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Zeroisanumber (Festive)
@zeroisanumber.bsky.social
Way older than 18
He/Him
White
Communist
Would probably fight to the death for you without liking you very much.

Local Food Shelf Amazon Wish List: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/33006IR7PKHGZ
Pinned
Need a bunch of tough guys to come to my house and play Barbies with me.
Becoming so upset because my feet are cold that I go to bed about it.
December 9, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Neighbor is listening to what I can only describe as Chiptunes Pink Floyd.
December 9, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Playing CK3 and just kidnapping everyone's children like I'm Krampus.

I wonder how long I can get away with this shit before everyone freaks out and kills me?
December 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I mean, he's right but not for the reasons he thinks.
December 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Posting is now terrorism.
Stay safe, US friends. The FBI is compiling a list of domestic terrorists and I for one satisfy the criteria in all five possible ways.

www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leak-fbi-l...
December 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I can't properly express how much I hate how stupid things are.
December 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Drives me to madness that in an era that cries out for a cogent and thoroughly examined case for major government reforms the basic promise at the heart of the Dem's pitch is that they'll just go back to doing things like before.
December 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I'm a pretty weird guy, I could do it professionally in a better world, but shit's getting too weird even for me.
December 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
First off, this should be illegal because we pay for that shit.

Second off, lol.
The Trump administration just announced they will refuse to release the October inflation report.
December 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Just throw a party. I promise you can just do that.
Terminally online Right wingers are telling on themselves
December 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
We don't do ICE shit here. And Minnesotans have an endless number of polite ways to tell you to go fuck yourself.
WSJ: A Small Minnesota Town Defends Somali Residents as Critical to the Economy

By Joe Barrett

A sweeping fraud scandal has put the spotlight on places like Willmar, where Somalis run businesses and work at the Jennie-O turkey plant.

Gift link!
A Small Minnesota Town Defends Somali Residents as Critical to the Economy
A sweeping fraud scandal has put the spotlight on places like Willmar, where Somalis run businesses and work at the Jennie-O turkey plant.
www.wsj.com
December 8, 2025 at 1:22 AM
ICE goons are staying at the hotels near the airport, their command staff are staying over at MOA.

Perfectly possible to call MOA managment and light them up over it.
December 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Reposted by Zeroisanumber (Festive)
Pope Leo XIV had an important meeting this morning.
December 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Hey, as an extremely masculine man I want to let folks, and especially my fellow men, know that it's perfectly fine to seek help for mental or physical pain. People tell you to just suck it up but that's bullshit. Pain, whether mental or physical, is your body telling you something's wrong.
December 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Kinda love how many of my Jewish neighbors have just given up and put up a "Hanukkah Bush" this year. Everyone's mom loves dragging a tree indoors and putting a bunch of ridiculous ornaments on it.
December 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
No matter what you think about the Catholic Church, there are members who are good and understand the spirit of their religion.
Father Gary Graf’s 800-mile walk from Dolton, Illinois to the Statue of Liberty ended this week, but the mission he carried with him is far from over.

His message to all of us: "It is time to step up. It is time to speak out."

✍️: @tusk81.bsky.social
📸: @heylookitsruth.bsky.social
Chicago Priest Walks 800 Miles In Solidarity With Immigrant Neighbors, Says ‘It Is Time To Step Up’
Father Gary Graf, known as Father Gary, sought to honor our immigrant neighbors one step at a time.
americasvoicecnn.substack.com
December 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Every year I hope that A Christmas Story gets canceled for the horribly racist Chinese restaurant scene. Not just because of the racism, but because I fucking hate the film and despise the near-fascist levels of kitch and nostalgia.
December 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
If I were a Winter Warlock I wouldn't assure Santa a white Christmas, I'd freeze you all to death.
December 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Remembering one of my favorite Christmas classics, "It's a Bundyful Life" Al gets an electric shock and is shown a world in which he never lived and everyone is better off. Al demands to be returned to his life so he can make his loved ones miserable out of spite.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLkx...
Al Gets A Christmas Shock | Married With Children
YouTube video by Married with Children
www.youtube.com
December 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I know this is a model whom he hired to pose with him because there's no fucking way that a woman who wasn't being paid would pose with a guy who's dressed like that for an Xmas pic. My gf would rather die.
This picture gets worse the longer you look at it. Is that a Labubu on a necklace? Why is the stuffed toy in his hand also wearing a Labubu around its neck? Why does he have a watch on each wrist? If he's rich why does he buy shirts from Temu? Is that person with him above the age of consent?
December 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Reposted by Zeroisanumber (Festive)
Anyone else think the NBA 2K story mode would be better if they just completely ripped off The Fresh Prince of Bel Air episodes?

I'm tired of "Underdog Kid With Hoop Dreams," I want some slapstick and a life lesson from Uncle Phil.
November 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Douthat getting it into his mellon-ass head that either Trump or his various enablers give a flying shit about Christianity.
In Opinion

The Trump administration “has offered a lot of general rhetoric about the value of Christianity to American civilization,” Ross Douthat says. “But in the absence of religious-informed policymaking, this sometimes feels more like a performance of a Christian politics than a full reality.”
Opinion | The Trump Administration Needs More Christianity in Its Nationalism
Not too much religious moralism in the administration, but too little.
nyti.ms
December 7, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Bull fucking shit they were on a list! Show me the fuckin' list you bald bitch!
December 7, 2025 at 11:59 AM