans protections. Our lives aren’t bargaining chips.
- Call your reps.
- Call your friends.
- Make noise.
Trans kids deserve truth, safety, and dignity. 🏳️‍⚧️
buff.ly/MTUAV85

The Internet's Favourite Avery™ 🇨🇦 @transonic.media · 13d

Ah, StringTok! Finally, a social network with no algorithms, no data harvesting, and no Terms of Service — just tension-based end-to-end encryption.

The Internet's Favourite Avery™ 🇨🇦 @transonic.media · 13d

What! Pierre has friends?

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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ 🇨🇦 @transonic.media · 13d

Of course he does. He's a pathetic spineless bottom-feeder. A losing loser with a proven track record of losses.

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