Zeroisanumber (Festive)
@zeroisanumber.bsky.social
Way older than 18
He/Him
White
Communist
Would probably fight to the death for you without liking you very much.
Local Food Shelf Amazon Wish List: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/33006IR7PKHGZ
He/Him
White
Communist
Would probably fight to the death for you without liking you very much.
Local Food Shelf Amazon Wish List: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/33006IR7PKHGZ
Pinned
Need a bunch of tough guys to come to my house and play Barbies with me.
We don't do ICE shit here. And Minnesotans have an endless number of polite ways to tell you to go fuck yourself.
WSJ: A Small Minnesota Town Defends Somali Residents as Critical to the Economy
By Joe Barrett
A sweeping fraud scandal has put the spotlight on places like Willmar, where Somalis run businesses and work at the Jennie-O turkey plant.
Gift link!
By Joe Barrett
A sweeping fraud scandal has put the spotlight on places like Willmar, where Somalis run businesses and work at the Jennie-O turkey plant.
Gift link!
A Small Minnesota Town Defends Somali Residents as Critical to the Economy
A sweeping fraud scandal has put the spotlight on places like Willmar, where Somalis run businesses and work at the Jennie-O turkey plant.
www.wsj.com
December 8, 2025 at 1:22 AM
We don't do ICE shit here. And Minnesotans have an endless number of polite ways to tell you to go fuck yourself.
ICE goons are staying at the hotels near the airport, their command staff are staying over at MOA.
Perfectly possible to call MOA managment and light them up over it.
Perfectly possible to call MOA managment and light them up over it.
December 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
ICE goons are staying at the hotels near the airport, their command staff are staying over at MOA.
Perfectly possible to call MOA managment and light them up over it.
Perfectly possible to call MOA managment and light them up over it.
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Pope Leo XIV had an important meeting this morning.
December 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Pope Leo XIV had an important meeting this morning.
Hey, as an extremely masculine man I want to let folks, and especially my fellow men, know that it's perfectly fine to seek help for mental or physical pain. People tell you to just suck it up but that's bullshit. Pain, whether mental or physical, is your body telling you something's wrong.
December 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Hey, as an extremely masculine man I want to let folks, and especially my fellow men, know that it's perfectly fine to seek help for mental or physical pain. People tell you to just suck it up but that's bullshit. Pain, whether mental or physical, is your body telling you something's wrong.
Kinda love how many of my Jewish neighbors have just given up and put up a "Hanukkah Bush" this year. Everyone's mom loves dragging a tree indoors and putting a bunch of ridiculous ornaments on it.
December 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Kinda love how many of my Jewish neighbors have just given up and put up a "Hanukkah Bush" this year. Everyone's mom loves dragging a tree indoors and putting a bunch of ridiculous ornaments on it.
No matter what you think about the Catholic Church, there are members who are good and understand the spirit of their religion.
Father Gary Graf’s 800-mile walk from Dolton, Illinois to the Statue of Liberty ended this week, but the mission he carried with him is far from over.
His message to all of us: "It is time to step up. It is time to speak out."
✍️: @tusk81.bsky.social
📸: @heylookitsruth.bsky.social
His message to all of us: "It is time to step up. It is time to speak out."
✍️: @tusk81.bsky.social
📸: @heylookitsruth.bsky.social
Chicago Priest Walks 800 Miles In Solidarity With Immigrant Neighbors, Says ‘It Is Time To Step Up’
Father Gary Graf, known as Father Gary, sought to honor our immigrant neighbors one step at a time.
americasvoicecnn.substack.com
December 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
No matter what you think about the Catholic Church, there are members who are good and understand the spirit of their religion.
Every year I hope that A Christmas Story gets canceled for the horribly racist Chinese restaurant scene. Not just because of the racism, but because I fucking hate the film and despise the near-fascist levels of kitch and nostalgia.
December 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Every year I hope that A Christmas Story gets canceled for the horribly racist Chinese restaurant scene. Not just because of the racism, but because I fucking hate the film and despise the near-fascist levels of kitch and nostalgia.
If I were a Winter Warlock I wouldn't assure Santa a white Christmas, I'd freeze you all to death.
December 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
If I were a Winter Warlock I wouldn't assure Santa a white Christmas, I'd freeze you all to death.
Remembering one of my favorite Christmas classics, "It's a Bundyful Life" Al gets an electric shock and is shown a world in which he never lived and everyone is better off. Al demands to be returned to his life so he can make his loved ones miserable out of spite.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLkx...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLkx...
Al Gets A Christmas Shock | Married With Children
YouTube video by Married with Children
www.youtube.com
December 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Remembering one of my favorite Christmas classics, "It's a Bundyful Life" Al gets an electric shock and is shown a world in which he never lived and everyone is better off. Al demands to be returned to his life so he can make his loved ones miserable out of spite.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLkx...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLkx...
I know this is a model whom he hired to pose with him because there's no fucking way that a woman who wasn't being paid would pose with a guy who's dressed like that for an Xmas pic. My gf would rather die.
This picture gets worse the longer you look at it. Is that a Labubu on a necklace? Why is the stuffed toy in his hand also wearing a Labubu around its neck? Why does he have a watch on each wrist? If he's rich why does he buy shirts from Temu? Is that person with him above the age of consent?
December 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I know this is a model whom he hired to pose with him because there's no fucking way that a woman who wasn't being paid would pose with a guy who's dressed like that for an Xmas pic. My gf would rather die.
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Anyone else think the NBA 2K story mode would be better if they just completely ripped off The Fresh Prince of Bel Air episodes?
I'm tired of "Underdog Kid With Hoop Dreams," I want some slapstick and a life lesson from Uncle Phil.
I'm tired of "Underdog Kid With Hoop Dreams," I want some slapstick and a life lesson from Uncle Phil.
November 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Anyone else think the NBA 2K story mode would be better if they just completely ripped off The Fresh Prince of Bel Air episodes?
I'm tired of "Underdog Kid With Hoop Dreams," I want some slapstick and a life lesson from Uncle Phil.
I'm tired of "Underdog Kid With Hoop Dreams," I want some slapstick and a life lesson from Uncle Phil.
Douthat getting it into his mellon-ass head that either Trump or his various enablers give a flying shit about Christianity.
In Opinion
The Trump administration “has offered a lot of general rhetoric about the value of Christianity to American civilization,” Ross Douthat says. “But in the absence of religious-informed policymaking, this sometimes feels more like a performance of a Christian politics than a full reality.”
The Trump administration “has offered a lot of general rhetoric about the value of Christianity to American civilization,” Ross Douthat says. “But in the absence of religious-informed policymaking, this sometimes feels more like a performance of a Christian politics than a full reality.”
Opinion | The Trump Administration Needs More Christianity in Its Nationalism
Not too much religious moralism in the administration, but too little.
nyti.ms
December 7, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Douthat getting it into his mellon-ass head that either Trump or his various enablers give a flying shit about Christianity.
Bull fucking shit they were on a list! Show me the fuckin' list you bald bitch!
He says the men they murdered are on a list.
Let’s see the list.
Let’s hear their names.
Show us the evidence.
If you have any.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...
Let’s see the list.
Let’s hear their names.
Show us the evidence.
If you have any.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...
Admiral told lawmakers everyone on alleged drug boat was on a list of military targets
Adm. Frank Bradley said U.S. intelligence had identified the 11 people on the boat and determined the military was authorized to kill them as part of Trump’s campaign against alleged drug-smuggling ve...
www.nbcnews.com
December 7, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Bull fucking shit they were on a list! Show me the fuckin' list you bald bitch!
This giggling little shit has never seen anyone die violently in his life and wouldn't be so fucking passe about it if he had!
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
This giggling little shit has never seen anyone die violently in his life and wouldn't be so fucking passe about it if he had!
One thing I've noticed is that lately ICE seems less hell bent on destroying property and instigating confrontations. This summer in LA they were really wilding out but now it seems like the word's come down to conduct themselves in a less blatantly illegal manner.
December 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
One thing I've noticed is that lately ICE seems less hell bent on destroying property and instigating confrontations. This summer in LA they were really wilding out but now it seems like the word's come down to conduct themselves in a less blatantly illegal manner.
This guy's good at politics.
Mamdani: Oftentimes when we win elections, we tell people to go home and just trust us. But the message really has to be that we want you to come along with us… That’s something we’ve been looking to share with New Yorkers: We want to not only win with New Yorkers, but also govern with New Yorkers.
December 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
This guy's good at politics.
A special breaking down the history of the myth and how the journey of a young family to the region in the midst of simmering political tensions might actually be interesting, but no one wants that except nerds like me.
Folks you may have been baffled by the “Kevin Costner presents the first Christmas” ad you just saw on ABC
And I am here to make it worse by sharing with you the official poster for this blessed event
And I am here to make it worse by sharing with you the official poster for this blessed event
December 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
A special breaking down the history of the myth and how the journey of a young family to the region in the midst of simmering political tensions might actually be interesting, but no one wants that except nerds like me.
I have a list of houses in my head for when shit kicks off that I'm going to class war the hell out of.
“Don’t replace the culture war with class war” is such a fun way of saying, “Please don’t unionize, I just bought a yacht that parks inside another yacht.”
December 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I have a list of houses in my head for when shit kicks off that I'm going to class war the hell out of.
Imagine Riverdale if everyone in Riverdale were dumber and a Nazi.
December 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Imagine Riverdale if everyone in Riverdale were dumber and a Nazi.
Me buying this car is the signal that I'm about to go on a cross-country death run a la Vanishing Point.
[extremely rcr brian voice] BROOWWWNNNNN
bringatrailer.com/listing/1976...
bringatrailer.com/listing/1976...
No Reserve: 1976 Cadillac Eldorado Convertible
Bid for the chance to own a No Reserve: 1976 Cadillac Eldorado Convertible at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #222,423.
bringatrailer.com
December 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Me buying this car is the signal that I'm about to go on a cross-country death run a la Vanishing Point.
I live for the small things.
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
December 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I live for the small things.
December 6, 2025 at 3:26 PM
We hate you. We'll leave you out there to die.
Good morning to fuckers in our neighborhood kidnapping our neighbors! Can you see the city skyline? No? You’re wondering if Minneapolis burned down again overnight? Oh no, sweetie. That’s ice crystals in the air . It looks like it will get to around -8F without windchill! Please enjoy your stay!
December 6, 2025 at 3:09 PM
We hate you. We'll leave you out there to die.
Cedar Cultural Center at Cedar-Riverside in Minneapolis. Cedar-Riverside is the heart of the East African community in Minneapolis.
December 6, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Cedar Cultural Center at Cedar-Riverside in Minneapolis. Cedar-Riverside is the heart of the East African community in Minneapolis.